So I broke up with my gf and we had this conversation about sex...

So I broke up with my gf and we had this conversation about sex. She admits I'm her greatest lover but the skin got in the way. What's your opinion on this?

She sounds like a faggot

>What's your opinion on this?
I judge it as 2/10 bait. Good execution but the concept is flawed.

you posted this shitty bait yesterday.

seriously just fucking kill yourself. what are you doing here? go do something with your life

What a strange kind of bait you got there mate.

5 orgasms?

Lame.

Do you feel proud of that shit? I am waiting for my girlfriend right now. I give her usually 10, bad days, I give her 8.

Faggot.

> I am waiting for my girlfriend right now. I give her usually 10, bad days, I give her 8.

You have to wait some more. She's still in the shower. Gave her 27 orgasms btw. You suck.

well my gf usually gets 78 orgasms when i just stick my dick in her

Lucky assholes :-( I've never had a girlfriend or wife. Everytime I want to have sex and slide it in, every woman just instantaneously vapourizes in a cloud of pure endorfin.

Ive never had a guy give me more than one orgasm, sounds fake

damn. shitty sex life you've got there

Please, mine cums at least three times just seeing my dick.

>"greatest lover"
/thread and /conversatoin

is this for real

I'm cut, and im pretty sure she's retarded. cut or uncut, erect dicks are the same unless you have some ridiculous amount of foreskin

Low energy. Sad.

Im impressed nobody has called the number yet.

Asshole blur the number

>Skin wouldn't have gotten in the way.

If you're going to bait, at least make it somewhat believable, fuckboy.

Orgasms vary with female to female, just like some can't really have penetration orgasms or "mindgasms" (like when a chick can cum without touching herself just from sucking you off).

My current gf is like that, once she has one it's super intense for her but then she's DONE. Everything gets too sensitive and she has to stop and is no longer in a sexual mood. She's basically a guy.

Tell me about it.

how the fuck would 'skin get in the way'?

why don't you cut off your cunt lips because it sits in the way of sticking my dick in properly.

i got news for you bud.

So what you're saying is she's done once you've swallowed her cock?

*his cock

Why are you guys so worried about giving women orgasm? Fucking them are the only important thing.

>pic related
This is how dumb you guys are looking bragging about giving orgasm

We use a Hitachi to get her there, no faking that. Plus she's tried to pretend to be into sex before, it's really easy to tell when a girl is faking if you aren't autistic

But 10/10 for making me respond

That's exactly it user. She's also 5'10, therefore more manly than most of the posters here.

when i said i got news for you bud i meant it's a dude.

Lol this is literally the justification that guys who are had at sex give. What happens when you find a chick you want to fuck repeatedly? Either you'll be lucky that she has also only had partners as inept as you, or you'll have to move on talking about sour grapes lol.

Giving girls really good orgasms is literally what helps get me off. It's the challenge of it, the fact that you're making another person feel GREAT, and the fact that you're proving your skill against other men since most guys are pretty clueless.

>Not giving her an orgasm each hour
No wonder she broke up with you
The skin is just the excuse bruh

Oh. Yeah sure. Guess she's post op then, and all those childhood photos were shooped pretty well. Damn she did a really good job forging that birth certificate too. And how did she get her 32DDD implants to feel so real and natural and soft???

My life is a lie.

>Trying this hard to not seem like a faggot.

fag

post pics for confirmation then.

Here you go. We don't do the full frontal thing because it's kinda boring and makes it hard to hide her tattoos.

Yeah my ex says i was her favorite too and shes been plowed by porn ready dudes with huge dicks. Dont believe the hype

This. Kissing, emotion (not necessarily sensitivity. Being horny and attracted to someone is also emotion), how you use it, and what you're doing with your hands, eyes and voice all contribute. Porn =/= sex, though it can still teach you a lot. Especially manuel Ferrera and James Deen.

nice, a readhead. i always say; how rustier the roof, the wetter the basement!

>hides her tattoos

why even have them when you don't wana show them?

There is no way that your foreskin would take away from pleasure. Mine creates a neck and heck if it don't add to fun

You have a point but i still doubt it. Im pretty apathetic about it so im not really down on myself for it

Lol dude I got to fuck already, don't matter if I want to do it repeatedly.

I know you're all worried about her finding some dude that can fuck her better than you because you're insecure, but don't start projecting that shit onto me. I have jack shit to prove to a girl I've put my dick into or is going to.

/thread

She was never yours user, it was just your turn

This

>those childhood photos must be pretty shopped
Wait... user, what's in those photos? Pls share for research.

This

She's blond actually. And for indentificarion? She doesn't want someone who might know her to see lewds. Wouldn't be surprised if her brother lurked b.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.