>2017
>can't afford a rolex
explain yourself
pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch
2017
Adrian Long
Hudson Ortiz
cool, don't care
anyways guys, as i was saying - thirteen year olds are doing QUANTUM PHYSIC LECTURES! crazy, right?
Noah Thompson
every damn day with this. . .
Chase Price
why does your hand look like it belongs to a mii
Luke Brooks
you look overweight
Cameron Stewart
Watches are pointless nowadays. They're just expensive jewelry
Levi Morgan
>Almost got laid
Sorry bro i think im good, also your hand looks like a boxing glove
Chase Lee
Key word Almost
And you have your hand if a fist cause sausage fingers.
Isaiah Turner
Why would you put a watch on a ham?
Jace Baker
A Rolex isn't going to get your disgusting obese ass laid. Lose the fedora too faggot
Brandon Watson
LOL OP
Good joke thread. Nice fat figure.
Kayden Butler
Fake
Nicholas Baker
>2017
>Can't afford a gym membership
explain yourself
Matthew Davis
>2017
>wearing a watch
Carson Nguyen
I got laid twice last night and I havent wore a watch since I was 8.
David Martin
I had to do a class on quantum physics for my nuclear engineering minor. It's not an impossible concept to grasp.
Eli Richardson
Hamfist, can I ask if you chose that particular model because it distracts the casual looker from noticing that YOU HAVE A FUCKING HAM FOR A HAND. A FUCKING HAM. JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT FUCK YOU HAND IS A FUCKING HAM.
Elijah Perez
Did getting one that would fit over your hamfist cost extra?
Wyatt Miller
Kek
Julian Evans
is that you ?
Evan Powell
Shut up with this bullshit again
Julian Young
Where's the pic where you take off the watch? Sorry, newfags. Spoiler.
Jackson Thompson
Emphasis on almost
William Mitchell
>be you
>bologna tugboat
nice watch tho
Angel Myers
/thread
Juan Hughes
>almost got laid
What happened? Did you sperg out and go full autist? Or did they stop looking at just your wrist and wretch?
Parker Wilson
I could but, I would buy something else.
Ryan White
>almost
Cooper Nelson
Watch is fake. And you look like a lardass. No wonder you can't get laid.
Nathaniel Campbell
ah! ah ! You're so fat you need an analog watch !
Isaiah Sanchez
pic related
Angel Perez
Like?
Isaac Smith
2017 not having a gold rolex hahahaha poor fag. All my friends including myself have gold rolexs, work in oil and gas. Rolex has gotten me laid by gold diggers before when you "play it down" which is the exact opposite to what you are doing my honey glazed pork ham friend
Gavin Murphy
Dude, this faggot is talking some shit about you!
Angel Thompson
^
Ian Lopez
Step up, bitch
Michael Powell
Idk, down payment for a car... There are much better thing to buy than some stupid watch.
John Watson
haha
Dylan Hughes
>2017
>Rolex
Anything but a Breitling is disgusting
Lincoln Cruz
holy fuck that thing fit on a boxing glove
Levi Martinez
What are you on I have 4 of those 2 Omegas and a Breitling.
Caleb Cook
sell the watch and hire a personal trainer you fat fuck
David Sullivan
dude... where are your knuckles
Mason Mitchell
No one cares, faggot
Brayden Edwards
>Not pulling out your phone to check the time like a loser
OP is a fatass tho, who >nearly< got laid with a generic, ugly Rolex.
Isaiah Gonzalez
It's fake I have one too faggot.
Found it cleaning out some pedos house that went to jail.
Jace Adams
Confirmed fake.
sub text is incorrect, should read;
SUBMARINER
1000ft = 300m
Superlative Chronometer
Officially Certified
Like pic related.
Yours doesn't have that. Your is fake.
>also Swiss & Made are too far apart.
TL;DR
OPs a fucking poorfaggot
Carter Brooks
correct, but yours is arguably better quality than OPs Canal Street fake.