"yeah im a musician, i make lofi hiphop"

>"yeah im a musician, i make lofi hiphop"

>"yeah i'm a musician, i make music on FL Studio"

t. nu-male

*unzips power chords*

>yeah im a musician, i'm a white guy who plays guitar

at least that's an actual instrument

>yeah, i'm a musician, i'm a lower middle class white suburban guy who plays sad folk ditties on my cheap acoustic guitar that i taught myself to play using justin guitar and upload it to my mysteriously named bandcamp where all my album covers are random photos and my lyrics are all vague pseudo-existentialism

>"yeah i'm a musician, i make boring post minimalist sequences on modular synths then slather it with effects

>Yeah, I'm a musician.

>"yeah im a musician, but I never composed anything own"

Ha, I'm actually Asian.

FL isn't a bad daw tho, so please fuck off if you think it is

*Plays Wonderwall

When people call me a musician i tend to say "i wouldny say that, i know piano keys but really i just push pads and listen to a disgusting amount of old records to chop; let's be real here."

*not a musician

What does "i know piano keys" mean? Are you retarded? If you can play piano you're a musician then

I don't understand how people can disagree or make a sarcasic remark about this.
chill lo-fi anime hip-hop beats 24/7 is the lowest form of music.

t. makes shitty soundcloud trap thinking he's "gunna be big someday"

Maybe he'll laugh at your post some day, who knows... You never know who's behind those posts :^)

i just make up a new genre every time someone asks me

>yeah i make like scottish music style instrumental rap
>yeah what's up i make psychedelic grindcore
>uh huh that's cool i make minimal of montreal covers

if they ask why i tell them there's a huge scene in belgium or something

As in for tuning mainly, I know all the scales, harmonious scales and can play chords keeping eveything in key and tune. But if you asked me to play a song live i wouldn't be able to do shit but press play. Maybe it's modesty but i wouldn't say after a couple years of making 'neat' shit on ableton/old hardware equipment it would really qualify me.

Felt like it took a good 10 years before i felt confident in calling myself a painter.

>lowest form of music
>not metal