Roast me, Sup Forums

Roast me, Sup Forums.

I would roast you, but for some reason you posted a picture of a baby.

Bet you're fat

If you look up 'average white boy trap' in the dictionary...

you've got a fat fuckin head

Why are you posting a picture of you taking a dump on the toilet. It looks like you are concentrating hard to pop out that turd baby. Tell your daddy to go easy on your ass tonight.

Jaws crooked

You're hot as fuck

:(

Quite cute

No one would care if you died.

what a handsome young man

Smile a bit, you look like you just told your parents you're gay, and they didn't like it

Your head is very lopsided.

I despise my teeth

if you dont kill yourself right now ill do it for you

12reply 8anons

Just kill urself ok?

Your skin looks so dry get some lotion

Let us see em, it'll give us more to roast

ain't me, nig

Your nipple looks so weird man

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you lot can thx me later
>Snap Teens .net

Why does it look like your head was badly photoshopped onto the body of shrek

Get this fuck mouth some braces

Anons been posting his fucking pic asking for rates all over /soc/, and now here too rofl

it actually was

You'd make a good hucow.

what is this

What id do to you

I dunno that looks sort of uncomfortable user

You'd learn to love it~

If you say so

*Kisses seductively as a straight male can kiss another man*

How old are you OP?

Old enough

you aren't OP...

I'ma guess 16

You look like Norman Bates.

Something tells me you own a white fan and cruise daycares often.

I don't see it

What state you be from?

I do

VA

post pic touching nose?

was your foreskin removed thereabouts?

Yes

Then are you glad for it? And were you also left with a thin brownish ring as a result?

Picture proof?

You're more attractive than me and I don't like that I'm envious about that fact. While not you're fault, you're partially responsible for that discomforting feeling, so I guess you're kind of a faggot in way. Have a wonderful day.

Yes

Y

Pics or it didn't happen

To both questions?

Porque

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Then if you have any brothers, are they snipped too?

To be fair, i own a white fan

Yes

I own no fans

Picture proof

Then were they done before or after you were, chronologically speaking?

Afterwards

Then last questions--how many younger bros do you have? And how are you so sure they were snipped too?

holy shit you're hot

3; parents told them

Was that an awkward conversation...?

could you post a pic wearing basketball shorts that also includes your face?

No

>how'd it go down?

you're a faggot. did i S rank it?

Ok

Y tho

you look like fred

sorry, as in, how was it initiated, and what was said exactly?

Why

cuz i'm curious lol

Just do it!

Mostly the second half

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Remember to attach the pic

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Thnx for trying

Plz don't ignore question :(

or did you leave the thread?

Boi u be lookin like a gay cheese cake

Your attractiveness varies between angles

You look like someone straight out of a boy band that barely anybody has heard about.

You gay or str8?

bateman/10

nah ur good. kill yourself if ur a fag tho