/flip/ Elections General: Swing to the Right edition

>RESULTS
ph.rappler.com/elections/2016/results
gmanetwork.com/news/eleksyon2016/results

>CURRENT YEAR MAN CALLS DUTERTE "TRUMP OF THE EAST"
youtube.com/watch?v=SLo67AdKTQ0

>LIBKEKS REACT TO DUTERTE
>Skip to 3:27
youtu.be/dTB5KhEa1AE?t=3m27s


Live updates
>ABias-CBN
news.abs-cbn.com/halalan2016/nation/05/08/16/halalan-2016-where-to-get-live-updates-election-results

>Rapeler
rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/live-updates-philippines-presidential-elections

>Communist News Network
cnnphilippines.com/tags/topic/2016_Elections

Latest polls pre-election (SWS)

>Duterte 33%
>Poe 22%
>Roxas 20%

other news
>Populism and etc
bbc.com/news/world-asia-36223755

>Duterte Harry
theguardian.com/world/2016/may/08/philippines-duterte-harry-the-would-be-president-accused-of-using-death-squads

>Nippon sama on Dutdut desu~
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=322&v=rR7ljdukdlU

Free memes for everyone
>Fist Bump
youtube.com/watch?v=jDiaXYANolk

>ANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANO????
youtube.com/watch?v=9cZARremCoE

>Rape jokes and aussiebumms
youtube.com/watch?v=DgfC8xEIyFQ

>Putang ina nyo (Son of a bitch)
youtube.com/watch?v=6TldszXmG80

>The Duterte Finger
youtube.com/watch?v=X4b4hIdsFjc

>Traffic Enforcer
youtube.com/watch?v=WTgXq5oqt1o

>DUDE METH LMAO
youtube.com/watch?v=HI963svU8mg


Documentary dump
>Al Jewzeera on Duterte the Absolut Madman
youtube.com/watch?v=7NrIcuBf7iU

>Mar Roxas on Suicide watch
youtube.com/watch?v=thCDBol528E

>Angulo; Miriam Defensor Santiago
youtube.com/watch?v=FCqn3TJkXS4

First for libtards getting triggered

Learn some german.

Merkel muss weg!

Gay

Reposting for this thread

DUTERTE ENCOURAGING THE HUNTING OF DRUG LORDS WHEN?

Second for SJWs btfo

Thanks for electing a fascist you fucking shit heads!

Kay Mar Roxas tayo dahil siya'y tapat at kagalang-galang na tao. Subok na ang katapatan at husay niya bilang lider. Naaalala niyo ang nangyari nung Bagyong Yolanda? Diba pinakita niya ang kanyang galing at talino? Kaya naniniwala ako na pag siya ang nanalo ipagpapatuloy niya ang Daang Matuwid na sinimulan ng the best Filipino President on the history na si PNoy. Wag natin pahintulutan na mahalal ang isang diktator at isang Marcos sa Gobyerno. Mar Roxas para sa tunay at totoong pagbabago!

feels gr8

Putanginamo marape sana ung asawa mo #chainsiscumming #du30

What did they do with Imelda Marcos's 10,000 pairs of shoes anyway?

Once Duterte wins, the entire nation will finally be safe. Literally can't wait.

>implying that's a bad thing

You are on Sup Forums ffs

>literally the only thing the world knows about the Philippines

Na rape ko na asawa mo, Mr. Cuck.

nothing

imelda still has em'

Is he going to do anything about the ladyboy problem there?

>Boy Sibyuas, Boy Padyak, Traffic Boy, Boy Bawang, Boy Semplang, Boy Martilyo, Ice Boy

So what's the Boy Wonder's next job going to be after all this election racket?

Aquinos took them, Kris and her sisters wear them now

>wah wah i cant be a filthy degenerate anymore

TRUMP OF THE EAST

Getting buttfucked in prison beside Daniel Padilla and Kathryn "Sakang" Bernardo

yes

Holy fucking shit. He destroyed Davao, a major fort in mindanao.

This is fucking insane

1 million to 50k

t. Virgins

Forgot pic

duh

>Mindanao people voted for a guy from Mindanao

>mfw those 3000 on Miriam are delusional manchildren from UP

Can't wait for more of his rape jokes.

ill have you know im a supreme gentleman

A vote for Roy is a vote for heaven!

>nearly 1M lead over libretard Leni
I can finally sleep

i wanna fuck Korina

>those 242 people voting for Seneres

>Lord Duterte, Trump of the East

>implying they voted him out of respect for the late ex-diplomat

Criminals on suicide watch

I don't even know who he is
who is he? God bless his soul

I don't get why there is both a president and vice-president run, care to explain this shit?

uh..... so people can assume who's going to win?

