2017

>2017
>can't afford a rolex

explain yourself

pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch

Stop spamming this stupid picture, go jack off or something.

Are you Archie Luxury?

I don't care what watch this is, it's really ugly..

>oh shit , you're fat
>"hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha, I'm not that guy in the picture. Look at all the indirect attention I got!"

next on the shopping list should be some knuckles, like wtf

It's me you fucking imbecile

lol

>Almost got laid 2 times
>Almost

Once they saw your outdated analog watch they just couldn't let themselves be attracted to you any longer.

I mean personally I think wristwatches are antiquated and a waste of money when we have smartphones now with clocks right on the fucking screen that you don't even have to give a fuck when daylight savings happens

what hapen to your fingers

We're you stung by a bee, OP, or just born without any knuckles?

Buy this and you won't need to show a watch and brag about all the pussy you get faggot

Cuz I got this, Mr. Fat hand

Your hand looks like the tip of a whales dick. Lose weight.

God dammit forgot picture

do you have it around your ankle? did a shark bite off part of your foot?

>still no picture

Cuz I have this, Mr. Fat hand.

the lack of creativity on here is stunning

Now if only you could afford to lose some weight.

Bitch wrists?

Aaannd it flipped the pic, fuck.

Where are you fags giving me a hard time from yesterdays thread? Feeling jelly now aren't we ?

Check out anorexic hand over here

Your amputation surgery sucked, man

I'm the exact opposite of this guy.
I'm skinny, he's fat. he has a rolex submariner, I have a Seiko 5.

wow your hand is fat as shit bro

I got long ass arms
Here is my arm legnth compared to my knee

And I forgot the pic. Again

I got long ass arms.
Here is my arm legnth compared to my knee

The 70s called
Its 2017 nowadays they wear smartwatch

Hands can't be anorectic.

Damn, I just realized how shitty that pic is.

Too bad

exactly.

Smartwatches? Great....I need a fucking wearable that tells me what my phone can? Until I can make video calls on my wrist like dick tracey, smart watches are for faggots.

Nice mechanical watches work forever if well taken care of. Smartwatches will be obsolete in about 3-4 years.

Different skin tone. But you ARE a fat fuck, so you have THAT going for you.

Almost get*

I saw this and I client stop laughing.

I can't afford a Rolex but at least I can afford fingers

when your wrist is fatter and thicker in diameter than your hand
>you're morbidly obese OP
that fucking watch is screaming because it can barely fit. look how tight that clasp is. one cheeseburger away from it not even being wearable you disgusting pig

Seiko 5 snzf17 k1
Look it up.

A lot of people can afford one. It's just they choose to spend their well earned money on less frivolous things. I wouldn't buy one if I was rich either. Also, you have fat hands.

Do you even know what a damn calf is? It's looks like the ancient one stole his knowledge and gift of the calf muscle from you.

Now its my turn to take a shitty pic
It's 2017
Why don't you have a super $WAG VCR?

I bet jacking off requires almost no lube with the amount of sweat and grease your hand emits.

Yea... Now I have to deal with these legs.

Roast. Me.

You NEED to eat. You understand that right?
You on the other hand could take a few weeks off from the whole digesting thing.

I don't want to roast you for the same reason I didn't stomp on that BDSM pedophile. You'll like it to much.

How bad is it that your pic comes up on google images as Pork leg

...

What fat fucking meat claws!

I prefer my Tissot.

My metabolism is too damn high

i-i almost got laid TWICE ...almost...jelly?

>Be fat fuck
>Buy $30 watch in China town
>LARP on an Indonesian cheese board

fyi you cant access the 5th dimension wearing a timepiece.

>2017 wearing jewelry that serves no purpose

Bump

Bump. The roasting must continue.

>2017
>That fucking wrist
>That fat ass hand
>Faggots

Be must have been here.

And I forgot the pic. Here

Cancer bump

Looks like a leg stump

Nevermind

Looks like a fucking ham hock with a watch on. I could boil your fist for a few hours and make split pea soup out of the stock.

I don't knows what's more disturbing.

You're fat fucking ham hands, or your shaved fucking ham hands and arms.

Did you see this too?

Bump

what the fuck, instead of wasting your money on a stupid watch why not buy some vegetables and then consume them?

Bump

>2017
>spending that much on something nobody is going to notice unless you point it out to them like an obnoxious faggot

fucking jesus look at those lard arms

Oh look, it's this faggot thread for the 25692384756th time this week

Actually kill yourself

dont need a rolex, got the next best thing

So you have a Rolex. Big fucking deal.
>I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch
You ALMOST got laid, but you didn't. If you do get laid, it will most likely be a pity fuck.

He's Italian. Everyone calls him no knuckles Nick.

woah Post more hand pics

I can just imagine you rubbing you gelatinous manboobs while saying "ooohhh their so jelly of my Rolex. Ladies love me. I'm gonna get so much ass." as you sit at your computer. Better stop before yor mom walks in, Cartman

almost get laid for 2 times?
almost?
and only two times?
huh pity you

Fuck off faggot

Invuctas are dog shit user

"Explain yourself" Okay, you cunt. You want to know why? Here's why

>Head Chef at Wendy's
>42
>$8.75/hr

It's enough to keep the lights in my house on not, to tell time through a faggot fucking wrist watch.

>shit tier thread
>shit tier bait

ahahaha top kek

2 times 0 still zero

look at that fas ass wrist and formless hand

lmao what a winner

I've never seen a real rolex before, but i'm pretty sure the one on the left is fake because it looks like shit. Wouldn't even buy it for 10$.

Doesn't everyone tell the time off their phone?

>brags about rolex
>gets one that looks like any other generic watch
At least get a fancy looking one faggot

...

Then you're a dumbass. The one on the left is a submariner and the one on the right is a datejust. Look it up faggot

Lmao

The submariner is the watch that everyone copies user. It's the standard in dive watches

Yes, except for Mr. Fatty McMantits

Thats not a Rolex, that's a belt, a clock, and a glandular problem

bready good

Nah man I only have a vastly superior thing called a phone. All it does is the one thing that useless hunk of metal does and a million others.