> be me
> in Texas
> ask old man directions
> crazy fuck starts alking about crow flies
> later google crow fly
> nothing comes up but crows
What's a crow fly?
> be me
> in Texas
> ask old man directions
> crazy fuck starts alking about crow flies
> later google crow fly
> nothing comes up but crows
What's a crow fly?
>be me, Chicago fag
>Canadian asks me for directions
>give him the directions that lead him into a really bad neighborhood
>stay the fuck in Canada, bitch
No idea what crow flies are.
Heh reckon y'all city folk ain't never seen a mud puppy neither huh?
Shit, Jimmy, bet they never seen a toilet cat either.
Thats fucked up.
A crowfly is used to pry Texas flies off your shit.
Or a giggle shitter
He should not have left Canada. Canada sucks and I don't want that trash in my city
texan, can confirm mud puppies
never seen a crow fly tho
>giggle shitter
Better than a YLYL I swear
>as the crow flies
straight
>trash in my city
>my city
>trash
Chicago is a shithole
I never saw a crow land so you've got one on me
Yea but it's a Shit hole filled with Chicago shit. I'd rather a dangerous shit hole filled with America shit than the scum of canada
>him into a really bad neighborhood
>don't want that trash in my city
Sounds like its already there, lol
You got me there, kek
Some days I wonder what happened to him, cause this guy was fucking clueless to say the damn least.
He looked like a stereotype of a tourist
"As the crow flies"
From point A to B in a straight line.
>chicago
He got robbed by niggers
Holy shit.
"As the crow flies" means directly towards something.
If you and I were on opposite ends of something the shape of the letter C, I could point from one end to the other and say you were straight that way, as the crow flies. But if I was going to tell you how to get there, I'd say follow the curve of the C.
Crows can fly, you can't. He was just telling you exactly where something was.
Texan here, no idea what a crow fly is.
Leaf here. I been to Chigaco before bitch.