Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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"Real Emo" only consists of the DC Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known as "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness).
Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music.
Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta.
Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral
EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE
NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

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Still here


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Ah cool. Its just not used to having food in it Kanna. Yeah I did 4k damage so I did more than satisfactory

Wonder if I said something that scared Mash away...

Still here

I think Mash is back to posting Ruby

Tomo
why dont you spend any time with your siblings?

Kanna
i wanna play overwatch but internet is being a shit

>"Real Emo" only consists of the DC Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known as "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness).
Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music.
Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta.
Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral
EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE
NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

same

IS THERE

youtu.be/PeYUTbU_iTw

Because I dont like soccer or fidget spinners.
Hello again cutie

youtube.com/watch?v=dvROjKJQ7dk

they dont play any vidya?

hi

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Hey there, I took a pretty long nap earlier, you been ok
Please drink the album title xd
Hey's that's a pretty good song
Mai chan

They do Wwe and fifa only. Nice glasses again
How are you today?

Why are you so mean :(

tired, but yeah i'm okay.

Hi.

i was good earlier but i'm super tired for no reason now

Agiri chan -_-

as the oldest its your responsibility to teach them that everything they like is shit

Not Rubbu Mash, Shielder Mash.

What's up?

hello

Not much, trying to fend off demons at the monment

Hey Ayase

Did you do anything with your friend for her birthday?
idk :(

I'm bored, give me a song to listen to
goshiki-kun -_-

Don't want underwear, but i could use a new four inch buttplug for my hole as that's the only thing that'll keep it closed... Shit just falls out otherwise and my current plug just falls out. Been spending the last week cleaning up any shit that's fallen out of my ass because of it. it's always wide open.

Maybe you should rest
I tried but they dont care so neither do i

Heresy is confusing

No you need clothes...

Glad I can count on certain people to not heresy.

same thing for me

well fuck them then, soccer is for fags

hiyase
no, she lives super far away and she was doing stuff all day so i'm still alone ;;
maybe, I hate sleeping because i can't stay asleep

agreed. You have solid taste as normal.
Me neither so maybe just relax and sit down

I'd hate to burst your bubble, but Ran isn't even my waifu, I just post her because I have a lot of images

youtube.com/watch?v=IwFvKQGg4aY

So... Metallia then?

I guess, but i still need a bigger plug to keep shit from falling out... *looks down, sees shit on bed.* there's one... didn't even know it came out. i'll clean it up.

You should probably see a doctor

I'm shocked you remember that

RAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH

I wanna die

>Ran isn't even my waifu, I just post her because I have a lot of images

Kill yourself fucking avatarfag.

Nigga please. My memory is pretty damn good for random nuggets of information.

Matsumoto Maya

did you ever get anything to eat or still just sitting there hungry?

youtube.com/watch?v=T_mu2Zj3Pow

i am relaxed and sitting tho
please don't hit me

That was a hard fight.

Category: Education
I'm glad I'm not the only one who dislikes it
Aww ;-;

There's still something you can do later, if you want
I'll listen to this after mugi's song

gracias

>Implying waifu isn't avatarfagging
And I can't be a closet furry if I stop posting Ran-sama, she's like a second waifu

Yeah, I can tend to remember things that aren't too useful

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, after all

Still sitting
Oh. Well close your eyes and just relax more

>I'll listen to this after mugi's song
It's like 15 minutes, maybe you should listen to the other song first tbh

>Matsumoto Maya
I also love to put my fist in my ass and then lick it clean...

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Most people arent allergic to gluten, they just feel bloated because it tricks the body into feeling less full than it us, and so people dont want that.

want a donut?

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Post facepics

fine... i put some clothes on. i also put my plug back in.

ok
Well I'm already half way in so might as well keep going tbh

I'm a 23 year old Bi Male and inuyasha is my husbando.

we could, i'm kind of tired but we'll see

if i close my eyes i can't post!

I can't help loving a character

And yet people will still ask you for gluten free stuff

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Nah I want something more filling
Are you sure you dont want to see the doc?
Its fine cutie its meant to help you rest

Oh
It's my favorite song on the album

No way... i love my asshole like this, i wouldn't change it for the world.

well anything in the house you can cook? or do you have any money to go get something?

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I'm sure. I have been working on getting this big for many years, now it's a permanent gape and i am happy. wanna know something you may think is gross?

I probably don't want to know

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>735023009
Well I guess you should let it relax to normal size then make it big again?
Nah I dont want to get yelled at so I will wait till around 9 or 10 when people sleep
Geez... Maybe

It's no problem; don't worry about it too much

sleep is more important

(You)

Also, I don't need a doctor as I just get a bigger plug that wont fall out for a few months. .

why would you get yelled at, are you not allowed to make your own food?

It won't go back to normal size, the plugs been out for a week, this is permanent. I am trying to go even bigger...

King Ass Ripper

Y-yeah well, you too

I store unwrapped food up there for later consumption.

Am I one of them?

That was my nickname in middle school

Well, i'm going to bed. I'll put my plug in and sign off. *a wet pasta sound is heard as the plug slides in.* Night.

sleep is inevitable
i don't need no rest

pic

Good times

They have their own chat but I don't think I have it saved. They have a lot of albums :o

Oh, cooking in oil thats infused with gluten is fine.
I havent seen evidence of heresy from you.

chart*

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There are multiple charts.

Yes, and I may be lactose intolerant, but cheese and ice cream is fine

THE NAME OF THE ABLUM IS CALLED FUCKING 7

song was pretty good
I'm gonna listen to the pink album just because I like pink t b h
Lot of albums means lots of duds uwu

The one I'm thinking about has Amplifier Worship, Akuma no Uta, and I think Pink up at the top. The text at the top says something like "Listen to the album that looks the coolest" or something.

True

>"Listen to the album that looks the coolest"

what you should always do

Im a vegan, but deep frying my chips in oil that has cooked meat is fine. Ill pay from money pulled from my genuine leather wallet.

I've never understood this strip. Why the reaction from the dude?