/hoc/

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Go Blackhawks

>mcmeme

USA

I claim this post for the Chicago Blackhawks

>rags

why isn't that kane's face?

Because there are multiple players on the team with rape memes attached to them

>there are still american hockey ""fans"" who don't know jonathan quick is a systembabby

>by marchand... I mean Bergeron


I get them mixed up too, but then again, I don't announce games for a living

I refuse to believe someone could be that casual

>Chicago Blackhawks Fanbase
>Est. 2009

Is there a more bandwagoned city in Sports?

>there are still american hockey """fans""" who believe they have any good goaltending

>it's a defense leaves Vasy out to dry episode
Oh fucking joy

blue jackets desu

Thats a meme phase though.

After tonight the Jackets fanbase will go back down to the dozens.

Chicago fans claim to be diehard.

>tfw everyone online calls you a band wagoner but you're from Illinois and have been waiting 50 years for this

>its a Vasy has Publix for lunch and goes super hard on the ice episode

but it's just me and that one other american and the fin in /hoc/
I don't think any of us have claimed to be lifelong fans

>it's a pacioretty scores 40 goals season

You can only reply to this post if your teams Mascot looks like a dick

his excuse would probably be that they both shoot left

I had East Side Marios 11 years ago.
it was terrible

No shit, probably 2nd worst restaurant i went to behind cici's pizza

>its a montreal falls apart midseason and blames it on injuries episode

Youppi is undeniably phallic

who backs him up in vegas?

Repeating digits confirm

Get that shit out of here. What a waste of quads.

He wont go to Vegas. He will be traded to Winnipeg or Dallas.

they've been playing extremely well through all of the injuries. galchenyuk and markov are almost back too.

I'm legitimately convinced USA has the better team here in key positions aka goalie and scoring touch.

who /toooldtowatchteenagersplayhockey/ here?
Who gives a shit.
Go who cares

>jakkits all over crapitals
>bobbo shits the bed
lel

is pacioretty a rapist?

>Affirmative Blacktion gets put on his ass
>starts a fight
>loses
Why?

honestly I hate fellow Canadians and Canada for the most part. I only falter in my hatred for the Olympics. WJCs aren't strong enough for me to care

>2017
>still no quality of competition stat for faceoffs
>no breakdowns of faceoff percentage by location

>"advanced" stats

Go blow yourself up mahmoud

Is there no game threadÉ

here

>shits the bed
Did you see either goal? One was a deflection off of a skate and the other was shot at the goal line and just hit the opposite post

Jesus francois stop getting youe hand held.

>9 shots in Preds/Bolts first period

awful

? Key became the É for some reason. I am from a few hours north of Trana, not QC.

>Lightning are shit in the first period
What else is new?

US GAY can suck my big black dick LULZ

The dogs, monkeys, pigs and guinea pigs were kind of funny.

However, these random ass, non-animal clip art images for OPs aren't even remotely funny.

>blatant high stick
>no penalty
Such is life for the coilers except against the leafs

kippers we're busy watching big boy hockey go away

Whatever the outcome, bros until the end. GG 'Murica.

>mad
>at busts

Regardless of who wins, we all know the most important thing:
EUROS DIDNT EVEN MEDAL KEK

based russia

>mfw i was born in the states and my parents decided to come here

What will Vegas' AHL affiliate be?

>tfw Columbus doesn't even make the playoffs

Isn't Russia considered part of Europe?

The relegated colorado avalanche

>literally can't lose a game this entire calendar year
>longest active 5-game win streak
>shutouts everywhere

Is there a single human being on planet Earth who has seriously, actually managed, somehow, to convince himself that this is not our year?

No, it's asia you retarded chink
>canadian education

Chicago is the current rumor

only in geographics

So in a technical sense Russians aren't even white?

Another Chicago AHL team or are they taking the Wolves?

The Wolves, I guess they'll share for a couple of years or something.

mfw the condors lose the outdoor classic

>st poois so poor they have to share farm teams with vegas

>slavs
>white
lol

>gloving the puck to the goal scorer

lmao US GAY

SHIT JACKETS BTFO

Tortellini on suicide watch

TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.

Is it a coincidence that the blowjackets are being BTFO and so is USgay?

E X P O S E D
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Post butt

teams playing in games no one in their market cares about?

>USA """""Hockey""""""

Why do they even bother?

Just checked an apparently the Blues are rumored to be creating a Kansas City team. That seems like a good idea to me. The team is still in the state so any hockey fans in the area are Blues fans and will be more inclined to watch the prospects but it is far enough away not to be swamped by the big team

What about Griffin "guaranteed top pairing defenceman" Reinhart?

Only shining moment in USA hockey history is when they memed their way past the soviets for the "memicle on ice"

JT Brown is a meme player

He's there as a diversity hire and he occasionally puts in the forecheck

wow, you 're old

he stole that from Patrick Kane's interview, because he thought it was just a cool answer...if only he knew the hell those girls went through.....the horror...that look on his eyes

kek Ohio can't do anything right

Vasilevsky or whatever his name is letting in some meme goals too

>50 years

Okay Eugene

>7-1

>kane
>school

This team is done
They're most likely going to miss the playoffs

might wanna look who has more cups, and who has the longer winning streak. poor little babby Ohio

>every forward on the Capitals is +1

MEMED THE FUCK OUT

>PATRICK! NOOOOO! NOOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WE ARE STUDENTS! STOP IT! STOP IT! THINK OF WHAT YOU 'RE DOING! THINK WHERE YOU ARE, GOD...STOP IT PATRICK, NOOOOOO!
>One more scream and it will be your last.

Preds haven't been that great either, thought it might be a better game at least with both of them needing the points.

>burgers blowing it
>blow jobs literally blowing it

What a shitty night to live in Columbus, USA. Time for whiskey.

If your country of origin did
not medal at the WJC you are no longer allowed to participate in this general.

Won't matter for me as I am going to kill myself when the greatest country in the world, USA, does not win gold tonight.

>Canada is BTFOing Murrica so bad the WJC thread has devolved into arguing about breakfast
Back to the 'Lels game for me. Go >us.

The injuries on the Bolts is detrimental in terms of leadership
Vasy giving up 4 goals on 8 shots isn't helping anything

He looked great in the ECF, now that he's starting due to Bishop being hurt he might be getting worn out

every night is a shitty night to live in Columbus

>leadership