Hey Sup Forums, what do you think about Tinder?

Hey Sup Forums, what do you think about Tinder?
Any stories?

got a shit fucking girl friend off of here and we finally just ended it after months of pointless conversation
fucking cunt god dammit

>match with girl who has pictures pole dancing
>she says its an exercise routine
>don't buy it, think she's a stripper. dont care
>she comes over to watch x-files
>fuck
>never talk to her again

>i have weird personality thing where im repulsed by girls who have sex with me

>months later, be browsing porn
>see girl
>turns out she's a pornstar in numerous "films"
>freak out, thinking i must have an STD
>still jerk off to her

good way to run into some crazy broads

It's a disgustingly obvious example of how technology is driving people apart and making everyone replaceable.

I use it for fun by matching with people, getting a conversation going, then sending it into a tailspin until they stop replying

>making everyone replaceable

wow. this hits home.

never really thought of that before

>what do you think about Tinder?
I'm married and live in a small city.
I'm interest in using this app, as I hear how easy it would be to hook up for NSA sex.
But chances are someone will see my profile and rat me out.

tinder loaded with overrated ugly women

Idk if it's made me realize I'm kind of an asshole or if over half the girls on it are actually fugly

Not much to say about it. Had a few "hi, how are you? What are you up to? Come over?" girls I've fucked. None really pretty. 6/10s at best.
Great sex tho. Not to keen on using.
Prefer Badoo.

Ham planets or bots
>Badoo
Even more ham planets

Do women really come over just like that?

Also, isn't Badoo mostly fake profiles?

Quickest fuck ever
>meet one day
>talk for a day or two
>she looks a little bit big but w.e time to smash
>show up at her place almost feel like date line NBC chris hansen shit (she says 20 btw)
>withint 30mins of talking to her we smashing already
We do this another like 2-3 times, pretty cool girl. Bro fisted and had some beers, should probably hit her up again.

Got the clap once.. about it..

I've matched with a few girls but none of them ever want to meet.

I'm ugly so my only chance of getting laid is playing the numbers game on sites like Okc or Pof. I do okay on those sites but I couldn't get laid on Tinder to save my life.

It's all about your body/face.

It was pretty much the first thing I thought when I saw how popular it was getting, you're making a binary decision on someone with next to no information, and there's no consequence because there's thousands more people just like them

I matched a dimwitted girl in her twenties who was a 6/10 and lived with her parents. Her bedroom was a small hallway that lead to the garage. She told me she didn't want anything serious, I was completely fine with that. The next day she sucked my dick in a parked car. It wasn't bad. Got back with my ex a week or so after that.

>Match with hot girl
>Meet her
>Her picture is years old
>She's put on 40-50 pounds
>Have coffee with her
>She asks me to come home with her
>Decline
>She goes off, calls me an asshole and says I'm a fat shamer
>Storms off, everyone's staring at me
>Oh well

>Match with another attractive girl
>A fucking guy shows up to our meeting place
>He was hoping I wouldn't care and would go with it
>Not even a bad looking dude
>Leave and don't stick around

>Match with an attractive fitness girl
>Meet with her for coffee
>Go straight to my place after
>We have sex
>She stops talking to me
>Two weeks later she messages me saying that she only wanted some hook ups because her husband was out of the country
>Tells me I could get myself checked because she fucked 5 guys AFTER we hooked up (yes, 100% serious)

Yeah, I'm not a fan of that shit show.

Everyone else I met flaked out on meeting me. I'm not sure what their purpose on Tinder was. Conversation maybe? It has too many flakes and it's a waste of time if you have other options.

What kind of messages do you send on OkCupid and POF?

I don't know why the fuck do some girl even make a Tonder if they never fucking talk to you back or they do we never go fucking anywhere.

It's really crazy, but yes. On tinder it has happened like 3-4 times to me.
Literally met like, the second day chatting.
Only trading a few sencences between eachother.
Really just as I described it.
It never worked that easy on badoo tho.
Tinder feels like the most trashy place if you really just wanna fuck. Whilst badoo is sorta trashy aswell, but there is more of a serious tone to it.
Badoo don't have many fake profiles nowadays. There are periods where you find a couple of obvious fake ones. But it's nothing I find a constant problem. Ofc it could vary where you live and what country. Sweden here.

Honestly, I've tested so many different messages and I never saw results that were better or worse than other messages.

Most of the girls I've met were through simple messages like "hey".

I've tried quirky pickup lines but the problem with that is, that usually only results in a short conversation then they stop talking.

I've tried commenting on things in their profile as an opening message and if they respond it's usually just a "lol" or "thanks".

