/biathlon/ aka chicks with guns

Today, women's sprint live from Oberhof. Start is set to 14.15 but, as usual, it's variable and mostly tends to be up to 5 minutes later.

Start list etc to follow.

Will anybody join me?

Start list 1/2

>1 KOUKALOVA Gabriela CZE 1989 14:15:30 1
2 CRAWFORD Rosanna CAN 1988 14:16:00
3 HINZ Vanessa GER 1992 14:16:30
4 PODCHUFAROVA Olga RUS 1992 14:17:00
5 VISHNEVSKAYA Galina KAZ 1994 14:17:30
6 ERZEN Anja SLO 1992 14:18:00
7 GWIZDON Magdalena POL 1979 14:18:30
8 NICOLAISEN Kaia Woeien NOR 1990 14:19:00
9 TACHIZAKI Fuyuko JPN 1989 14:19:30
>10 PUSKARCIKOVA Eva CZE 1991 14:20:00
11 YURKEVICH Darya BLR 1988 14:20:30
12 AKIMOVA Tatiana RUS 1990 14:21:00
13 HILDEBRAND Franziska GER 1987 14:21:30
14 ZHURAVOK Yuliya UKR 1994 14:22:00
15 BESCOND Anais FRA 1987 14:22:30
>16 GASPARIN Selina SUI 1984 14:23:00
>17 CHARVATOVA Lucie CZE 1993 14:23:30
18 VITTOZZI Lisa ITA 1995 14:24:00
>19 HAMMERSCHMIDT Maren GER 1989 14:24:30
20 HOJNISZ Monika POL 1991 14:25:00
21 BRORSSON Mona SWE 1990 14:25:30 2
>22 OLSBU Marte NOR 1990 14:26:00
23 CHEVALIER Anais FRA 1993 14:26:30
24 FROLINA Anna KOR 1984 14:27:00
>25 WIERER Dorothea ITA 1990 14:27:30
26 GEREKOVA Jana SVK 1984 14:28:00
27 FURUYA Sari JPN 1990 14:28:30
>28 HAUSER Lisa Theresa AUT 1993 14:29:00
>29 BRAISAZ Justine FRA 1996 14:29:30
30 GUZIK Krystyna POL 1983 14:30:00
31 DUNKLEE Susan USA 1986 14:30:30
32 PIDHRUSHNA Olena UKR 1987 14:31:00
>33 DORIN HABERT Marie FRA 1986 14:31:30
34 USANOVA Darya KAZ 1989 14:32:00
>35 KAISA FIN 1983 14:32:30
36 EGAN Clare USA 1987 14:33:00
37 GLAZYRINA Ekaterina RUS 1987 14:33:30
>38 GOESSNER Miriam GER 1990 14:34:00
39 HAECKI Lena SUI 1995 14:34:30
40 BIRKELAND Fanny Horn NOR 1988 14:35:00
41 GREGORIN Teja SLO 1980 14:35:30
42 SANFILIPPO Federica ITA 1990 14:36:00
43 DZHIMA Yuliia UKR 1990 14:36:30
44 KRYUKO Iryna BLR 1991 14:37:00
>45 LAUKKANEN Mari FIN 1987 14:37:30
46 KOCERGINA Natalija LTU 1985 14:38:00 3

Wish this was more popular here in burgerland, I always like it during the Olympics. Guess it wouldn't be fair to compete with us at shooting desu.

