/hoc/

[Owen Garcia]

...

[Thomas Thompson]

USA

[Gabriel Ramirez]

>wongs wont make the ploffs
>babcock will

relly mkes u thnk

[Levi Thompson]

SHIT OP

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[Julian Nelson]

...

[Tyler Robinson]

You forgot to make fun of Canada and Columbus OP

[Brayden King]

>wings playoff run is the same age as the simpsons

[Gavin Anderson]

teenage hockey lmao

[Jose Sanchez]

Looks like every American *I* know, user. Fat and white.

[Brody Rivera]

Now that the dust has settled, let's talk about the NHL.

Oh boy, I sure do love Horvat!

[Ian King]

red wings WILL make the playoffs

[Lucas Russell]

and they've been shit for nearly as long

[Juan Perez]

Wait do people actually think Matthews > McDavid? Is this new a spicy meme?

[John Cook]

check these digits

[Cameron Hill]

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[Michael Williams]

No just dumb laffers

[Isaiah Perry]

oh good the indians and the oilnigs are going to argue about this all night again

[John Evans]

>slowpoke oilels fan finally gets up to speed

[Colton Ramirez]

I'm actually a laffs fan.

[Jason Barnes]

>CANADA

[Logan Sanders]

So now that the Blue Jackets have been exposed as complete and total trash who do we meme now?

[Hudson Anderson]

It's not a meme, the only meme is McMeme

[Aaron Lopez]

Not in this thread, post math!

[Gavin White]

>4.5% PP

is this the worst PP in history?

[Matthew Thompson]

>rags

[Bentley White]

It's actually true though and not a meme

[Christopher Bell]

You're a total faggot if you're actually a laffs fan and are referring to them as the laffs. Cuck-tier.

[Anthony Cox]

>down .0006
FUCKING REKT

[Ryder Lee]

>torts will fade back into laughable obscurity after tonight and a listless first round exit

it wasn't meant to be like this /hoc/

[Austin James]

>5 wins in a row
>undefeated in 2017

Why do you not believe?

[Carson Richardson]

Does that name upset you? Are you that autistic that a name triggers you this badly?

[Ryder Powell]

lmao USA didn't even start the good goalie

[Noah Cox]

only thing that matters is he has a cup win
BASED TORTS

[Hudson Sanchez]

Everyone in this country just can't handle the idea of the best player in the world not being from Canada. Give them a couple more years til they'll have no choice but to accept it, i.e. when Crosby retires.

[Henry Richardson]

USA

[Cooper King]

>actually liking Tortellini

[Ayden Parker]

...

[William Garcia]

If you're going to pretend to be a Laffer just to give weight to saying McDavid>Matthews at least put some effort into it.

[Brandon Hill]

based torts

he will never go quietly into that good night, and for that we can be thankful

[Angel Lopez]

Entire third period and shootout: youtube.com/watch?v=QIoZg1KXufI

Watch Canada fail over and over and over again.

[Cooper Bennett]

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[Grayson Nelson]

underage detected

[Justin Wright]

I'm not pretending at all and I'm not sure how me saying "laffs" makes a difference. I find it hilarious that not even 2 weeks this entire board kept saying Matthews is a bust and now he's McDavid? Fucking shit m9 what is going on?

[Jacob Gray]

you posted evidence of why he's a living meme

[Ian Adams]

>kongs

[Charles Clark]

you sound pretty new man, plebbit might be more your speed

[Landon Parker]

...

[Jackson Cruz]

>I'm not pretending

lol

[Jaxson Robinson]

Nice autopilot response

[Julian Cox]

and?

[Jacob Harris]

We get it, you vape.

[Landon Gutierrez]

if you don't think he's at least in the discussion then you're biased

[Kayden Murphy]

he's a fool m8

[Jacob Barnes]

USA
S
A

[David Bell]

a fool with a Cup win
he's a good coach

[Ryder Hughes]

that doesn't make him likeable nor non-meme though, which is my point

[William James]

>the state of Sup Forums is so shit now that this faggot comes in here and hates a meme coach
>a meme coach that has won a cup

[Oliver Wood]

It's going to be funny to see what happens to Strome's brother's draft projection now. Matthew Strome. He might not be taken in the first round anymore.

