so my wife flat out refuses to do anal.
i've put a finger up there years ago during a drunken fuck she didn't enjoy it and has zero intrest in trying it even though she knows i desperately want to
considering fucking a hooker in the arse except it'll be with a condom and i think that'll just ruin the whole experience.
is anal worth it Sup Forums? or have i built it up in my head as something awesome when its kinda just average
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Start by eating her ass, while you're at it, sniff her ass at home everyday when she's standing up. You have to build it slow
No. Don't cheat on your wife. Get the fuck over it and be a man. Just be happy you have someone that will even touch you.
worth it if the chick is into it...otherwise, meh.
The only good thing about anal is the hunt for it. The game you play with your wife trying to convince her to give it up and claim your reward. If a girl request anal it is much less exciting and sexy. You have to dominate your wife and slam that sausage in her butt hole.
>prostitutes
>cheating
>tfw have gf who desperately desires anal
Not worth. It's just like fucking a poopy vagina. Feels no different.
Don't have anal sex with a hooker as that violates your marriage vows and is a great way to get a disease. Sit down with your wife and talk to her. Tell her that you have made a commitment to her, that you intend to honor that commitment, but that you would really like to have the experience for the sake of having it. Ask her what her concerns are and how you might address them. Ask her if there is anything you could do for her as a compromise if she is willing to try it. If she still says "no," then tell her you are disappointed and buy one of these:
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The physical sensation of anal sex is nothing to write home about. Psychologically--especially if your partner is reluctant but is willing to do it for your sake--the experience can be otherworldly.
>built it up in my head as something awesome when its kinda just average
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My wife very rarely lets me. Will claim she hates it. Get wife drunk and in the right mood and she fuckn takes it in the ass and loves every fuckn second of it. Of coarse she would never let herself admit it, I think it makes her feel like a whore. I don't get the issue? I love the fact my wife can be a whore in the bedroom. Women are confusing.
It's over rated, and it just feels a bit taboo when you do it, it's nice to wank over it to porn, and I've done it with girlfriends, and I've licked ass once in 69 when I was really drunk, never again,
Gf doesn't mind anal at all, I've fucked her ass before and it's literally like a less wet pussy and it's tight as fuck especially towards the sphincter itself
Not really worth it unless you're bored of her pussy
Way overrated. If you've never done it before, find an ass and get in. But you'll prefer the puss.
Same thing. My wife loves anal when she's drunk and horny.
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My wife loves a finger up there while we're fucking except when she doesn't. Anal is pretty rare except when she gets drunk at weddings for some reason. It makes a nice change when you you've been married for 14 years.
My girlfriend does, and it always happens on a drunken night, past couple of times it's been unintentional where it's literally just gone in by accident! And your that pissed it's like once it's in it's in and you can't go back in her pussy! I'd never fucking lick it again though
My wife let me do anal once. My lizard brain took over, I started pounding it, hard, and when I finishe'd she rolled over and had been crying the entire time, like sobbing crying I just didn't realize it. Needless to say I very rarely get it now. It's been over 2 years.
she's not into anything anal at all
do you actually give it to her, or not into it. i have a friend who has seeing this chick for a bit he wasn't totally interested in her, she offered for him to come around and fuck her in the arse, he turned it down because he doesn't want to get shit on his penor and thats basically his stance on anal. i could have murdered him in his sleep when i found this out.
>Ask her if there is anything you could do for her as a compromise
only thing worth reading in your post but she jokingly suggested if she can stick a dildo up my arse (of equal or greater size of my dick) then i could fuck her in her arse. my issue is she's said she would not be gentle and i think unless i went first she would re-nig on her end of the bargain just due to her anti anal stance
i think it is just the chase thats really turning me on as i know she doesn't want to do it which kinda makes me want her to do it more. its the same with lesbian stuff. she's not interested in girls which is why i try and make her do lesbian shit when it comes up, drunkenly made out with her first female a few months ago at the age of 29
can write a short green text of the only time i've actually done a chick up the clay pipe
It's not over rated at all. These people saying it is just don't get it. It's the fact that she has to completely let go for it to happen, this being the big turn on. It feels great and there is no better feeling seeing you wife enjoying being fucked in the ass. None.
This. My wife likes it and does it, and now I just don't care.
Anal is like a shiny new toy. Once you start playing with it, it stops being that interesting. Plus you get tired of washing the shit smell off your dick afterwards.
Skip it. Who the hell wants mud on their turtle anyway?
Ha, so true. Wedding drunk = all sorts of nasty out of character porn fucking. Always look forward to my wife being wedding drunk.
This. Definitely not over rated. The only problem with anal is that if your girl ends up liking it, she will want it more than vaginal lol
I'm really into it and she is too. She gets super happy when we talk about it and when we actually do it ofc
What does this even mean?
Maybe your wife has IBS and is super self conscious about her ass.
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I feel your pain. The list of things I want that my wife says no to wouldn't fit in this thread. Feels bad man.
Did anal all the time with my ex. Totally worth it if she's into, definitely not if she isn't. Just pay your $300 or whatever, suck it up with the condom and get on with it
True, it is over rated though, especially in porn,
Remember the first time I fucked my gf's ass, after another drunken night, she was on her knees sucking my cock and getting wet, I stripped her and fucked her on top before pulling out and easing it in, she wrapped her legs around me pulling me in deeper, even though she kept saying put it back in my pussy, I just went really slow and got her to play with her clit, she came hard and that made me shoot my load deep in her asshole,
Next day she sent a text saying...
Last night when you fucked my ass was so fucking naughty, have to admit, it felt fucking good
Pic related, still prefer her pussy
I've taken more than a dozen girls in the ass. Have a good dick and know how to use it and a girl will do anything.
