>2017
>can't afford a rolex
explain yourself
pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch
>2017
>can't afford a rolex
explain yourself
pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch
Nope. Dont wanna be a fat fuck.
/thread
Look at his paws.
I split my time between downhill mtb'ing and photography. Both activities could potentially damage an expensive watch. Besides I have the watch my brother inlaw (RIP) gave me off a dead guy during one of his tours
>almoat got laid
What stopped it? The game watch, the shitty copypasta, or the fact that you're a 500lb hambeast that doesn't know where to find his cock.
HAHAHAHAHAHA SPOTTED THE JELLY FAGS
MAYBE IF YOU SAVE SOME OF YOUR MCDONALDS SALARY YOU CAN AFFORD A ROLEX IN 10 YEARS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
what the fucking meatknuckle?
It looks like it ms cutting off the circulation which means it's fake
Somebody cut off your fingers, where ur knuckles?
Fake and gay. Like this thread.
Motherfucker your hands look right fucked.
Nice bread meme
at least i have fingers
>being this ironic
kill yourself you fat fuck
better to work at mcdonalds than to be a fat fuck who only eats at mcdonalds
Why tf would I work at McDonald's when I can just mine ethereum
do you know every mcdonalds employee by now?
Kek
>when a watchfag sees someone check the time on their phone and realizes they wasted thousands of dollars
Gurble gurble guaranteed replies!
>i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch
almost and who the fuck knows how long you have been wearing that shit watch... what happened didnt have enough money left over from that overeating to buy a patek philippe watch?
you are still fat
Again!?
Get your baiting bitch ass outta here fatty. No one gives a shit about a Rolex. Watches have been obsolete for over a decade now. Fuck off.
Alright OP I'm sick of you posting this autistic low tier bait thread.
>Pics with timestamps or it didn't happen.
You're probably a fat fuck irl anyway.
By the powers invested in me this is now a fucking spider man thread.
"almost" enough said
"almost"
this is one of my new favorite copypasta threads.
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>not wearing this
are you a fag?
>Planet Ham of Neckbeard Galaxy
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>almost got laid 2 times
also, oh, it's this thread again
>i almost got laid 2 times
I almost won the Lottery 3 times
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I can tell that's fake
Is that your wrist or a ham from the supermarket?
don't try to run away from the thread you autistic fatty you might get a heart attack trying to overexert your fat blob of a body
Oh lawd kek
samefag. yes OP is a troll but these just aren't kek worthy.
>almost got laid 2 times
>almost got laid
>almost
You pathetic, fat-fuck.
get a discount with all the food fatty?
buy 500 pounds of groceries, get a fee rolex
hey sweetie, check out my tumblr and drop me a line, i've got this fitbit and i would like a work out pal ;)
That watch is on a sculpted canned ham
The fact that you're on Sup Forums debunks everything you are saying
sorry fag i saw this pic already
obvious bait
>almost got laid
you wizard yet you virgin faggot?
Your arm sure is wrapped around jelly!
When your arm makes it clear you're this much of a walking fatty patty, there isn't a watch in the world that can get you a piece of ass.
Key word here is almost, faggot. I get laid all the time because I'm not a fucking shallow pig who thinks a Rolex will get me laid. I actually have a trust fund worth about 6 mil and never once told any of my girlfriends about it. I didn't even tell my wife until after we were married and dated for 2 years cause I didn't want to marry a materialistic cunt. I got laid all the time because I'm confident, funny, and know how to treat a woman. Fucking puke.
So this is what you're gonna do with your time? Re-post this shit thread a million times? Your mom should've swallowed you, useless cunt.
This is just as cringy as op, tbh.
being so dumb you don't recognize obvious bait. OP took a picture of an obvious idiot and you still manage to rank below him.
Never liked Rolex's. Never found them attractive. If you're gonna spend a stupid amount of money on a watch buy one that looks good fuck.
That's a fat ass fucking arm and hand
Kek'd
OP offed himself
Why the fuck would I spend thousands of dollars on a watch that doesn't even look good?
How's it feel being a tool?
Them fingers tho.
How you gonna buy fifty gtx1080s if you don't work at McDonald's?
0xc75506d4de4c4993314a64a234640c33dd9d8450
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This thread again. Time to poop.
This guy is really helping me regulate my bowel movements
Cartman looking ass
when you can afford a rolex submariner but you can't afford diet
>Has a hand and arm that fat....
Oh wait hes on Sup Forums
> almost got laid but then the girls realized I was 400+ pounds and they were too weak to move the fat blocking my micropenis
LLMAOO TRIPS OF TRUTH
This isn't even him reverse image search the image faggots
See this thread too often, not even bait anymore at this point
#1 fat motherfucker
#2 "almsot". start getting laid based on game and how you look you fat fag
Fake rolex fake thread just bait I think I'll stick to looking at my Armin Strom 3000 (not a fan of rolex)
Are you so fat that any hair on your arm or hand has fallen out?
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