ANIME

You are Mar Roxas. What are you thinking right now?

Full Democracy system

the real question is why is Marcos winning
why is Robredo second

I would have preferred Cayetano

BELONGS TO THE TRASH

So when are the final results in?

When do we know for sure he got it?

Laugh because all of the people who excoriated Aquino just shot themselves at the foot and the Senate and Congress are still in your party's control.

damn, that eddie garcia ad for ako bicol worked well

A dead guy.

Yes. We have a dead guy on our ballots.

Why the fuck are you retards comparing duterte to trump? Unlike Trump, duterte is nothing but talk without backing shit up.

> I am coming home and make love to my best friend and love of my life.

Duterte will make anime real.

...

so who was he before he died

ghost voters voting the dead.

See

>Unlike Trump, duterte is nothing but talk without backing shit up.

It's the other way around, familia.

JUST

>pupunta sa bar para mag-inom ng alcohol
>election ban on alcohol
>no drinks, I'll go home

>May 10
>pupunta sa bar para mag-inom ng alcohol
>1am curfew... I'll go home

ang sakit...

>Duterte is nothing without talk without backing shit up.

You got it in reverse, user. Trump didn't clean up a city filled with druggies, druglords, Communist Extremists, Muslim Extremists up. before turning it into the 9th safest city in the world.

wut, he literally killed people. That's literally what he has going for him. He's gonna kill criminals left and right. Also because of CURRENTYEARMAN

Bobo ka ba? Last time I checked, Duterte doesn't own a multi-billion conglomerate company.

>haaaaa... I just wasted my effort of sucking Pnoy dick every night. Fuck me.

We're at 60% already.

So is it basically confirmed?

65%

>before turning it into the 9th safest city in the world.
Hoax, they got their info from some backwater study.

Duterte's already cleaning the streets Punisher style, the most Trump has done is drive out libtards. Where's that fucking wall?

Why the fuck are people still voting for SeƱeres?

>doesn't own a multi-billion conglomerate company.

Which is irrelevant in terms of what Trump has actually done for the country versus what Duterte has done for Davao, moron.

He identifies as a socialist. What did he mean by this?

Really? Point still stands. It's better than Manila or Makati.

Why do people compared Merkel to Hitler when she is a good ol' fashioned Red?

Wow, thanks for telling us you're fucking stupid.

Trump was never a mayor who turned a city around from being a literal shithole for terrorists and rebels

but really they shouldn't be compared, they're not the same because Trump is rich and Duterte isn't

The Purge when?

>9th safest city in the world

According to what source again? Yung napabalita noong matagal na bullshit na site lang.

Didilaan ang puke ni Korina habang umiiyak dahil di ko naipagpatuloy ang Daang Matuwid.

>better than Manila or Makati
>Dutertard delusions

He's gonna make you feel the bern.

national socialist
>t. storefront.org

TANGINA NYO GAGO PAG 6 YEARS BUHAY PA SI MIRIAM KAYO NA LANG MAMATAY NG CANCER.

>no keks for DICK not going in and out of top 12.

Because bluepilled cunts think Hitler is the worst insult in the world and apply it to anyone they don't like, no matter how poorly it fits.

Okay sa akin si Miriam pero pare, mahina na siya eh.

it's funny

Twitter is that-a-way.

tbf, I voted for Miriam too.

Don't worry. Santiago will become honorary presidential adviser for bantz and memes.

Go ahead, user. Go walk around Tondo Manila or any place in Manila at 3:00 AM. Hell, do it around Comembo or Buendia.

MAYOR DAPAT MAUNA

DUTERTE WILL MAKE ANIME REAL

Sino yan? Yan ba nanalo sa Taytay?

You're wrong, Davao is the SAFEST country in the entire multiverse, all because of the great and almighty DU30.

>Where's that fucking wall?
You're really retarded aren't you?

You fucking retards keep boasting about muh punisher as if that's the role of the highest executive position in a constitutional republic.

Enjoy fucking buttfucked by an inevitable economic crash retards.

>but muh punisher

Mga bobo talaga kayo, hinding hindi aahon sa kahirapan ang pilipinas dahil sa mga bobong katulad niyo.

I didn't vote for Miriam not because of her health.
I didn't vote for her because she wouldn't win anyway.

I voted for Gordon back then and he was dead last.
I want some actual results from my votes.

>miriam
good
>underaged miriamfags
shit

>has stage 4 cancer
Tangina mo mamatay na yon.

Me too, user.
>tfw voted for pacman
I regret nothing.

Kek

You guys do know that if Marcos wins, he will ban Anime in the entire nation, right?