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The Ordinary Boys edition

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dead general
broken britain

wish we still had conscription in this country

Wore my £350 Ted Baker jacket today but everyone was looking at me weird. This is coming from people walki around in shit stained trackies and baggy clothes for £2 from Primark.
Shit sucks having taste in a pathetic working class town.

anime

can't stop fucking eating biscuits and that

Had a wank to this last night before bed

*calls direct line to janny*

Shut it down

poof

maybe it doesnt suit you

>Ted Baker
>£350

>ted baker
>2017

Getting a bit nervous regarding trump/russia/north korea

'ce

What speed you lads watch your movies at?
Fan of the ol' 1.45x

Only people in London and Manchester are allowed to dress up otherwise you look out of place

>£350 for a single item of clothing
Runt Radar™ is going ballistic

don't be

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I would very much like to stop being a virgin soon

The gf (male)

>being poor
>buying poor quality high street clothing at falls apart after 5 months

is anxiety a real mental disorder? Seems like bollocks to me but I'm a nervous little shit so I'd be able to victim-complex with it

choon

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>Yanks in charge of handling the banter

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inspired post

dismal post

anxiety for me is 90% a physical feeling

you'll like this one

Love is only a feeling

(Drifting away)

Might move to Telford

>get haircut
>2 outcomes
>looks like shit and makes you insecure until it grows back
>looks amazing and fresh as fuck

NO MIDDLE GROUND!

ok but this is what i don't get - literally every nervous spacker gets this afaik, same with most cases of depression, autism and ADHD it seems to me. Now idc about my mental health because I don't think it would help, but can I capitalise on being a mong?

fantastic idea

bought a cheap jacket 5 years ago and it still looks fine outwardly. not sure if i could ever justify spending 7x the price on a brand

is this a weeb movie?

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I spend £35 on my haircuts and I never have to worry about it being shit

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everything's a mental disorder

and if it's shit it lasts for ages and if it's good give it a few weeks at most

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Spending ridiculous amounts of money on clothes is exactly what poor people do

*milks you*

shrieking

That's a thinker...

>I'm floating towards the sun
>the sun of nooooootttthhhhhiinnnnnngggggggg

Used to get shit cuts all the time from some gay guy. He started off alright but after a while got really bad.

I then found someone else and I'm always happy with it and it only costs 7 quid! For that price and can afford to get it touched up every week or two.

>BBC reporting trumps stance on Russia is too strong

Ah yes because Obama was so nice to Russia and gave them the benefit of the doubt

nice

me in the envy

I vomit every time I'm introduced to a new situation

theladbible eh? yes i remember that sickening misogynistic slimesite, the inevitable conclusion of the lithographic saga of the lad's mag, and its snide and quite unimpressive japes

No, poor people spend their wages buying PS4s and 50" TV on an Argos card

greed here

need help filling up the ol' bradley walsh folder lads , only 6 images in it at the moment

No that's Deanos

>theladbible eh? yes i remember that sickening misogynistic slimesite, the inevitable conclusion of the lithographic saga of the lad's mag, and its snide and quite unimpressive japes

I remember you

You know the difference between a shit haircut and a good haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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Who are the nuttiest people at your workplace?

Here are mine:

>Early/late twenties odd year old woman who walks around with a Rainbowdash stuffed toy sometimes, has a major lazy eye and is pretty rude
>Morbidly obese woman that looks like a blob with arms and legs, also has no neck and chin, cheeks almost covering her face, smells like shit
>Morbidly obese man who matches the same description above except he doesn't smell, is highly sarcastic and rude
>Indian bloke with a perfect square head and haircut, has two cross eyes and has shouted a web address phonetically at end users, has two rows of front teeth
>40-50 year old with a grey topnot, he's balding at the top, very passive aggressive

We're all lanyard wearing serfs.

What?

am a massive bender

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mades me thangk

don't have a job

Me in the radical slothsnter

who else /energeticsloth/ here

What?

>slothsnter
Foy

is this loss?

seems like a bit of a misogynistic comic

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

what's up with that

It's a joke, you mongoloid.

The setup is "Do you even know the difference between a good haircut and a bad one?" and naturally people start thinking about shit like bad blends or bald spots or other such bad haircut techniques, but the punchline is actually the TIME difference between a bad haircut and a good one.

ie. if you get a bad haircut, you wait 3 weeks and get it cut again to be a good haircut.

YOU FUCKING DUNCE

saw a girls knickers when she bent over today. definitely going to wank about it tonight lads.

poo
(poo poo)
bums
(bum bums)

Don't badmouth my coworkers as I'm not a literal woman

>trump attacks syria
>media suddenly loves him

REALLY makes you think...

love it when my sister gives me a hug
that warm squishy body
mmm
almost gives me a semi

The past tense of "put" is pought.

Pics x

feel like i should care, but nevertheless i do not

>fish
>not squid
a bit different

>Trump does what (((they))) say
>(((they))) start supporting him
this is truly SHOCKING

Just sent out my wedding invites lads

yeah mate check out my fade *slides hand down back of head* corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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willy

>The Ordinary Boys edition
youtube.com/watch?v=PGxv_n40Hzk

Haven't gotten mine mate? What's up with that?

STATE OF THE BRITISH DEANOS ON HOLIDAY

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who?

*jiggles your moobs*

Good album. Only criticism is some of the lyrics and that I wish his low vox were lower

BOYS WILL BE BOYS

That's not a Deano

looks deanoish to me

>when she say oat instead of owt