REPLY TO THIS POST AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY THE END OF THIS WEEK

REPLY TO THIS POST AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY THE END OF THIS WEEK.

Joke's on you! I'm a 35 year old virgin!

yeah right

doubt it

dont you get it nigger, getting a girlfriend is easy, getting one that we actually want is hard.

{ok

OK!

Sure why not

rollin

post the girl with nose blood

Can't hurt.

lol wat

Wus boppin

I fucking hope this doesn't work

...

sure why not

Could use a new one

ok

Tinder hates her
Watch how this random Sup Forums user found the secret to getting laid

fuck, that sucks. does that mean she'll want to sleep over? when does she get her next period? i mean, i don't even think i'll like her that soon... do i have to deal with her body odor THAT soon? what's the syllabus on acquiring this new female?

>what's the syllabus on acquiring this new female?

Yep, this is definitely Sup Forums

I actually need all the help I can get.

Can't hurt to try.

Well, I don't have anything to lose

hahaha

Plz

pls

6 months is a long dry spell
Pic semi related

hahahahaha

wut

YOLO

The one stop shop for autism

Lol

...

Interesting

so desperate rn, might as well.

If this works, I will buy enough land to make our own kekistan.

.

ok

fuck it

thatd be the fucking day

Fuck you, no i won't

More of her op!!!

Okay

ok

Please

sounds good to me

yeah, ok

ok

rollin

fuck you too

...

like this?

Ha. Haha. Hahahaha.


The odds are not in my favor.

Doubt it.

Why not

We'll see about that

Worth a shot

COULD IT BE!?

pretty likely, the girl im dating already likes me.

why not

yer

ok

no thanks

Ehhhhh i suppose i have my eye on one

Nope probably not

please god

I wont.

I don't think that's how it works

Joke's on you these never work

I'm desperate enough. So, fuck it

you are all fags

Doubtful.

LUL

bullshit

Coюз нepyшимый pecпyблик cвoбoдных

have we really reached autistic bottom

Why not?

kek

...

Please

I like those pretty young looking ones.

That was easy.

let it be true

...

If this dont work then I will neck self

Gee Gosh Darn

A long time ago.

...

Yet superstition's not real

Worth a shot

Done.
Your move, OP

I believe it.

will it work this time?

I'd rather have a slave to take my cock.

At this point I'll try it all

Taking the bet

oh god yes

...

yea ok bet

Actually possible. Help me.