What is your opinion on Fleshlights?

What is your opinion on Fleshlights?

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why do you care?

go find a friend.

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they're fun the first few times, but take a very long time cleaning which results in gross mold inside and having to throw it out in a month.

Just use your hand and save the 50+ bucks

They're less disposable than women. 2/10, would never recommend unless I hate the guy.

Pathetic.
Male sex toys were given to us at birth.
Just have a fucking wank or stop being a crippled autist and actually get laid.

Tenga eggs are much better and easier to clean

What's wrong with having toys

Have a Tenga Flip Zero, shit's fucking godly.

It's only ok for women to not need a man, not the other way around... no wait, that's bullshit.
I've thought about buying one, never have though

Years ago I bought the Lisa Ann model but I used it only 3-4 times because when using it my frenulum was hurting me...so I didn't want to end up like pic related.

As of today that shit is rotting somewhere in my room, the last time I put it away was still moist and I'm scared to see how it looks today after years.

Me and the Mrs buy all types of toys to try out the eggs are by far the best and at around £7 each worth the money the more expensive ones are just a hassle to clean

The fuck is the point?
Spending money on something that's going to give you the same level of pleasure as your HANDS.
How can you NOT think that a sex doll is sad as fuck?

>same level of pleasure as your HANDS
But that's wrong

Tried this it feels good but battery dies before I get to cum

So you don't like having fun in the bedroom and trying new things

Eggs are overpriced disposable trash. Even if you wanted to reuse them you'd find a more durable fuckhole by catching a butterfly.

At $5 a wank, they're absolute shit.

So? I'm sorry, mister casanova, you probably have 100 women by your side. Some people are just lonely, what's bad about them fucking a doll, and not your wife?

find it post pics

Might have to try that wings must be soft lol

Literally kill yourself faggot

I bought a pocket pussy from Spencer's over a year ago and the cums I get are WAY better than with my hand. Was only $30 and hasn't degraded even a little bit. Only disgusting shitlords let theirs get ruined with mold.
Clean it often and protect the outside using corn starch to keep it soft.
Easily one of the best investments I've made.

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I'm a grill, is it weird I'd rather watch someone plow a Fleshlight than a real grill?

it's hot, marry me

Nope same reason I wouldn't want to see a real Dick in you I am straight and don't find dicks a turn on

They are useful to illuminate your way when it is dark

Female here. I love fleshlights. I like watching them being used solo and with a partners help. I have a couple of fleshlight fantasies

Tits or GTFO

Why

>being this fucking insecure

Sigh

I've been wanting to get one of these things for awhile now. I just don't know where to discreetly hide such a thing.

>No reply was intended

A plain box in the cupboard

bust a nut fam who cares. i tryed the whole fake vagina thing its always a gimick for me i always go back to the old hand. have fun user

>Girls
>Internet
Yeeeeah, if you could get those tits to me today, that'd be greaaaaat.

In the living room...in the open...in your apartment faggot.

To hard to clean

The fuck is that?

It spins round if you need more info you shouldn't be here lol

Wuts it called

Before anyone doubts me.

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>My frenulum was hurting me

How would a fleshlight cause that shit?

Beautiful

I mean, if other grill wants to that's cool

>white knights incoming

What a weird ass bouncy dick

Thats too bad. I just wanna see more webms tbh

Do tits even count anymore? Anybody can get em.

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Leave.

You're right. Sharpie in pooper.

Why?

Verified Attention Whore. Carry on.

Drool. So hot.

Tits or GTFO.
Sharpie in pooper also acceptable.
I don't make the rules here.

Kek. Pls. More pics guyssss.

spread it

I like 'em too. I like watching how fast it makes people cum. Mine makes me cum pretty fast. I use it in the shower so my room mates can't hear it. It makes this "squelching" noise if you use it fast.

I try not to cum so I have to stop because it feels soo good. Makes me cum really hard.

>What is your opinion on Fleshlights?

I have two views. If a guy is using it to build stamina for a woman he is already involved with - no problem. If it's used by a guy as his only sexual outlet - then he's a sad, lonely faggot. Just like OP.

make slower ones

Put it on the kitchen table and dare anyone to move it.

Pretty good I bet.

I got one of these about a year ago as a gift from my mother, it's some off brand garbage, was about 30 bucks.

There's a vagina one also, but the butt one is way tighter. These things beat hands by a mile, so I can imagine a more expensive version would be a little better.

>a gift from my mother
wut?

My mom has always been open about sex and sexuality and stuff, she was browsing groupon one day and happened upon these things, she asked me if I wanted one since she was already gonna get a few for her and my father.

She must of been fed up cleaning crusty socks

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Spread it more. I wanna see your kidneys

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> no sheets on bed
DISGUSTING

No sfw. We need the real deal, friendo.

How open is she?And how did you start to learn that she was open?

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Where you at? Country/state? Maybe someone can help with that.

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No. There's pornhub for that. I'm committed.

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fucking this, the cleanup and maintenance is ridiculous

looks like a fidget spinner for your dick

THEN GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If you're looking for some incest-y stuff you're not gonna find it.

She just understands and is accepting of how guys sexuality works.

She never yelled at me for watching porn, either.

We don't engage in any sexual things together, we honestly dont even talk about it to each other hardly ever, we just have an understanding.

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its good but i feel like im going to cum after 30secs or so fucking it

Nice trans vagina

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