He can count all the vowels in his ''''''language'''''' on his fingers

>he can count all the vowels in his ''''''language'''''' on his fingers

>he needs phonetic spelling to remember how words are pronounced

>he had to learn another language to post here

愚かなアメリカの愚か者尾閉じて私わ真珠の港のよにあなた尾破壊する

>tfw sometimes Y

> his """language""" doesn't have a ß ligature

this
>he doesn't know how to write a word just listening it

That SS is completely useless my dude, it changes nothing its just for lazy people.

>his """""language""""" has future tense

*leans into mic*

Wrong.

PROVE ME WRONG

no

>being betas

...

>he doesn't have useless stupid rules and silent letters in every word

>his """language""" doesn't have a shit orthography that doesn't make any sense
ha.. h-ha ! it sure sucks to be you

>mfw we have more vowels than any latin language

>he doesnt have öäå

HAHHAHAHAHA

>He doesn'y have his own language
O I'M LAFFIN'

>his language has retarded pronounciation rules

why have tsch when ou can have ç

>his """""language""""" has less than 3 future tenses

>his language is spoken by less than three million people

french orthography is actually pretty regular.

>spellings are modified based on number and gender

>his has less than 4

yeah, in a predictable way
duck-->ducks
ox-->oxen
moose-->moose

we do but unlike snow-orcs we don't need funny dots to know when to say them