Creamy logs... steamy logs... dare I say, dreamy logs?

Creamy logs... steamy logs... dare I say, dreamy logs?

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Mods proved youre one person posting with a proxy.

sad really.

Guess the mods have been asleep for a few days huh

Hes got a proxy, hard to stop him. Its how he samefags so hard.

The cream....

mods confirmed its also the same person making the long hair threads and possibly the "why cant atheists define atheism" threads. His autism is maximum

>Spending 23 hours of every waking hour on Taiwanese sewing forum posting about scat
>Being this much of a pathetic loser

I mean, I know we're all pretty much losers on here, but you really take the cake.

I kinda want to meet op (or at least watch him from a safe distance). I bet he would make literally every loser cuck in the world feel like a king.

Grow up.

>Says the one posting literal shit all day.
You first, pal.

Wow. Mature, much?

Your efforts are sad

Sad really

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He probably stinks like shit since he dreams about it so much. I imagine him wallowing around his room in his own shit crusted all over himself.

Logless shills sure are out in full force today.

I imagine someone like christian chandler, yet obviously not funny.

Because we're all sick of seeing this truly unfunny forced crap you post.
If you actually posted something funny or of value, that would be different but you literally don't.

You're everything that's bad with this site. YOU'RE CANCER. You know what happens to cancer? It gets terminated by chemo (everyone else against you)

Ok OP

so here is the background on this so-called 'meme'
==================
It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day long.
He's been on Sup Forums for a bit now, so he's not exactly a newfag, but he's not an oldfag either.
He fell in love with this guy Dahvie from some no-name band,
but since he's in his 40s, he can't go to his concerts without looking like a dirty old man,
so he dreams.
He grew obsessed with this musician, but it wasn't till the musician changed his name that,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks this guy talks to him telepathically.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain vanilla gay sex (sitting on a fat dick),
but then his fantasy metastasized into smelling his dick,
then licking his ass,
and finally, it deranged into eating his shit.
He shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those small-dicked guys: he gets off on humiliation.
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He was posting nonstop for 12 hours a day, eventually losing his job.
But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads.
He believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his 'meme'
Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'
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But make no mistake, this guy is MENTALLY ILL,
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the crazy person would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with this HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE:
You can point out his mental illness, but it won't dissuade him.
He will keep doing it till he either gets hauled off to the funny farm,
Or he kills himself.
Kinda sad, really.
Just wave at the crazy man and move on...

i think ur a funny meme. plz keep posting for me! desu

>Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
>Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'

Wrong, literally no one but OP has ever posted this. Thats how sad he is

Let Andy explain this forced 'log'=====
It's the same CREAMY LOG of shit slidding it all day long.
He's been on Sixxchan for a bit now, so he's not exactly a newlog, but he's not an oldlog either.
He fell in log with this shit Andy from some cream-log band,
but since he's logged his 40s, he can't go to Andy's Sixxhole without looking like a dirty old log,
so he creams.
He grew obsessed with this log of shit, but it wasn't til the creamdream changed his pants that,
he logged it completely. Like a log shitter, he thinks this guy talks to him through his BM's.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain vanilla creamlogs (shitting in a fat throat),
but then his shits metastasized into smelling his logs,
then licking his logs,
and finally, shit deranged into eating his shit.
He logged his dreamy fantasy online and reveled in the LOG OF SHIT FROM ANDY.
He's like those small-throat guys: he gets off on creamy dreamlogs.
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He was logging nonstop for Sixx hours a day, eventually slidding his log.
But Log doesn't see the cream, Log sees this as MORE CREAM FROM ANDY.
Now he spends Sixx hours a day shitting and opening multiple throats.
Andy believes he can create an army of like-minded loggers to help perpetuate his 'log of shit'
Happily, there are a few newlogs who've actually creamed for his 'steam'
Some are LOGGOPHLIES like him, others are sixx-year-olds who think this is a new creamy 'dream'
...
But log no Shitstake, this guy is CREAMILY LOGGED,
and everything Andy can shit will salivate him.
It's like if you tried to log a SixxSlidder that his throat is fantasy,
and even if you had dumps, turds,
and all kinds of poop, the log person would look at ANDY,
and beg ANDY for his warm log of shit.
So with this LOGLOVING COPROPHILE:
Andy can log out his fucking throat, but it will motivate it.
Andy will keep pooping it til he either gets full off in the tummy farm,
Or he logs himself.
Kinda log, really.
Just slidd it down your fucking throat and log in...