2/2

47 AYMONIER Celia FRA 1991 14:38:30
48 STOYANOVA Desislava BUL 1992 14:39:00
49 MITORAJ Kinga POL 1995 14:39:30
50 DOMRACHEVA Darya BLR 1986 14:40:00
51 POLIAKOVA Terezia SVK 1989 14:40:30
52 LIGHTFOOT Amanda GBR 1987 14:41:00
53 KAISHEVA Uliana RUS 1994 14:41:30
54 LUNDER Emma CAN 1991 14:42:00
55 TOFALVI Eva ROU 1978 14:42:30
56 MARKKANEN Sanna FIN 1990 14:43:00
57 LEHTLA Kadri EST 1985 14:43:30
58 YORDANOVA Emilia BUL 1989 14:44:00
>59 REID Joanne USA 1992 14:44:30
60 TANAKA Yurie JPN 1989 14:45:00
61 FENNE Hilde NOR 1993 14:45:30
62 RASIMOVICIUTE-BRICE Diana LTU 1984 14:46:00
63 TANDY Megan CAN 1988 14:46:30
64 PISCORAN Luminita ROU 1988 14:47:00
65 HOEGBERG Elisabeth SWE 1986 14:47:30
>66 GAIM Grete EST 1993 14:48:00
67 CADURISCH Irene SUI 1991 14:48:30
68 RUNGGALDIER Alexia ITA 1991 14:49:00
69 VARVYNETS Iryna UKR 1992 14:49:30
70 SLOOF Chardine SWE 1992 14:50:00
71 HORCHLER Nadine GER 1986 14:50:30
72 TANG Jialin CHN 1991 14:51:00
73 INNERHOFER Katharina AUT 1991 14:51:30
74 JISLOVA Jessica CZE 1994 14:52:00
75 RAIKOVA Alina KAZ 1991 14:52:30
76 MUN Ji-Hee KOR 1988 14:53:00
77 MAKA Anna POL 1992 14:53:30 4
78 HORCHLER Karolin GER 1989 14:54:00
79 SALMAN Diana ROU 1993 14:54:30
80 ZHANG Yan CHN 1992 14:55:00
81 LESCINSKAITE Gabriele LTU 1996 14:55:30
82 TANDREVOLD Ingrid Landmark NOR 1996 14:56:00
83 VIIGIPUU Kristel EST 1990 14:56:30
84 PISAREVA Nadzeya BLR 1988 14:57:00
85 ANDERSSON Ingela SWE 1991 14:57:30
86 BEAUDRY Sarah CAN 1994 14:58:00
87 KISTANOVA Anna KAZ 1990 14:58:30
88 POPOVA Stefani BUL 1993 14:59:00
89 MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya UKR 1995 14:59:30
90 USLUGINA Irina RUS 1988 15:00:00
91 TALVITIE Tiia-Maria FIN 1994 15:00:30

It's funny because Susan Dunklee was an utter choker at the range until the very last year. Somehow she managed to get her shit together recently.

To whom it may concern, these are the results of the men's competition yesterday.

1 31 EBERHARD Julian AUT 1 0 1 27:26.8 0.0 60 160
2 22 SLESINGR Michal CZE 0 1 1 27:37.6 +10.8 54 154
3 26 WINDISCH Dominik ITA 0 1 1 28:07.1 +40.3 48 148
4 70 HOFER Lukas ITA 0 0 0 28:07.2 +40.4 43 143
5 40 LESSER Erik GER 0 2 2 28:08.0 +41.2 40 140
6 44 SCHEMPP Simon GER 1 1 2 28:13.0 +46.2 38 138
7 34 SVENDSEN Emil Hegle NOR 0 1 1 28:15.2 +48.4 36 136
8 23 FOURCADE Martin FRA 0 3 3 28:18.1 +51.3 34 134
9 35 WEGER Benjamin SUI 0 0 0 28:18.6 +51.8 32 132
10 43 ILIEV Vladimir BUL 0 2 2 28:25.2 +58.4 31 131

It was funny seeing the Austrian press jerking all over Eberhard's victory. But as I usually say: At least it wasn't Fucktard.

btw the schedule for this weekend includes as usual a Pursuit tomorrow as well as the second Mass Start of this season.

Dear Norgebro, just in case you're wondering why there wasn't a thread during the last Mass Start: I simply didn't make it in time.

>tfw no tiril

15 minutes to start

meh. tiril and norgirls haven't impressed lately

any ameribros here

just finished watching /comfy/ tour de ski

congratulations on your win we like jessie very much!

>no tiril
>no synnove
>no darya
>no darya
>no denise
>no aita

but good news is

>tfw no hampster

trump is truly one of the greats

Can't wait for Norway to suck. We'll claim Domracheva as our own now that she got vikinged by the GOAT himself

We fucking love Diggins

And I want to make love to Diggins ;)

>no darya
what? i thought her comeback was today

>3 HINZ Vanessa GER
always wanted but always forgot to say: She is very qt

B J O E R N E D
>We fucking love Diggins
yea and also stina >hnnnng
why are all the foreigners so much hotter than our women? (at least they better than binland, lol) rooting for stina and jessie big leauge in tds

Good dog! You're right. My mistake. Darya is back fresh with pregnancy doping and Bjoerndalen's magic juice.

