CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan's a Dad Edition
RULES:
>first post between each turn to get dubs or better decides the fate of our main character.
>Any other dubs or better after that will be ignored untill OP posts the next picture in the story (next turn).
>If there is already a winner, wait for OP's next post before trying to get dubs--check'em and don't waste your dubs.
>the game ends when i say it ends.
THE STORY:
Dan is back, and it looks like he's a daddy now. Congratulations Dan. Danniel holds their new son and the doctor holds his clipboard awating for Dan to tell him what his new son's name will be so he can record it and make a birth certificate. What silly things will Dan do this time? Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan's a Dad Edition
Dan throws the little shit on the ground and then bashes its head in
he names his son "40,000 bees"
Dan kills himself
Dan immediately regrets having a child so he takes the sissors on that table and cuts off his testicals so that he may never have children again.
His son turns into 40000 bees
>>Any other dubs or better after that will be ignored untill OP posts the next picture in the story (next turn).
Reroll
Dubs have not been rolled yet so keep posting
Winner
Winrar
Radical
Suddenly Dan's child transforms into 40000 bees and those bees start stinging the fuck out of Danielle. Are you just gonna stand there and do nothing Dan!? Do something!
Start flirting with the doctor
This
Reroll
Dance around, funky style to calm the bees
Command the bees to reform into child mode by singing the bees into child song
Reroll me father
This
Dan has a flashback and turns into gigga nigga butler.
Reroll
Roll
Roll
Roll reroll
Roll
Determined
Winner
Dan becomes a beekeeper and reforms the child
Chicken dinner
The bees rape the mother till she gets autism
As a beekeeper, Dan has been training all his life for something like this to happen. He sings the song of bees and the 40000 bees organize themselves into the shape of his child, he sings again and they organize into rows. Dan now has an army of 40000 bees at his disposal (and Danielle is having an alergic reaction to the stings). What will Dan do with his bees next?
Let her wife day, and command all the bees inside of him through his many holes and control him like a puppet
Use them to flirg with the doctor
Ask the doctor if he wants to have a threeway to help fight off the allergic reaction. Doctor gets mouth
Dan hops on top of the bees and seeks to find nic cage out.
Flirt, and reroll
Dan commands his army of bees to crawl up his asshole
Tell the bees to tear the doctor to pieces
This but doctor gets anal
Trump pays a visit and paints pepe on a canvas
Use them to aid him on his journey to find out if traps are gay
He sings off key and the bees rape his wife
Dan tells the doctor that he and the bees will never flirt with him.
r-r-r-reroll
Angela Merkel comes in and makes them leave germany cause the baby is too white
WINWAR
Good work
Dan and his bees tell the doctor that he his a hideous monstrosity, his wife only loves him for his money, and that they will never flirt with him. A single tear crawles down the doctors face (and Danielle still suffers from her alergic reaction)
Rape the nurse
Reroll because I'm gay
Hump Danielle's belly button because the reverse shock would stop the allergic reaction
Winrar
Wow
The doctor breaks down crying and a nurse enters the room to see what the problem is. Dan tears her clothes off and starts ravashing her pussy. All the while, Danielle (dan's wife) is now suffering from paralisis because her bee stings have gone untreated for too long--she can only watch as Dan fucks another woman and she does not look happy about it.
Eat the bees one by one
Reroll cock
the doctor randomly commits seppuku
Hey you know what would be funny if i rerolled haha
Wife gains control of bees and has them attack Dan's cock
Wake up
rerollin
reroll
Reroll please
Just one off
Doc gets enraged and rides off Dan's dick
reeeroolll
With her dying act, Danielle is able to use the drug drip to give Dan a morphine enema during his sex act.
As dan rapes the nurse...
He suddenly spots her PENIS
U no wat it is
winrar
Reroll because of spelling error made it funnier
OH shit!
winrar??
CHECK EM. oh and winrar.
He not like! The bananna! AngrY! Cat no bannana
nigga wat. speak english mufucka
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT LIKE!
THE BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGRY!
CAT NO BANANA!!!!!!!!!
Out of pure rage and hatred, Danielle misters up the will to give Dan a morphine enema to get him back, she then dies after exhausting herself so. Dan's puples dialate. He begins to see things, and by the looks of it, looks like he is having a bad trip. What will dan do now while he is druged up and scared?
Go on a quest to find out if traps are gay
Kill the nurse and rape his wifes dead body (;
Roll
He will invert his penis and asshole
Fuck you.
They are gay.
damn that was a quick winrar
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar
He will become every OP of Sup Forums
No it's a feminine penis
NO
A PENIS IS A PENIS
IF YOU LIKE PENIS
YOU ARE GAY
IF YOU ARE A WOMEN AND YOU LIKE TRAPS
YOU ARE NOT GAY.
Listen here you little shit...
Shut up
YOU ARE A FAGGOT AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE
But what if it was both a penis and vagina?
Tell me somthing I don't know
Fuck
While Dan is high on morphine he hears someone call out to him "are traps gay?" The voice repeats over and over and slowly fades out. Inspired by this vision Dan sets out with his bees to truly find out once and for all if traps are gay or not. The first place his quest leads him is to a wise native american man, who Dan hopes to gain wisdom from.
When you realize a 5 year old is on 4 chan
The indian turns into 40000 bees
He just looks at him and says.
Nigga, traps. are. fucking. gay
Kurt Cobain
Moments after flying on his cloud of bees, Dan decides to rest for the night in an open field. While Dan is shuffling around on the grass like a retard, the bees take the form of a trap and projectile vomit bee vomit on Dan, covering him from head to toe. The effects of the morphine leave Dan feeling euphoric despite being covered in bee vomit. Then they begin to seduce Dan by whispering things about 9/11. This gives Dan a raging erection, and he does not know why. The bees press onward in an attempt to end his quest early.
Neither party knows if this counts as incest.