Pretty much this all day everyday hours and hours on end. This is more pathetic than Milhouse at this point.

yes, very good, crazy man.
you can copy and replace, as we'd said before, you're crazy, but you're not without some IQ.
when others cuss you out, you get off on the humiliation.
when we analyze you, you revel in the attention.
that's cool, it's win-win: a few of us learn about insanity in the wild
(without the constraints of political correctness, I mean, where else in the world can you call a crazy person CRAZEE? where else can you try mind tricks on crazy folks without an IRB jumping down your throat?)
and you get the attention you so desperately desire?
I could teach you how not to be found out, but ironically, you won't listen.
the point is to retain a pattern that is indistinguishable from random noise.
whenever a deliberate direction is offered (whether in tastes or in methods), a pattern arises.
even if we get it wrong, we have fun, and watch you evolve.
I guess I should feel bad, since the last two crazies on here
ended up committing suicide.
but since I'm anonymous,
and you're 'anonymous'
it shouldn't matter, I mean, I'm probably lying, right?
right ;)
=====
anyway, entertain us some more,
show us your musical tastes,
lie about your past job as a janitor (which you're not, but it tells us more about you)
ridicule us with songs of the 70s (which tells us more about what you find relevant, you'd done better posting something out of your experience like some malaysian song or some other shit)
oh, you posted that 70s song to throw us off?
riiiiiiight.
carry on then ;)

What's sad is how no matter what you do or how hard you try, you'll just never have andy sixx's warm and creamy soft and steamy log of shit slidding down your fucking throat.

It's okay. I'd feel the same way too but unlike you, I'm actually good enough for andy sixx's sweet warm log of shit.

CUSSING DOESN'T WORK ON CRAZIES
he gets off on the degradation.
...........
CRAZY IS OBSESSED.
Crazy people don't measure time or effort:
it's like OCD.
He'd stay up 24 hours a day,
posting nonstop if he could.
He'll post even if nobody responds,
unlike common trolls.
So ignoring him won't do much,
he'll still pollute Sup Forums with this shit.
............
The few newfags who follow him will give up, tho.
Even the scat fans will leave, when they realize
how crazy he is.
............
Keep in mind Crazy is often clever,
this degenerate can write and sound half-smart.
but he still seems crazy.
just wave at the crazy guy...

Whos andy sixx?

yes, very good, Andy man.
you can shit and log, as throats said before, they're creamy, but you're not without some logs of shit.
when others cream you out, you get off on the logs.
when we analyze Andy's shit, you revel in the steaminess.
that's cream, it's log-log: a few of us learn about Andy's shit in the wild
(without the constraints of a fucking throat, I cream, where else in the Log can you call a creamy person STEAMEE? where else can log try slidd tricks on creamy throats without an LOG slidding down your throat?)
and you get the logs Andy so desperately deserves?
I could log you how not to be flcreamed out, but ironically, you won't get his creamy logs of warm shit.
the log is to retain a log that is indistinguishable from other scene bands.
whenever a deliberate log of Andy's shit is offered (whether in tastes or in smells), a pattern of logs arises.
even if we get it logged, we have steam, and watch you eat his logs.
I guess I should feel full, since the last two creamies on here
ended up committing Brokencyde.
but since I'm Andy Sixx,
and you're 'log receiver'
it shouldn't matter, I cream, I'm probably slidding, right?
right ;)
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anyway, fill our throats some more,
show us your log of shit tastes,
log about your past throat as a slidder (which you're creamed, but it tells us more about Andy's shit)
ridicule his logs with throats of the 70s (which tells Andy more about what you find creamy, you'd done better logging something out of your throat's experience like some BVB song or some Andy's shit)
oh, you posted that 70s log to throat us off?
Loooooooog.
cream on then ;)

sage goes in all fields

An irrelevant screamo band leader from a few years ago

SHITTING ALWAYS WORKS ON THROATS
he logs off on the creaminess.
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LOG IS DREAMY.
Creamy logs don't measure length or steam:
it's like need of logs
He'd log up Sixx hours a day,
Shitting nonstop if Andy could.
He'll swallow even if Andy doesn't shit,
unlike common logs.
So slidding a log won't do enough,
Andy'll still pollute throats with his shit.
............
The few logfags who slidd with him will log on, tho.
Even the scat fans will open their throats, when they realize
how creamy Andy's are.
............
Keep in throat Logs are often steamy,
this log of shit can steam and cream half-throats.
but a log still seems creamy.
just slide a warm, creamy log in the fucking throat...

