CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan's a Dad Edition

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan's a Dad Edition
RULES:
>first post between each turn to get dubs or better decides the fate of our main character.
>Any other dubs or better after that will be ignored untill OP posts the next picture in the story (next turn).
>If there is already a winner, wait for OP's next post before trying to get dubs--check'em and don't waste your dubs.
>the game ends when i say it ends.
THE STORY:
Dan is back, and it looks like he's a daddy now. Congratulations Dan. Danniel holds their new son and the doctor holds his clipboard awating for Dan to tell him what his new son's name will be so he can record it and make a birth certificate. What silly things will Dan do this time? Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.

Dan throws the little shit on the ground and then bashes its head in

he names his son "40,000 bees"

Dan kills himself

Dan immediately regrets having a child so he takes the sissors on that table and cuts off his testicals so that he may never have children again.

His son turns into 40000 bees

>>Any other dubs or better after that will be ignored untill OP posts the next picture in the story (next turn).

Reroll

Dubs have not been rolled yet so keep posting

Winner

Winrar

Radical

Suddenly Dan's child transforms into 40000 bees and those bees start stinging the fuck out of Danielle. Are you just gonna stand there and do nothing Dan!? Do something!

Start flirting with the doctor

This

Reroll

Dance around, funky style to calm the bees

Command the bees to reform into child mode by singing the bees into child song

Reroll me father

This

Dan has a flashback and turns into gigga nigga butler.

Reroll

Roll

Roll

Roll reroll

Roll

Determined

Winner

Dan becomes a beekeeper and reforms the child

Chicken dinner

The bees rape the mother till she gets autism

As a beekeeper, Dan has been training all his life for something like this to happen. He sings the song of bees and the 40000 bees organize themselves into the shape of his child, he sings again and they organize into rows. Dan now has an army of 40000 bees at his disposal (and Danielle is having an alergic reaction to the stings). What will Dan do with his bees next?

Let her wife day, and command all the bees inside of him through his many holes and control him like a puppet

Use them to flirg with the doctor

Ask the doctor if he wants to have a threeway to help fight off the allergic reaction. Doctor gets mouth

Dan hops on top of the bees and seeks to find nic cage out.

Flirt, and reroll

Dan commands his army of bees to crawl up his asshole

Tell the bees to tear the doctor to pieces

This but doctor gets anal

Trump pays a visit and paints pepe on a canvas

Use them to aid him on his journey to find out if traps are gay

He sings off key and the bees rape his wife

Dan tells the doctor that he and the bees will never flirt with him.

r-r-r-reroll

Angela Merkel comes in and makes them leave germany cause the baby is too white

WINWAR

Good work

Dan and his bees tell the doctor that he his a hideous monstrosity, his wife only loves him for his money, and that they will never flirt with him. A single tear crawles down the doctors face (and Danielle still suffers from her alergic reaction)

Rape the nurse

Reroll because I'm gay

Hump Danielle's belly button because the reverse shock would stop the allergic reaction

Winrar

Wow

The doctor breaks down crying and a nurse enters the room to see what the problem is. Dan tears her clothes off and starts ravashing her pussy. All the while, Danielle (dan's wife) is now suffering from paralisis because her bee stings have gone untreated for too long--she can only watch as Dan fucks another woman and she does not look happy about it.

Eat the bees one by one

Reroll cock

the doctor randomly commits seppuku

Hey you know what would be funny if i rerolled haha

Wife gains control of bees and has them attack Dan's cock

Wake up

rerollin

reroll

Reroll please

Just one off

Doc gets enraged and rides off Dan's dick

reeeroolll

With her dying act, Danielle is able to use the drug drip to give Dan a morphine enema during his sex act.

As dan rapes the nurse...
He suddenly spots her PENIS

U no wat it is

winrar

Reroll because of spelling error made it funnier

OH shit!

winrar??

CHECK EM. oh and winrar.

He not like! The bananna! AngrY! Cat no bannana

nigga wat. speak english mufucka

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT LIKE!
THE BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGRY!
CAT NO BANANA!!!!!!!!!

Out of pure rage and hatred, Danielle misters up the will to give Dan a morphine enema to get him back, she then dies after exhausting herself so. Dan's puples dialate. He begins to see things, and by the looks of it, looks like he is having a bad trip. What will dan do now while he is druged up and scared?

Go on a quest to find out if traps are gay

Kill the nurse and rape his wifes dead body (;

Roll

He will invert his penis and asshole

Fuck you.
They are gay.

damn that was a quick winrar

Winrar winrar chicken dinrar

He will become every OP of Sup Forums

No it's a feminine penis

NO
A PENIS IS A PENIS
IF YOU LIKE PENIS
YOU ARE GAY
IF YOU ARE A WOMEN AND YOU LIKE TRAPS
YOU ARE NOT GAY.

Listen here you little shit...
Shut up

YOU ARE A FAGGOT AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE

But what if it was both a penis and vagina?

Tell me somthing I don't know

Fuck

While Dan is high on morphine he hears someone call out to him "are traps gay?" The voice repeats over and over and slowly fades out. Inspired by this vision Dan sets out with his bees to truly find out once and for all if traps are gay or not. The first place his quest leads him is to a wise native american man, who Dan hopes to gain wisdom from.

When you realize a 5 year old is on 4 chan

The indian turns into 40000 bees

He just looks at him and says.
Nigga, traps. are. fucking. gay

Kurt Cobain

Moments after flying on his cloud of bees, Dan decides to rest for the night in an open field. While Dan is shuffling around on the grass like a retard, the bees take the form of a trap and projectile vomit bee vomit on Dan, covering him from head to toe. The effects of the morphine leave Dan feeling euphoric despite being covered in bee vomit. Then they begin to seduce Dan by whispering things about 9/11. This gives Dan a raging erection, and he does not know why. The bees press onward in an attempt to end his quest early.

Neither party knows if this counts as incest.