Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

ask for more of dat butt. and dem tits. and those other babes.

Ask why my bedroom is outside and get a glass of milk

kill because woman

fuck the shit out of her and make her mine

Make her a bowl of eggs

>and make her mine
how you gonna do that?

ask self how bedroom is suddenly outside

>fuck the shit out of her
seems like a good start

Leave; I must be in the wrong house.

/Thread

Ask her where big bird is

if life were so simple we'd all have girlfriends all the time

Tell her to make me some steak and eggs. Also check for a cock.

you gonna post more or not OP?

Turn around and exit as I've clearly entered the wrong house

oh i suppose.

Thank God. I needed more of that booty

is it your favourite booty?

I would need a refresher of all the fine butts included in the thread first.. but maybe.

EYE LEIK 2 SMEL MAH PEENIS CHEEZ

exactly, when did i become homeless.

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More!

Avoid eye contact
Play with benis

>wat do?
I may say to myself "This is not my beautiful wife."
I may say to myself "This is not my beautiful home."
I may say to myself "This is not my beautiful life.
How did I get here??"

Ask her how long she's been waiting there, because I get off work late

are you the work user?

I am

That's a fucking bathroom?

bro

she has to eat all the eggs bro

>expected cock
>been on Sup Forums too much lately

were you pleased or disappointed?

Defecate as usual

Post more of this babe!

Umm.... more?

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at this point, I don't even fucking know.

Moreee

you want more? maybe she can help make you reliably straight again

More ass

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More!

Let's see some more of that butt

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Alright back to the front!

HAI MR ANONYPOOOOOP1!!1!11!1!!1~~~~~ WOOD YEEEW LEIK 2 SMEL MAH DICC CHEEZ?!?!?!?!?!?1111?1?1?1???1?!?!?!!?!11!1!1!1!?!?!?!?!??1?1?1????

>shit pants
>immediately ejaculate

"Oh hey what's good cutie"
>play it cool....

realize I'm in the wrong apartment and gtfo