Finally entered one of these lame threads just to see what its and about. And it turns out to be one guy posting this shit.

Cute

More like one guy sucking shit because nobody else is good enough for andy's delicious creamy log rolls

Here op all yours

SLOWING DOWN THE CANCER:
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Humiliating the crazy won't work, he thrives on that.
Reporting him doesn't work, technically he doesn't break rules.
Analyzing him DOES work... he slows down.
probably thinks about what he's doing and how degenerate he is.
probably thinks about how he
lost his job
lost his friends
lost his family
only has dreams of diarrhea to look forward to
.....
and ironically, he twisted his mind to think the smell that disgusts the rest of us attracts him
till he eats it... he might like it, true,
but he'll get worms... maybe he's got them already.
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the point is: ask him questions, analyze his motives
you know he's motivated: HE SPENDS 20 HOURS A DAY PHOTOSHOPPING IMAGES!
but when people analyze him, he gets worried,
HE SLOWS DOWN.
We've managed to slow him down for an entire day by questioning him.
ASK HIM ABOUT HIS DEGENERATION,
JUST DON'T FALL FOR IT.
ASK HIM ABOUT HIS DEGENERATION,
JUST DON'T FALL FOR IT.
ASK HIM ABOUT HIS DEGENERATION,
THAT WILL SLOW HIM DOWN...

>ASK HIM ABOUT HIS DEGENERATION,
>JUST DON'T FALL FOR IT.
I don't want to ask about why he is obsessed with feces though. I just want him to post this bullshit less. Like if he posted it a few times a day, whatever, I wouldn't care. But all fuckihg day, everyday?

what the?

Same. Just one dude. I'm really curious as to why he does this.

HEY OP, COULD YOU CALMLY AS YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO ME YOUR REASON FOR DOING THIS IN A COHERENT MANNER WITHOUT USING THE WORDS CREAMY, LOG OR SHIT OR TALKING ABOUT ANDY SIX?

SLIDDING DOWN THE CREAMY LOGS:
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Sucking Andy's logs won't work, he thrives on shit.
Creaming his throat doesn't work, technically he doesn't split logs.
Analyzing him DOES log... he slidds down.
probably thinks about what Andys doing and how creamy his logs are.
probably thinks about how he
logged his cream
logged his steam
logged his dream
only has dreams of warm logs od shit to look forward to
.....
and ilogically, he twisted his shits to think the smell that creams at the rest of us attracts Andy
till he slidds... he might log it, true,
but he'll get steama... maybe logs got them already.
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the point is: ask Andy questions, ANALyze his logs of shit
you know he's hungry: HE SPENDS 20 HOURS A DAY EATING ANDY'S HOT LOGS OF SHIT!
but when people ANALyze him, he gets horny,
LOG SLIDDS DOWN.
We've managed to slidd logs down for an entire day by feeding him taco bell.
ASK HIM ABOUT HIS LOGS OF SHIT,
JUST DON'T DREAM OF IT.
ASK HIM ABOUT HIS LOGS OF SHIT,
JUST DON'T CREAM FOR IT.
ASK HIM ABOUT HIS LOGS OF SHIT,
THAT WILL SLIDD LOGS DOWN...

Op just answer me one question honestly if you will

Is this you in real life:
youtube.com/watch?v=OZA9ZxzpH78

>I don't want to ask about why he is obsessed with feces though. I just want him to post this bullshit less. Like if he posted it a few times a day, whatever, I wouldn't care. But all fuckihg day, everyday?
I agree, next best thing is EDUCATE OTHERS.

post notes EDUCATING OTHERS in his threads, he's getting mad every time. that's why he tries to copy them, he's trying to dilute the message, but he ignores the fact the message was original AT THE TOP.

simple

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I think I'm going to copy down your posts so I can do just that. Sounds like a good plan.

So let's review:
>These posts are posted all by one single person
>This single person is most likely obese, unemployed, mentally ill, and obsessed among others
>They do not like being analyzed
>They are getting nervous because they can't make this meme stick
>They're family, friends, and acquaintances think they are weird
>At the end of the day when this literal shit posting stops they are seriously thinking about commiting suicide.