>tfw wanna put my Weng in Heidi

I am too lazy but there is new pic with feet in her inst of FB
also she have one of the slimmest body in WC and there is sexy pics of her in tight pijam(training sportswear actually, 1st layer)

rus waifu starting

Not feet, more legs. I don't look at theirfacebook pages. Never understood how this works.

>Indiana Jones

...ok.

Comeback when?

;_;

Don't like her tßh

Does Norway uses the same see through suits? I asked that a few times but never got a satisfying answer.

Puskarcikova going!

What do you think of Miri?

supercute

my 2 fav girls: lth and hinz
(and lth is more fav, probably because I like her since 2014 and noticed hinz only in 2015)

also lth have something in her face.... is this type of girls common in Austria? I mean her looks.

she is very cute overally, would wife.

>Don't like her tßh
warum

I don't like miri, if you are asking.

I know that she is cute, she is objectively beautiful, but... just not my type, probably.

I like hinz and lth more. don't know why

Speaking of Puskarcikova. I once posted a pic of Solemdal changing. Later I saw Eva in the same picture in the background having her first lesbian vibe

>she wants the Synnove

Yeah, I love Stina as well. She's cute
Disagree with you about winland tho. Parmakoski has a fat ass and a nice face

Gössner is great, too bad she sucks now

Damn, Synnove's arms are Ustuygov-tier. Steel hard as well, probably.

Hinz styling is common amoung german trash. Don't say that she's one of them. It's just a big turn off.

Zhuravok with a beautiful Paerson slide.

Eva has to take an extra lap.

Hildebrand is so ugly geez laweez

Literally a man

>Hinz styling
What are you talking about? Haistyle? General look?

are lth lookalikes common in Austria/Germany? I dream about her every week for last 6 months :(

>Don't like her tßh
not a huge fan either
>Does Norway uses the same see through suits?
regrettably, no
>What do you think of Miri?
big fan, hope she makes a comeback

regrettably no

Soukalova is objectively attractive, but she never did anything for me tbqh

ffs Marte

Can't tell exactly what it is. It a combination of make up, hair style, dressing style and behaviour. She looks overall cheap to me.

>are lth lookalikes common in Austria/Germany

Probably in southern germany or Austria. People have really regional looks.

>Does Norway uses the same see through suits?
regrettably, no

Why did they do this to us?

MDH through.

Selina two misses.

Let's see Kaisa now.

stina is /best girl/
interesting about parmakoski, im rooting for her in tds too

why are langrenn americans so cute but such a disaster in biathlon?

biathlon when?

Kaisa through the first shooting.

Maren Hammercutie hits all targets.

K A I S A

Same for germany. Don't know how it is in ski-cross but the biathlon girls are much uglier than german athletes in other sports.

How do you go from this

To pic related?

>biathlon when?
langrenn is more prestige in scandinavia so she will keep focusing

Not her day

reeeee

>of make up
she almost never uses it, doesn't she? and its nice, i don't like much make up

>hair style
90% of girls have the same, what are you talking
(btw LTH does braid hairstyle with her beaitiful blonde hair for races AND NEVER outside of races. Sad! also I like LTH's hair flocks in front of her ears, super-qt)

>behaviour.
She just looks kind and modest, what's wrong? (sadly I can not into german language)

>She looks overall cheap to me.
Who doesn't look cheap for you? They're not Hollywood stars to look high maintaince lux escort.

Not her's either

>the city of kaisa

Tell me about Habert, why is her face so red?

she is soooooooo cute, I just can't!

btw she ALWAYS smiles and also she always so natural in everythings she does

did you even noticed how she bleached her hair only this summer? she did this because she became little star, and previously her teeth(2014, 2015) were a bit yellowish(not dirty, just natural). Cute!

Let me putot this way. Is there in Russia a certain type of style common among girls from poor and broken families who try to cover it up?

Well, this how they look in Germany. German chav if you want to call it like that.

She knows we're watching.

Braisaz too.

probably just special skin
1. blood tubes are lose to the surface of skin
2. she have tendency to freckles so she have dots on face

>bleached her teeth
FIX

Well this is just depressing

>Is there in Russia a certain type of style common among girls from poor and broken families who try to cover it up?
no

>German chav
post more examples pls

also I discovered few cuties on Jnior WChamp in 2016(11 months ago) and the only I remember is Chloe Chevalier. She is way qter than Braisaz you keep on postin

Kaisa could have won! REEEEEEEEEEE!

