What does a blowjob feel like?

What does a blowjob feel like?

no one knows? wow this board really is full of neet virgins

wet and windy

It's like a warm bag of sand abrating your penis back and forth

Depends. If the girl knows what she's doing it feels like fucking heaven. If not it's just like regular fucking, only slower and with an occasional slurping sound.

Warm and wet just like a good fresh pussy almost.

Heaven

Like a mouth is sucking your dick

Wierd, but really good

The beard tickles your balls

it feels like it's good to be alive.

Honestly, my first blow job at 23 . . .

Felt like peeing in the ocean,

Or when your dick pops out of your pajama pants

not even kidding

feels like a dick in your mouth

The best part of a blowjob is holding her head down and blowing a load in her mouth as she least expects it

like a bag of sand

salty milk and coins

It feels like she cares about you enough to make you feel wonderful.

As a marriedfag, I miss that feeling. :(

A warm apple pie

You get tired of holding your mouth open after awhile.

Like few worms crawling around your dick

No one getting this reference really opens my eyes as to how young people on here are...

I got the reference, it was just never funny.

I can see your 2nd tab with the recent search of the reference faggot

Like being milked

For me, it feels great and then somewhere in between my dick goes numb. After that the feeling comes back except intensified compared to before it goes numb, then I blow my load

because american pie was only worth seeing those tits

you sound like a gigantic autist

It feels like endless terror and dread, trying to remember whether or not you've done anything to upset her ever since you've known her.

As opposed to you...

OMG the famous hacker, user, is on to me!

>deletes system32

Should do it. Speeds up your pc performance...

yes

You're never far behind with these kinds of threads are you?

It really wasn't ever funny...

no you arent

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