JUST

JUST

hes gonna be dead within 3 years

screenshot this

He's method acting as a pirate, leave him alone

>2016
>getting married

He's got no one to blame for himself. He should've just impregnated a bunch of women and the move to Texas like Dwight Howard.

Pretty sure all the drugs and booze are to blame

Those aren't his real teeth sperg

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So.. is he gonna be in Pirates of the Caribbean Part 5?

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MOMS

GONNA

FREAK

>marry a golddigger ayn rand devotee
>she only gets 7mil

Fucking lel

Yeah, it's aleady ridiculously overbudget, it has a shit ton of other blockbusters to compete with and now it's main star has gone from an A list sex symbol to a creepy spousal abuser who cuts his own fingertip off to write blood messages. Not good.

LOL this is why Sup Forums is the greatest board
mind if i post this on /r/shit4chansays?

MK is a helluva drug

He's 53 for fuck sake. With all the drugs and drinking he's done, it's a miracle that he's maintained his good looks until now.

>uh you don't get to bring SHAWRKS

the fuck's wrong with him?
His prime was during platoon and then he just became a fucking weirdo.

I don't know where you live, but we don't call that good lucks from where I'm from.

It is however the only pirateshit out there unless marvel makes a capeshit imitation it has no real competition

yeah, he's doing fine. he looks especially funny/bad in this photo. he looks like a native american who's been a drunk for most his life, and who's just come out of the closet. he's the 53 yo dude at the native owned store on the rez that you buy your beer from.

Ducking auto-orrect.
good looks*

(costumes intensify)

The parasite has moved to Elon Musk