I'm a Venezuelan that left that shithole

I'm a Venezuelan that left that shithole
Ask me anything.

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Why didnt you stay there? faggot

Did you kill any commies?

es verdad que les cortan la luz todos los días a las 6 de la tarde?

I went from being a 170 lbs skeleton in Auchwitz to a nice 210 lbs of pure man power

Maduro wrecked everything. Even the arepas.

why everyone is negroe in venezuela?

I was going to starve, user, i almost starved to death
I wish, i never went to any protest, though, the GNB is trigger happy killing students and stuff
Actually there are a lot of white people here, you nerds and your grandparents came to Venezuela a few years ago when our currency was worth more than the US $, hell, even Michael Jackson came to one famous venezuelan program in order to boost his fame

where do you live now?

>Actually there are a lot of white people here, you nerds and your grandparents came to Venezuela a few years ago when our currency was worth more than the US $, hell, even Michael Jackson came to one famous venezuelan program in order to boost his fame
what a bunch of lies. You're a retard.

What your opinion on the "oposición" we already know Maduro is a cuckold bastard

why capriles is destroying your country?

cuanto cuesta una botella de agua?

I make proper arepas every now and then since they sell imported Harina Pan in this country
Their cheese is utter shit, though
The Dominican Republic, this feels like a mini USA, there are a lot of things from the USa in here, like Krispy Kreme and Poptarts, i only ever saw those in Drake and Josh

>what is history
Google is click away, friendo

holy shit venezuela must really suck if you went to another shithole like the dominican republic. What do you do there? are there a lot of other venezuelans there too?

why your country cant even make harina?
are venezuelan brainlets?

Are you interested in other latin american cultures now that you're away from commietown? Also can you recommend me some good arepa recipes?

I believe there are a few white people in venezuela yes, and michael jackson might have visited, but not to "become more famous" He's always been famous he didn't need to go to a shitty country to get more famous.

The biggest lie of all is that you claim that the currency from Venezuela was worth more than the dollar- that is some extreme fucking bullshit. KEK.

what do you think of all these american idiots who go out and wave their communist flags and call everyone who disagrees with their communist agenda a racist and want to see america implementing a system like venezuela

y tu familia donde esta? cuantos años tienes? estan buenas las putas en venezuela?

why venezuelan women are so whores

what did you feel when you realize you cannot eat oil?

Seriously! Trumps Goddamn communist followers are the worst!

Where are you now?

So what's the protests about, besides starving to death. Also, why is everyone starving? All I know is they've had a socialist government that sucks at welfare so people aren't getting what they need

They are a bunch of jews ralling the people to go and protest so eventually a civil war breaks off, we go full Cuba mode and a dictatorship is fully enqcted publicly. Then Maduro cuck dies so they can go and keep milking our oil
He is a puppet for the opposition jews, but then, i've come to realize that most politics are
I work in a callcenter, i earn like twice the minimum wage working for a Western Union customer service project, however im improving my english, if you speak english really fluently, you can make like 4-6 times the minimun wage, that's about 1200$per month, which is a lot, its what big class chefs and managers earn

The government fucked up the economy ao badly that we are not producing nearly enough food nor medicine nor... well, anything really, there is no toilet paper, soap, anything you can think off really, we lack that
Not really, hispanics are mostly shit, i have always had a hard time fitting in because their culture and mind set is deplorable, i'd feel more at home in USA or Europe to be honest
Try "Reina Pepeada" or "Domino" (google tbem as arepa reina pepeada or arepa domino)
Arepas with tuna salad are goat as well
They are idealists and seem to think the world is a fairytale, corruption is a tying, so are lovbies, there are far too many things in yand in order for this social-altruistic system to work
I'd laugh my ass off if communism-socialism was implanted in the USA,everything would go to hell quite quickly
En Venezuela
20
Son top tier, y baratas
Society has been telling them they are the most beautiful women in the world, so they just slut their way into life so they get free stuff all the time
Dominican Republic

Feels bad, man
Dubai seems to be better off with all the oil they have, compared to us
But it was, ghough, for a brief moment it was

Ya nadie te para bolas op, suerte con tu nueva vida, yo deseo escapar de aqui.

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Do you happen to know Eduardo?

This is the kind of slut you gan get for 8$ in Venezuela
I paid 60$ for a 7/10 slut in The DR and she didn't even manage to get me off, REEEEEEE
:^)

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Boi don't mess wit me, Eduardo my friend, I think he ded

La cortan bastante, he pasado hasta 24 horas sin luz,
Por temporadas la cortan unas 6 horas al dia, si

why your country cannot make paper or soap or anything to feed ppl?
you are a bunch of brainlet faggots

Who are you?
My name is Eduardo indeed

Do you like pokemon

Because Chavez wanted to pull a Hitler (just with less genocide and less war becaude Chavez' strawman was the US and the private sector of the economy, the jews
But he wanted to do too much out of too little, amd being pants on head retarded didn't help his cause much, he ended up turning Venezuela into what it is right now, not even all of the oil in the world can drag this economy back up to its feet

how do you think it will end?

do you think your country could withstand something similar to fujishock in peru in the 90s? is there anybody capable of pulling that off?

> MFW when you can't pull a zimbabwe because you ran out of cash to print your own cash

zerohedge.com/news/2016-04-27/end-venezuela-runs-out-money-print-new-money

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Sorta, i used to play an Online Version of fire red with silver/gold graphics called PokeMMO
I'm unfamiliar with fujishock, but I'll read that up
If you mean magnicide, it's unlikely, we have had this regime for 19 years now and that hasn't happened yet.
A civil war seems to be what it is coming to, but having weqpons as a civilian is now illegal, so most of the population is unarmed, while the army is armed to the teeth, the goverment wastes a LOT on the military, they seem to think that the US is going to invade full on or something

Como coño posteas desde Venezuela?

Do you like the character dawn?

no fuji shock is when Alberto Fujimori took power in peru (also during a period of economic super inflation) and implemented western capitalist economic reforms
initially the remedy was worse than the illness because prices skyrocketed in some basic areas, but then after a while, everything stabilized and the economy grew at a record pace. now it's one of the better performing countries in south america.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Fujimori#Fujishock