>Yes, another Strome is coming and while some may knock his skating, he has something many other prospects don’t—elite hockey sense.
KEK that doesn't raise alarm bells at all

[Christian King]

>le chubby goofy reddit straight line is shortest meme

[Isaac Bailey]

I bet you're the fag that hates clipart OP's

[Bentley Clark]

he adds a bit of humor to things, whether he's trying to or not, while also being competent. I think that makes him likeable enough

[Camden Hughes]

Would you rather win teenage hockey or find $5 on the ground?

[Grayson Hernandez]

I'd still draft McDavid over Matthews t b h.

[Oliver Turner]

does pittsburgh have a 5 day break right now?

[Gabriel Russell]

nah

that's fair, though I disagree

[Juan Williams]

the coach is trying not to cry

[William Foster]

how did woll and bracco play

[Christian Brooks]

No, the city of pittsburgh will keep it's facilities open, and will be allowing people in or out of the city limits.

[Mason Green]

Woll didn't play tonight, he only played in 2 games. Played well in the 2 wins. Bracco was meh.

Grundstrom was better than both.

[Isaiah Parker]

awww.
I feel so bad for the future millionaires.

[Benjamin Wood]

>wings PP
You mean there's a 4.5% chance we score? Oh boy!

[Asher King]

It was another chance to laugh at the kongs so it's all good.

[Jaxson Bailey]

2 power plays and no goals tonight

surely its close to 4 now

[Grayson Brown]

friendly reminder

[Anthony Lee]

Woll was good when he played, they just kind of switched up the goalies a lot and didn't want to go back to him after he'd been sitting a while I guess

[Cameron Sullivan]

I'm just happy to watch the opposing team play their ass off and not score for a change.

[Brayden Hill]

Hmm... hard choice...

[Chase Peterson]

tbqh most of those Canadian kids are busts who will be lucky to make 6 figures in the AHL

[Nicholas Flores]

do they have one since the last time a Canadian team won?

[Thomas Perry]

8611 days

[Joshua Gomez]

I would murder someone for six figures

[Sebastian Diaz]

CANADA BTFO

I cannot stand McDavid's dumb fucking face

[Adrian Davis]

CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THERE ARE AMERICANS WHO DO NOT LIKE COACH TORTORELLA HOW REDDIT CAN YOU BE

[Cooper Adams]

anyone have that Cubert Farnsmatthewworth pic?

[Dylan Watson]

It would be nice to have but you can't live on a 5-10 year career of that. They are literally unskilled and completely fucked like 30 years from now if the CTE doesn't get them first I guess.

[Levi Hughes]

it's probably a basketballamerican

[Luis Jones]

torts is the BIGGEST reddit meme you dumb fuck

[Anthony Edwards]

>white people cuisine

[Xavier Martin]

i would 100% eat this

[Jacob Harris]

>home ice
>it was 2-0
>it was 4-2 in the third
>zero (0) goals on five shootout attempts
>final shooter doesn't even get a shot

What a staggering failure of a country.

[Nathaniel Powell]

tort posting?
youtube.com/watch?v=AU8CJQiAycI

[Carson King]

If detoilet makes the playoffs you can bet your ass us Bolts will be there to kick you out in the first round

[Landon Smith]

what about this

[Grayson Myers]

>Getting excited about winning a teenager tournament
>...in a shootout
>And the semis...

Gimme a call when you win the one that matters :^)

[Bentley Hughes]

>it was 2-0
>shorks

[Michael Mitchell]

delete that right now im trying to keep the gay thoughts away. i hate this fucking site

[Juan Long]

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[Leo Torres]

>tournament played by overpaid millionaires on vacation
>mattering

WJC is the only pure tournament, maybe U18s. True passion and love for the game.

[Jace Miller]

Still my favorite coach

[Easton Myers]

>w-we don't even c-care

Chin up, Tugnutt.