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motherfucking bulju edition

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worst 3rd overall since Dylan Strome

BULJU DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Post your favourite puljus

What kind of guy are you Bulju?
>3 minutes per game kind of guy

what a bunch of cucks

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no canadumbs allowed

wtf I hate canadians now

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>kongs

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BUTTHURT BEYOND COMPARE

>getting scored on by the wings
>4 times

dem dick sucking lips

would you a pulju sister?

AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HOW ASSMAD CAN ONE """"""""""""""COUNTRY""""""""""" BE?

PJSalt

Holy shit dat same Pulju face.

>buttmadnadians

Which team will they chase Matthews to? Because that team will inevitably win the cup the following season

>california """""""""""""""""""""""""""""hockey teams"""""""""""""""""""""""""

>YOU BETTER TUCK THAT ARROGANCE IN
>for being glad that your country won something

how assmad can one country be

I like this picture. Thank you for posting it

>tuck that arrogance in
Twatter is cancer

these fucking buttmad assholes are most likely fairweather fans hes american and he has the right to celebrate and not be attacked on twitter but ass mad people. I fucking hate people like this, because he plays for the leafs he doesnt get to celebrate. LITERALLY RETARDED

Yes

>detroit scores in LA
>the crowd cheers
>californian hockey "fans"

tuck your fandom arrogance in faggot

>this san jose crowd is always electric
>let's go wild chants
hmmmmmm

I agree with you ass hat

You're discouraging the level of fandom that your fellow pakistanis have for the leafs now tuck in your arrogance and support your brothers in your jihad against Americans

desu the (((owners))) priced out all the native fans once the kings won the cup. season tickets are expensive as hell and only snowbirds will pay for tickets now

>tfw not a busted russian fingol

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Fucking oil cucks man

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canada is shit

>känädä

:DDDDD

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This has and always shall be my favority bulju. He's a real life DuckTales.

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what's a beat office?

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That's we're you beat the abbos and other shits that live in in winnipeg.

wait do people actually live in winnipeg unironically?

I'm gonna have sex tonight

only the ones stuck there since birth

>our sport

How much is she charging?

rude

btfo

roasted

What's his name

hockey is fucking GAY lol

>mfw 2 smart too play ice hockey

Justin Trudeau

kek good comeback.

DAYUMMM

So, even as incompetent and stupid as the NHL is, we can reasonably assume they won't keep the league at 31 teams going forward. Moving up to 32 creates a great opportunity to realign the league and to move one certain franchise to another location. Here's how I think it should be when they create a 32nd team out west and move someone else: Two conferences, four divisions, four teams per division. Top two teams in each division make the playoffs, with no preference given t division winners in terms of seeding. The divisions should be:

Eastern Conference:

>Northeast Division
Boston Bruins
Montréal Canadiens
Ottawa Senators
Québec Nordiques (re-located Carolina Hurricanes)
>New York Division
NY Rangers
NY Islanders
NJ Devils
Buffalo Sabres
>Atlantic Division
Pittsburgh Penguins
Philadelphia Flyers
Columbus Blue Jackets
Toronto Maple Leafs
>Southeast Division
Florida Panthers
Tampa Bay Lightning
Washington Capitals
Nashville Predators

Western Conference:

>Central Division
Chicago Blackhawks
Detroit Red Wings
St. Louis Blues
Minnesota Wild
>Mountain Division
Dallas Stars
Colorado Avalanche
Arizona Coyotes
Vegas Golden Knights
>Pacific Division
LA Kings
Anaheim Ducks
San Jose Sharks
Seattle Whatevers (32nd Expansion Team)
>Canadian Division
Calgary Flames
Edmonton Oilers
Vancouver Canucks
Winnipeg Jets

They should also jack up the amount of division games and cut back the amount of interconference games. Scheduling should look like this:

x10 vs division, five home, five away (30)
x8 vs one other division in conference on a rotating basis, four home, four away (24)
x4 vs other two divisions in conference, two home, two away(12)
x1 vs opposite conference, alternating home and away each season (16)

You mean the same league that has teams who have only played 36 games and others 41? Yeah they seem like they know what they're doing.

get your shit together florida

what an abhorrent post
>ny division includes buffalo and not philthy
retard

Next Canadian PM: Aidan Xe Shémalè (pronounced "shamolly")

I like the division splits, and agree with the Canes relocation
Seattle may be the next franchise, and it'd make sense

However, Bettman and Co. has a thing for sunbelt franchises - they'd prob grant Alabama a franchise or some shit first, wouldn't surprise me
Yotes and Sens could use relocations too, not rebrandings though

'Jacking up' the division games in smaller divisions would be boring, wouldn't it though? Less variety in games?
I like the current scheduling, road-trips to the other conference are interesting to follow

>cbj with a 3pt lead and -1 game ahead of pengs
>3pts and -4 games ahead of >rags

>hasbeens with a 10pt lead and +2 games ahead of ottawa
>10 pts and -2 games in front of boston

>chirape with 1 pt and -4 games ahead of minnesota
>8 points and -2 games in front of bloos

>shorks tied with ducks and -1 game played
>1 point ahead of edmemeton -1 game

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shooting at ft lauderdale airport anons

Matthews: GOAT
Laine: one-dimensional Ovechkin Lite Lite Lite Lite Lite
Dubois: hyperbust
Puljujarvi: megabust
Tkachuk: GOAT Jr.

>not drafting an American

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why is canada and finland so shit?

>muh guns

Limit playoff spots to only the top team in each division, and then the other four top teams in each conference, no matter which division they are in.

Also, Nashville is in a time zone that is one hour further west than Detroit.

I like the idea of creating a containment division for Canadian teams, but it won't happen.

Look at that fucking Mountain Division. You really think we want (under your proposal) at least one of Colorado, Arizona, or Las Vegas making the playoffs every year, no matter how bad they are?

wonder who it could be?

impossible airports are gun free zones

As it relates to division games, i think it would be better the way I said it. It would create more of a novelty in seeing an out of conference opponent, and could encourage more rivalries in divisions with newer teams like the Mountian. In addition, one of the things that irritated me about the new alignment a few years ago was, how I saw it, sacrificing rivalry games, like BOS/MTL, PHI/PIT, or EDM/CGY for the sake of more BOS/ARI, MTL/DAL, or EDM/CAR games

>Second Amendment man exercises constitutional rights at airport

I see nothing wrong here.

>Auston Matthews has never seen a canadian team win the cup

lmao, Matthews is counting down the days to free agency

hello pls pray for publix thanks

god i hate canadian fans

>@reporterchris

>Max Pacioretty: I didn't hear so many people complaining about the (world junior) shootout when Price and Toews won.

Pacioretty traded when?

based

It's twitter you fucking idiot. That website is worse than Sup Forums due to idiots like that. They're also people dumb enough to put their real name.

CANANIGGERS BLLLLLLEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT

you're an idiot

>the country of silver
your not allowed to post here anymore

What did I say that was wrong?

>tfw your favorite band are not only canadian, but also laffs fans

I said you were an idiot what does that have to do with you being wrong

>being right makes you an idiot
Am I in some alternate universe bro? Are you Bill and I'm Ted?

>getting this buttblasted over some emojis

what a time to be alive

idiot

idiot

hosers blown the fuck out

do you think pulju is a virgin

no

matt irwin is elite

>le funny face Finland man XDDD PIZZA POOLPARTY :DDDD
I don't what's cringier, that or le chubby goofy hot dog man