TFW based Jessie. My wife skied D1 in college and got me into XC skiing when we met. I ran track and XC so I can keep up okay, however technique is so critical that I can barely do so. I've slowly gotten her into shooting. She doesn't like guns on general principle but I'm slowly showing her that guns are just fine in responsible hands. Feels good man.

Anyways, cheers everyone!

Gabi ez

What's up with Dahlmeier?

Not good example but something like that.

>skied D1
what does it mean?

she completely doesn't look like Vanessa(beautiful name btw). Hinz is shy and modest.

Cheers

Do they like Koukalova in the Czech Republik?

>What's up with Dahlmeier?
You mean besides her being full of shit? She skips Sprint and Pursuitand will be bqck on Sunday.

>Freed from Desire

After darts now here too.

How the fuck can you be named Chardine Sloof in Sweden lmao

She's dutch-"""swedish""".

based jessica

>7 misses and the stamina of a 50 year old chain smoker

>the city of Gaim

The german commentator even called Chardine Sloof a "Niederländerin".

He also mentioned that the Horchler-sisters usually "share a room".

Post more Jessi

jessie is the thicckest imo

>no misses but finishes at 48th place
>norway's best and brightest

not even on the map

Thickest snowfus are in ski alpine methinks

Nadine=butch
Karolin= femme

i'm glad of the diversity in biathlon. langrenn has been boring (but getting better lately)

that or bobsleigh
some thick ones in speedskating too

>speedskating

Forgot about that. Of couse, thighs of steel.

:3

...

I remember Anja Paerson being almost TOO thicc

>Kaisa and MDH in the press conference

Should be fun.

More like this.

I love you Jessie, but this looked awful

In the US, college/university students can participate in organized sports, which are overseen by an organization called the NCAA, which is shorthand for Nation Collegiate Athletics Association. The NCAA categorizes colleges and universities into three groups, Division 1 (D1) Division 2 and Division 3. These groupings are based mostly on size and how competitive a school can be at a given sport (but more on size). Regulations forbid D2 and D3 schools from giving out scholarships for athletics. D1 schools can give out scholarships, and generally have better funding and (sometimes) produce revenue. Generally the D1 schools are big, but some schools that are competitive but small may be D1 (Harvard and Stanford, for example, have under 10000 undergraduates but are both D1).

So, generally, if an American refers to someone being a D1 ______ it means they received a partial or full scholarship to compete in that sport. Or, at the very least, they are good enough at their sport to be competing against those who ARE getting scholarships.

I love your flag. All of my Swix gear is in the Norwegian color scheme.

>Do they like Koukalova in the Czech Republik?

ofc... we are a nation of bandwagoners

Late, but here are the results of today's Sprint.

Closing with random picture of the winner. Hope to see you tomorrow at 14.40 o'clock to see Kaisa's first win of this season in the pursuit. Hopefully we get at least one of the two Pekka's to witness this.

1 Koukalova 0
2 Kaisa 2
3 MDH 1
4 Chavelier 0
5 Hammerschmidt 0
6 Wierer 0
7 Pidhrushna 0
8 Gwizdon 0
9 Ayymonier
10 Sloof
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26 Gössner 3
32 Gasparin 3
37 Domilfcheva 2
39 Braisaz 3 (what a job!)
40 Laukkanen 3
42 Puskarcikova 2

>not qualified for the Pursuit
62 Lt. Hauser 3
76 Charvatova 6
89 Gaim 7

I think every nation is to some point. But in Germany for example you can hear how cringy forced it sounds when they are bandwagoning Dahlmeier.

yeah, almost. But Anja was still on the hot site of thickness.

>tfw you never will lay on Paerson and go downhill as it was a comfy soft sledge

Alright, let's just see if the thread doesn't get raeped by american """sport""" over night.

who /teamwierer/ here

hinz?

34 Hinz 1 with almost 2 minutes to catch up

Don't like her tßh. And she's tiny.

are you saying you wouldnt get a boner if she gave you these eyes?

i like tiny girls also tbbh

She chill and everything but I fucking hate her for taking biathlon as a joke.

Tiny girls always bitch around when bigger girls are around. Dunno why.

...

>hnnng
do you have similar pic related of Puskarcikova?

>39 Braisaz 3 (what a job!)
reeeee braisaz needs to get her shooting together for the rest of the weekend. still skiing fast

Nah, sorry. Only Jitka Landova

And Veronika Vitkova