REPLY TO THIS POST AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY THE END OF THIS WEEK.
REPLY TO THIS POST AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY THE END OF THIS WEEK
Joke's on you! I'm a 35 year old virgin!
yeah right
doubt it
dont you get it nigger, getting a girlfriend is easy, getting one that we actually want is hard.
{ok
OK!
Sure why not
rollin
post the girl with nose blood
Can't hurt.
lol wat
Wus boppin
I fucking hope this doesn't work
...
sure why not
Could use a new one
ok
Tinder hates her
Watch how this random Sup Forums user found the secret to getting laid
fuck, that sucks. does that mean she'll want to sleep over? when does she get her next period? i mean, i don't even think i'll like her that soon... do i have to deal with her body odor THAT soon? what's the syllabus on acquiring this new female?
>what's the syllabus on acquiring this new female?
Yep, this is definitely Sup Forums
I actually need all the help I can get.
Can't hurt to try.
Well, I don't have anything to lose
hahaha
Plz
pls
6 months is a long dry spell
Pic semi related
hahahahaha
wut
YOLO
The one stop shop for autism
Lol
...
Interesting
so desperate rn, might as well.
If this works, I will buy enough land to make our own kekistan.
.
ok
fuck it
thatd be the fucking day
Fuck you, no i won't
More of her op!!!
Okay
ok
Please
sounds good to me
yeah, ok
ok
rollin
fuck you too
...
like this?
Ha. Haha. Hahahaha.
The odds are not in my favor.
Doubt it.
Why not
We'll see about that
Worth a shot
COULD IT BE!?
pretty likely, the girl im dating already likes me.
why not
yer
ok
no thanks
Ehhhhh i suppose i have my eye on one
Nope probably not
please god
I wont.
I don't think that's how it works
Joke's on you these never work
I'm desperate enough. So, fuck it
you are all fags
Doubtful.
LUL
bullshit
Coюз нepyшимый pecпyблик cвoбoдных
have we really reached autistic bottom
Why not?
kek
...
Please
I like those pretty young looking ones.
That was easy.
let it be true
...
If this dont work then I will neck self
Gee Gosh Darn
A long time ago.
...
Yet superstition's not real
Worth a shot
Done.
Your move, OP
I believe it.
will it work this time?
I'd rather have a slave to take my cock.
At this point I'll try it all
Taking the bet
oh god yes
...
yea ok bet
Actually possible. Help me.