Ask an Italian if he'd like three eggs or four in his breakfast scramble

>ask an Italian if he'd like three eggs or four in his breakfast scramble
>he starts CRYING

>eggs as breakfast
Barbarian tier.

This is why Americans die at 50 on average

You don't have eggs for breakfast? lmao whatvare you? a faggot?

No but seriously how can you eat so much so early in the morning. My stomach literally can't take it.

Gives you the energy to work hard to lunch breh

>spainards
>work

there's your problem

Who the fuck doesn't like eggs for breakfast?
>quick as fuck to make
>quick as fuck to eat
>plenty of brotein and fats
>cheap
>literally everyone can make them

Italians mostly eat sweet breakfast

Faggots who don't actually start work until after noon

> eating protein in the morning
Shiggy

we always say "British cuisine is shit except for breakfast" so kys

>eating chicken period

Hahahaha

British breakfast is the shittiest part of their shitty cuisine though

I really wish I were able to have a germanic breakfast, but I'm always tired in the morning and eating more than a croissant makes me puke

I wish but my latin bitchboi stomach is not strong like your virile barbarian bellies. This is also why I'm a useless lazy faggot and always tired during the day.

And Shitaly is the shittiest country in the world.
You cannot bash britain, pastanigger. You can't

stop it

argentina and italy are forever bros, and your shitposting can't do anything about it

Just noticed that the spanish breakfast starts at lunch.

Waking up late=straight to lunch

I always make 6 eggs scrambled in the morning before the gym. GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG, RIGHT Sup Forums?

t. Juan Romano