For some reason, "hey" is my most successful message. It's all a numbers game.

Women can flip through men online like nothing. It's like when guys go to cam sites. You can flip through your preferred girls and close the tab because of little things. Don't like a girl's tattoo or eyebrows? You can click on the next one and find one you like.

That's how dating online is for women. They can be super nit picky because of how many men are trying to get inside of them.

Name?

This is my experience. Nothing but flakes and bots. I'm not a mongoloid or disfigured. I just stick to social occasions and bars. It's easy to strike up a conversation in person and escalate from there. In Tinder, you have to keep their attention from the other 10 guys messaging them and get them to meetup as quick as possible or they'll flake out and stop talking to you.

have fucked 4-5 chicks from tinder. pretty solid investment considering i paid literally nothing for it.

pic related, my cum on the tits of the most recent chick. she's 22.

jamie marleigh

>Be 29
>In one year I'll have to pay just to use it
No thanks. I don't want to pay money just to be rejected.

POF?

>she's 22
>so's your camera

More?

PoF stands for Plenty of Fish

or AKA: Plenty of Fatties. The majority of the women on there are fat. The rest are trailer trash single mothers.

I have no idea why that site attracts that demographic. OkC is OkCupid and has been ruined since the Tumblr invasion. Now, girls can setup their gender as one of the 100 different possibilities and almost every profile links to a Tumblr.

Hey Sup Forumsro i couldn't agree more, anything more than a simple, "hey what's up" looks like you're trying to hard. Hands down best hookups have been simple and easy

Plenty of Fish

well it's a hidden webcam obviously... potato quality comes with the territory

It's a waste of time to specifically cater messages to a single person. Hey what's up and be done with it so you can send out more messages. It's all a numbers game and any girl who feels entitled to some kind of unique pick up line has been on those sites and played the streets way too long.

Goddammit nobody from ztumblr is getting laid

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How did you manage to snap this pics? Also how long did it took you to fuck her?

they're stills from a webcam recording that i had running.

how long, like from when we matched? probably 3 days? i asked her what she was looking for, she said she wanted somebody to fuck her til she fell asleep.

that was a few months ago. we have just been hanging out and fucking about once a week since then.

pic here is her bent over the bed tied up, waiting for me to get a condom lol

Nice got more. And fuck I wish the ones that match me where like this.

The ones that do are usually whores playing the app. It's all a numbers game, just keep swiping (unless they're fat).

I do but they just want...to met people...for rpfucking what?

Have fucked 2 girls from it.

Gone on a date with it.

And met a girl who I really connect with that I have yet to meet but we text eachother about once a week just to see what the other is doing. Fucked up thing is I could totally see myself getting along with this woman, she's a fucking bombshell and smart as hell but has 2 kids. Thankfully both white but still.

Clearer pics of her tits?

yeah, sure

i am decent looking and i'm older (30), so a lot of the chicks in their early 20s automatically think i'm "more mature" and cultured or some shit. it's like fish in a barrel.

last pic, her on her knees tied up, about to suck my cock. sorry again for the shit quality

lol what? What's so hard to believe about that.

ill try, gimme a sec. like i said its stills from a shitty webcam so ill do the best i can.

It's cool

>meet date
>7/10 curvy qt
>sister thinks she knows her, wants pic
>stealth.exe
>attempt to take creeper shot while mid convo
>flash goes off at crotch level
>she's wearing a skirt
>retard.img
>she stops for a second, looks at phone.
>goes right back to her story

>night ends, hugs exchanged.
>three months later
>read article on espn.com about creep date the writer went through.
>it her

And that's the story of how I Alloha Snackbar'd my life.

i'm gonna try to get her to send me nudes on snap, hold on

Met my ex-bestfriend's current gf, fucked her brains out, came in her mouth and she sent me a snap an hour later of her toungue kissing him

Right now I am talking to some chick in Timder and I asked her what she wanted and she said new friends....wtf

Nice

Been on there for a year or so with enough success, but it's draining on me. The girls fall in love half the time while I just want casual FWB's. Being dumped sucks, but doing the dumping sucks pretty bad too. Not to mention some girls might still have a chance to be a normie and you're just another fuckboy who is going to make her heart colder.

Tinder has lost alot of it's appeal. People still use it but it's been invaded by bots and shit tier women.

Bumble is pretty much dead too.

>friendzoned on a hookup app

nothing nice fron this app to me

only deception

So what now?

had a ligit 3some out of tinder.. my gf found a chick off it and some how it all happened .. mad house of fuckery happened .. it was amazing .. but gf got the little green monster and it all went to shit after a few weeks (..

idk, just keep playing the game. That's life. Hang out with her, fuck her and leave if you want. That's what people have been doing forever. Nothing new.

