Why haven't you grown a testicle on your head?

Why haven't you grown a testicle on your head?

Good point. Let me counter with: why don't you count your rice when you eat rice?

I'm perplexed. I raise: why don't you eat the macaroni separate from the cheese?

For real tho what the fuck is going on here, please someone explain

seriously. the fuck?

I raise and fold: why don't you exit your car from the outside?

Why do you be a faggot while on Sup Forums?

It's a headsticle

Go to bed john

if I had to guess some kind of tumor

World Champion: Largest Cumshot

because this is Sup Forums

>John
Close

Or better yet, an empty nutsack on your chin?

Ask a guy who has just eaten a glass of milk anything.

My knight to L7: why is it an imageBOARD if it's not even made of wood?

Fuck you.

>John
Cleese

Why do they call it a building if it's already built?

Do you think we call it sand because it's between sea and land?

Think about it.

Go jerk off Jason

seriously wtf?
why can't that thing just be cut off?

Return to sender: if corn on the cob is a thing, why does diet creamed corn taste more like regular doctor pepper?

Would it be wrong to cum on it?

Does that dude look like he can afford surgery?

what the hell is that

just go stand in front of the emergency room entrance and cut it off himself
money or not they'll sew him up

If the sea waves, why doesn't the land wave back? Dick.

Why have corn cob pipes if people just want the kernels anyway?

I'm not that kind of moral authority but I'm pretty sure he would feel it even if he was high on painkillers. So it's not like an indignity that would just go unnoticed

That is the worst fucking cosplay Ive seen and there is too much of them as it is.

I'd assume anyone with brains so large they spill out the back would probably be smart enough to have a decent wage

mind = BLOWN XD

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If "pro" is the opposite of "con"
does that mean congress is the opposite of progress?

Jeezess

Why does a burger-and-fry joint serve breakfast 24hours but I have to wait until 10 fucking 30 for my goddamn nuggets? HUH?! ANSWER ME THAT MOTHERFUCKER

>Giving a fuck about cosplay and not 10/10 tits

Kek

I did this once and ended up in mental health facility shortly after. Woops.

In school, my teachers always taught me it was irresponsible not to wear a condom when you're getting a blowjob. That's why they always wore condoms.

Why do we call it "corn ON THE COB"?
That's the way it comes out of the ground. We should just call that "corn" and call the other kind "corn off the cob".

Are you talking about diet corn?

If a baby is in the womb for nine months, how is it zero when it's thrust out the jayjay?

Because up until birth, you can still call a "mulligan"

some asian countries measure from conception

>mulligan
You can still call that after birth, people are just a little more critical of it.

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fukken saved

How did the glass taste?

Am I the only one thinking its majin buu?