I've gotten shit on my dick maybe twice. Unless she is needing to sit, its not within a foot of her asshole. Is not like the humanbody is a sit river pushing against the dam of her asshole.
Do you know why men like anal sex?
>be me
>19
>at a party
>ham beast friend of the chicks house, call house owner red head
>group or us regularly goto red heads house, to drink and hang out as her parents are semi rural and chill about that kind of stuff
>larger crowed then normal
>ham beast which i've fucked a few times before because she was there wants the D
>quite a few drinks in so why not
>smashing away doggy style in a bed room with condom on
>blow load.mov
>pull out and goto remove condom
>feel around penis
>no where to be found???
>kinda shitty at the fact might have just calfed a baby sperm whale
>return to party
>try to enjoy rest of the night
fast forward 6 months later
red head and ham beast where hanging out and discussing sex as females do. topic of anal came up and ham beast mentioned that i had fucked her in the arse
red head found this out and asked me about it. i had no clue. turns out during mating ritual i'd accidently pulled out and jammed it up the ham beast's arse and just kept fucking to drunk to realise, i think the condom was actually handing out her arse and not my dick when i pulled out which is why i couldn't find it.
so turns out i had anal and was too drunk to even realise it
on a separate occasion i lost a condom in the ham beast's front bum as well, she had to fish it out her self which is kinda funny
fuck sake shave that shit, get it lazed, waxed, do something
Great english buddy
No, respect your wife bro
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Your wife was in pain and didn't bother to tell you, so don't feel too bad. If you enjoyed the experience and want to do it again, tell her and ask. I think a lot of wives do not undetstand how open communication about needs and desires--whether they are fulfilled or not--can lead to resentment, which undermines the institution of marriage. My wife hates anal sex, but does it for my sake about 4 times a year. It makes me feel loved. The next time I do it, I will probably ask her if I can verbally abuse her while fucking her ass.
It means that he doesn't consider having sexual with a prostitute cheating, numb nut.
I have a coworker who fucking loves anal, but I'm never doing anal without a condom again.
Last time I fucked her unprotected I ended up with some dark colored shit on the tip of my cock and some lighter colored shit right between the head and the base.
At least with a tan colored condom I won't really notice.
not worth it, building it up in your head. pussy's way better
If you can't talk her into it then rape her into it. It's what she wants anyway. That way she doesn't have to feel slutty about doing something dirty that she really wants.
My current and my ex girlfriend both liked anal. It really isnt anything to write home about. The anus itself is like a tight ring around your dick, at least until she fully relaxes, but other than that ts just a warm hole.
Like other guys said, its more about the psychological effects if it. Its wrong and dirty, especially if you do dirty talk during it. Current gf likes to be degraded, so its a lot of fun for her.
It was fun for me as well, especially for the first few times, since i was the first to fuck her ass, but after like 5-10 times, it becomes a bit of a chore, after the novelty goes away. Also washing your dick afterwards sucks. You also have to be way more carefull with your hands, since fingering a butthole and then shoving those fingers into her mouth is not something that many women take kindly to.
So in conclusion, dont cheat on your wife over this. Altough if you really want it this bad, and your wife knows this, then she is a shit wife for not giving it up for you. Just talk to her.
If you like the smell of shit its great im sure.....me personally, i can only stomach the smell of my own brand...
"You first" is feminist for "I don't want to do this, and want to rely on outdated stereorypes about masculinity to punish my partner." I always wonder how many big-bottomed girls with pixie cuts have lost their anal virginity after discovering that it's 2017 and guys jerk off to trap threads.
My wife pegged me a couple days ago. It was fun. Get high quality silicone lube and a set of butt plugs. Work your way up to the largest, keep it in until your muscles relax, and then take it out and let your wife go to town. Tell her that if she isn't gentle, then you won't be, either. Set a boundary for her promise, so that if she does it to you and then chickens out, she suffers consequences, too (ask her to decide what those consequences should be...don't pick something to apply pressure or punish her). Look her in the eye and tell her: "We are married. This should not be a big deal." If she doesn't want to, tell her to tell you "no and don't ask again." If she says that, tell her you are disappointed and move on.
Do you have any pics of your wife's ass? I'm about to jerk it before I head off to work.
So, I actually get turned on qhen seeing shit during anal. Girks go through great lengths to hide that part of their biology from us, and for me it just adds to the taboo element of violation.
>Wants to fuck a girl in the ass
>Is afraid of getting shit dicked
Fuck off queer
actually feels slightly tighter than a vag but overall same feeling.
I prefer fucking pussy, she's the one who prefers anal. I need to find another girl but I'm lazy and she's always right there in my office.
Totally over-hyped and not worth it man. The only reason it's fun at all was that it used to be a little taboo but not anymore. Doesn't feel near as good as pussy at all, closed to fucking a sex toy because it's only one ring of muscle then nothing after that. You aren't missing anything dude just drop it.
Same here with my gf
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guy a at work had to goto hospital once because he was fucking a girl in the arse and got a passion fruit seed stuck up his dick hole
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Your wife will never enjoy it unless she desires it herself.
Unless she begs you to fuck her ass, don't bother, it's an awkward chore.
Just deal with it yourself. If you really need to cheat on her, the consequences on that are all on you.
You need to ask yourself if anal is worth risking the relationship. You aren't having fufilling sex lives? Will having anal sex fix this? Are there other issues in your relationship which are making you feel like you need to have anal sex to feel happy?
Cheating can make you feel guilty but you grow numb to it. Obviously don't get caught or you'll hurt your wife and you will lose your relationship. Even if she stays with you you'll never be trusted again.
>tfw penis is too big to have anal with girls and never made it past the tip :(