>doorbell rings
>open door
>see this
What would you do?
Doorbell rings
Brody Collins
Austin Robinson
Cum buckets and close the door
Xavier Wilson
Shoot the ugly brunette and keep the blonde slave
Eli Robinson
FREE FUCKING PIZZA
James Morgan
Tell them they're ugly and slam the door in their face.
Michael Richardson
YOU BOTH SUCKED MY DICK!
Jason Brown
>come on in
>let me get you some towels
>go ahead. You can sit on my nice dry couch. I don't mind.
>sure you can use my phone to call your boyfriends
John Garcia
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this
Then unzip my dick
Ian Reed
try to have sex with them
Brayden Torres
Is summer over yet?
Grayson Foster
I run a hotel, so I'd probably offer them a room
Justin Kelly
>doorbell rings
>peek through window to see who it is
>hide until they go away
Adam Fisher
Slam the door on the brunette and slam the dick in the blonde
Jace Roberts
Bad taste
Christopher Moore
pretty much this
William Jackson
>spend the next hour and a half breathing as silently as possible though your heart is pounding in your throat
Caleb Diaz
ITS FREE FUCKING PIZZA
Adam Reed
>please come in
>leave your shoes and socks at the door
>:-)
Brody Lopez
>yeah I'd like to let you in to dry off but I once saw this movie where this happened and it ended really badly for the guy sooooooo....
>slam door.
Ian Baker
boil bowl of eggs
Joshua Nguyen
eggs
Jackson Sullivan
I'd totally sign my death warrant to have a threesome with them.
Brayden Lewis
Honestly lads I don't know what I'd do if a stranger knocked on my door in the middle of a storm looking for shelter.
It makes me feel like a horrible human being but I'd probably turn them away.
Nicholas Scott
I would say, "I wanna fuck you both."
And see what would happen.
Mason Rivera
fair point.
Jaxon Barnes
Yea you would not turn those girls away
Gabriel Sanchez
of course not but I mean a normal sample of human not 1% mega hot young women
Ian Turner
they would probably kill you before you actually got to have sex.
Sebastian Williams
Eggmind
Ayden Sanders
...
Nathan Cruz
I personally wouldn't let them in but would let them use my cell phone at the door.
This is of course in the real world, not Sup Forums's fantasy land where pretty women are just waiting to suck cocks at every turn.
Evan Bailey
report this tread for shitposting
Hudson Garcia
>tfw don't have a family
>tfw can fuck them with no reprecussions
Landon Robinson
I bet with slick pick up lines like this you are drowning in pussy.
Ahaha...