Welcome to castle Dubselot

Welcome to castle Dubselot.

Dubs to enter. Trips you become a noble. Quads you overthrow the king. Guess your post number and you ascend to godhood.

Can come in?

no but i'm in

Stay out, peasant

Don't mind me. Just a merchant looking to trade.

You have been granted entry noble merchant.

Thank you sir, would you like to have a look at my fine wares?

May I enter por favor?

Just a straw salesman, definitely not trying to overthrow the king here.

Guess they didn't buy it.

You may, Spaniard.

lemme in

Speak like a nobleman if you truly wish to enter.

14

92

Post will wnd with 23

01

Check em cuz im a winner and muslims are losers

Thief

Thieves have no business in our castle. Be off!

86

73

45

check em

I'm in

96

I'm just a mercenary looking for work

Eh, good enough.

23

Eh?

49

FUCKING LET ME THE FUCK IN YOU CUNTS OR IMMA TREBUCHET THE FUCK OUTTA YOU WALLS!!!!!!

srips naked rubs dung all over chest and balls while screaming giberish
can i come in ?

734911234

It's castle dubs-a-lot

Of course. The stocks have been empty for a fortnight. We need someone to throw our rotting produce at. You seem perfect for the job good sir.

Fuck it

Gracias

noble here

I put my fate in God's hands.

88 get

The castle...

734918479

lemme in faggot

Pls let me in?

Easiest entrance of my life

let me in you bitch whore

Hi. 75

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Don't mind me just punching my ticket to enter.

734919775

98

I want in

HOL UP
"crusades"
SO LIEK
"rapes peasent woman"
U B SAYIN
"beats squire"
THAT
"fucks cousin"
WE
"wins a jousting tournament"
WUZ
"kills brothers"
MEDIEVAL NIGGAS
"lances peasant"
N SHIEEEET?

Foreign ambassador

I'm just here to rape whores in the back alley is that ok?

My number shall be 734920666

I'm in bitches

FUCK ME. Atleast I'm allowed in.

Lemme in niggers

734921021

734921444

Rolling

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hello.
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I want in faggets

>What’s a mob to a king?
>What’s a king to a god?
>What’s a god to a non-believer?

rrooll

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rolling

I'm not expecting much.

734923728

fucking reeEEEEEEE
734923783

734923849

03 GET!

55

Kill yourself

Let me in?

734924112

Now that I'm in rolling for overthrow

dubs checkith

Trips rule the land

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gimmeh dubs

Swiggity Swooty

I demand entry

suck my dick. I'm in charge now

cummin for ya king