Ask a drunk guy who lost his virginity with a sheep anything

ask a drunk guy who lost his virginity with a sheep anything.

You sure that you didn't just dream it in your sheep?

kek.
no, i actually went out with the intention of fucking a sheep.

No
I was tired so I went out to try to count some sheep but ended up fucking one until I came

No he just creamed it in his sheep.

OP that doesn't count even if you're welsh.

Nice try faggot quit pretending to be me

OP here.
No, i was wide awake.

i am not welsh, neither am i a muslim.
it was the first pussy i ever creamed, so i kind of lost my virginity that night.

There can only be one OP.

Real OP would post pic + timestamp of him fucking a sheep.

Can you see the Loch Ness Monster from your window?

You can't consent if you're drunk. Legally, the sheep can be charged with rape.

Are you from New Zealand?

Dubs demands you sue the farm owner for his sheep raping you.

nope, not gonna happen. didnt take my phone with me, for the risk of breaking it while catching a sheep. also the flash of my camera is a telltale sign for the farmer and his shotgun that someone is out messing with the herd.
(those are some fast motherfuckers.)

not from scotland.

i wasnt drunk when i shagged the sheep, i am drunk now.

nope.

He's from Scotland you dumb nigger

It's the only continent where you can grow sheep

>not from scotland

No one is asking the right questions, how did it feel OP? How do you feel about it now?

Ok, first of all, you are a horrible person, second of all, please never rape children or women, thanks

I have no question.

>pic related, it's cattle fuckers (genetically born people who are so horny they are more likely to be gay or fuck animals).

Did it feel like shagging a shagg carpet?

Shut up, MacNigger

Maybe look above before posting something that OP has already said. Blind nigger

...continent? How fucking dumb are you

*planet

since it was my first sexual encounter involving vaginal intercourse, i cant compare it to anything else.
it felt better than a fleshlight, mostly because of the bodyheat. there was less noticeable texture or tightness compared to it too.

i switched holes while shagging the sheep. felt a lot tighter and more pleasuring than the vagina mostly because my dick is insensitive due to masturbation.

actually it didnt.
i did the sheep missionary style and the belly area has a lot less wool.

pls be patient, i try to answer anything, but i am drunk as fuck
but i switched back, because i wanted to cum in a vagina.

nope i am not
also >continent

i would never rape a women or a child. i am not that horrible. compared to modern farming and meat productions, what i did actually doesnt seem that bad.

Did you eat it for supper afterwards?

I head some folks like mint jelly with their mutton.

Would you do it again?

>Did you eat it for supper afterwards?
no. i freed it, got back to my bike and rode back to my car..
(used the bike, because i parked my car 2 miles away in an unsuspicious spot and a bicycle is not only silent, but also easily concealed in some greens.

yes, i think so.
just to spice my pretty boring right-handed sex life up, every once in a while.
it was a thrilling experience, something you just dont have fapping to porn.
also it feels much better than just masturbation.

ok thanks for answering, but please don't fuck animals again. It is a good thing you would not rape woman or children (that is something the elite (+jews) and intelligence service are doing).