3some

Anyone have any tips for Tinder?

I'm not a beta autist, not super handsome or built but at least average looking and decently fit.

It's mostly just hard to get anywhere since you need to lead the conversation somewhere and even if the chick messages first, they always put the onus on you ("hey" doesn't do anything to further an interaction).

Usually it is good to use something in their bio as a jumping off point, but more and more frequently I'm matching with people that have basically no substance to their bio or pictures that I can work with.

Is asking what they're looking for as some people said in this thread that beneficial? In theory being more assertive seems better than asking open ended questions (you have to lead them to a similar conclusion, kind of like saying "let's hang out" rather than "do you want to hang out?") but I'm mostly at a loss.

I mean what do I say

Match with a 30 year old lady. I'm 40. Meet up, go have dinner and a movie. As we are saying goodbye, I asked her to come to my place. She followed me and we proceeded to fuck. We stayed together for 4 months. She calls me to tell me that we need to stop seeing each other, because her husband is coming back from Afganistan. Broke my heart.

Sorry bruh your autismo is too severe.

you lot can thx me later
>Snap Teens .net

Practise, a lot. Go out on clubs alone, just force yourself to leave your comfort zone.
Force your social skills to improve.
You learn by doing, no shortcuts.
Search "the red pill", and read what actual, non feminist cringe beta boys that know their shit has to say about how girls brains work.

I can't tell you exactly what to say, you have to be you. But there are two routes.

Either be upfront and say you are not looking for anything serious but wouldn't mind a coffee date, or lie and say "me too lol" and then bullshit with her until she gives up the goods.

I'm in my mid 20's and I've been through alot in a very short amount of time in life. I'm called wise beyond my years by 40 year old dudes when I hang out with them. So for me, I just like being upfront, if a bitch doesn't like it, fuck off. I'm too tired to play games. If you still have the spark, play along.

Post screen shots

That's...actually good advise. Thanks user.

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Anything user?

Tell her to release em

>Be me
>Got match
>i never talk
>Woman dont talk to me
>The end.

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You seem pretty salty user. Tinder bitches not talking back to you when you ask them what they do in school?

Checkd

Moar.

Woops, meant for someone else.

Using it, last night i fucked the hottest girl I've ever fucked, in my car, in the worst part of dc, and she was a stripper.

PENTAKILL

ignore that other fucktard, don't do anything that has to do with the red pill. here's what you need to know and it's the only thing where the "red pill" crowd is remotely close. it's this: girls are submissive by nature. if you are trying to "get the girl" you already lost the battle. so make the decisions and see if you like her. don't try to make her like you. just do whatever you would normally do if you were hanging out with a dude. except at the end, ask them to go to your place and fuck them.

so with regards to tinder, don't waste time. start off the conversation with simple shit. "how was your weekend?" that nonsense. all a chick is trying to do at this stage is figure out if you're a beta or a serial killer. so be normal and have at least one interesting thing to say (for me its usually that i lived overseas, that gets the convo going).

once the conversation gets dull (3-4 back and forth random ass messages about your lives) just ask her what she's up to that weekend. if she's free, say "we should get a drink. ever been to ____?" then set a date and time. if she flakes, she flakes, and move on to the next chick

You don't have an STD. Pornstars are fucking greeeeeeeeeaaaaat

Trinidad? Anacostia?
Btw in a 2year long relationship from tinder.

The key to tinder is not to give a fuck

Met my girlfriend of 8 months on Bumble FWIW

trying

Quints of appreciation

Fag. "just for conversation"
People see a picture and wanna run. The few who can stand it run after they talk to you.
An Hero, then make your last with to have your dead body serve as your tinder pic

You say this on a board constantly floating pics of exes. Everyone's replaceable - SEX ROBOTS FOR ALLLL

Anacostia. You from the area?

This is rare actual solid advise

Brookland checking in. Just got the fuck out after living there a while. Lots of stuff to do there but rent is out of control and its just chaotic as fuck.

She's being difficult huh

nah she's just talking a lot, it's coming. keep thread alive like 5 mins

>People see a picture and wanna run.

Good thing I'm not ugly like you user

>The few who can stand it run after they talk to you

That's what I'm going for dumbass, try harder

>An Hero, then make your last with to have your dead body serve as your tinder pic

No you

I dig that, I'm in McLean VA. It's incredibly expensive to rent here. Fortunately still only 21 so it's not my worry yet

Is the same chick?

yeah