You now remember Marco Reus

You now remember Marco Reus.

Why has he stayed at Dortumund for so long?

He's an autist, who doesn't want to move to a new city.

No, I don't.

Because he gets injured always right before the transfer period....

He's a great player and all, but why does he look like a female-to-male transgender?

"Injured"

Because he is an autist, who doesn't want to move to a new city.

>this glassman is dirtmund's best player

lmao

Dortmund is the only top club that will let him play despite his inconsistencies and glass legs

>you now remember krauts and Dirtmund echte liebe bandwagoners claiming that Reus is world class and better than Lewandowski

no one ever claimed that

big money move to csl when

Reus is world class and easily top 5 of German players if he's fit

Okay. Rank your top 5 German players.

Hard mode: can only pick attacking midfielders.

of course i remember marco, he's my big brother

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Of course they did. Until his succesfull move to Bayern Lewandowski's class was always widely questioned.
>He'll never move to a big european club
>He will never get any playing time in BVB
>He will soon get exposed in Bundesliga
>He is just Goetze/Reus/Kagawa baby
>After Kagawa moves to United Lewandowski will become invisible
>He might score in Bundes but he will be exposed after first game against big club in CM
>His 4 goals against Madrid were just luck, I swear guys
>He is just Klopp's baby, no big club will ever buy him
>He'll never leave the bench at Bayern
There is just something about this guy that makes people doubt him. Kind of surprising, considering how consistent and level-headed he seems to be.

Top to bottom:

Kroos
Neuer
Reus
Özil
Kimmich

attacking midfielders

Reus
Özil
Götze
Draxler
Meyer

wider circle are Sane, Brandt, Kruse, Stindl, Malli

the first player to ever grace the cover of fifa out of pity

forgot Müllel, add him between Özil and Götze, Meyer drops out then

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