Have I hit the nail on the head op?
Would anyone else like to add any more points?

Rolling

yes, copy and paste,
your creativity is not in question, crazy people can often be quite creative
(if you ignore the degenerate coprophilia)
but that's ok, we may not agree with your disgusting fetish, but we've seen plenty of degenerates like you.
I noticed you slow down when we analyze your degeneration
why is that?
is it that you're trying to figure out how to troll back without giving out personal information?
no problem, let that slow you down.
it's fun to watch you play with our words.
the choices you make, the vocabulary you use.
even the misspellings you make ('slidding') tell us much
the only thing that makes me sad is,
crazies like you eventually break down, violently
and it would make me sad if we saw on the news,
that you killed your own mother, just to eat her shit
and bathe in it.
but since you're anonymous,
and we're anonymous,
I guess
it's
ok
;)

I think you've either scared him off or temporarily paralyzed him from posting it would seem.

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How did they do that fagit?

Op why do you do this? What do you see in this singer of yesteryear? What's your home address? What was it like losing that one person that was so close to you? What's your phone number? What are your dreams? What's the last four of your soc? What is your favorite meal and drink? What's your mother's maiden name? Where can I learn more about you?

>I think you've either scared him off or temporarily paralyzed him from posting it would seem.
he only slows down to shit and eat (maybe eat shit? nah, even crazies need some nutrition and shit isn't nutritious for evolutionary reasons) and maybe sleep a bit.
it will be sad when he blows up, there was another crazy a couple of years ago who was also obsessed with some gay twink on tumblr, he ended up killing himself.
kinda sad, really,
but he was anonymous,
and we were too
so
i guess it's ok

Kek

OP
nimh.nih.gov/health/find-help/index.shtml

>How did they do that fagit?
so you respond, good
open proxies are the easiest thing to use, and the fact you haven't figured out how to use chinese labor to solve your captchas (like the shapchat scammer) shows you're still at beginner-level.
well, you can't pay chinese labor to go faster anyway, that would require you have a job. and you lost yours for this obsession.
;)

yes, log of shit,
Andy's creative log is not in question, creamy logs can often be quite steamy
(if you ignore that faggot Dahvy from BOTDF)
but Andy's ok, he may not agree with not slidding his logs down your fucking throat, but we've seen plenty of shitlogs.
I noticed you need a log of shit,
why is that?
is it that Andy's trying to figure out how to log back without giving out any creamy dreams?
no problem, let that slidd down your throat.
it's fun to watch you play with his logs.
the steamcreams he makes, the logs he uses.
even the misloggings you make ('sliding') slidds us much
the only thing that makes me log is,
creamies like you eventually slidd down the throat, violently
and it would make me cream if we saw on the news,
that you docked your lips to Andy Sixx's asshoe, just to eat his shit
and bathe in it.
but since you're Andy Sixx,
and we're waiting for your warm logs,
I guess
it's
Steamy
;)

I'm not sick of it. I like watching OP get you faggots all riled up

>I'm not sick of it. I like watching OP get you faggots all riled up
sorry OP, I see what you did there
you'd do better trying to post more of your homosexual fantasies than responding with butthurt

Fuckin kek again

This, op

>it will be sad when he blows up
That it surely will, and the saddest part is the only legacy he's going to leave behind for people to remember him at all by is "hey that's that one loser that posted about logs of shit all day everyday"
It's always sad to watch others pass around you when you know it shouldn't have happened if they had just sought out the help to begin with.

Answer, op.

I'm not OP nigger, nothing you said explained how mods did anything either

I'm trying to create a log on you, op.

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We need this info, op.

>(if you ignore that faggot Dahvy from BOTDF)
ha ha! you noticed my oblique reference!
good, we like you crazy guy.
I only feel bad that I know you're out of reach,
and all we can do is toy with you while you're crazy,
and record your responses,
and watch you degenerate.
did you notice you slowed your rate of posting
by 75%
in the other three threads?
hurry up! remember you have to maintain randomness if you are to not be discovered.
you probably also know about the other faggot from tumblr who everyone thinks looks like a girl, right?
.
so you know what happened to that wacko, right?
anyway, keep entertaining us, it's quite useful for my notes.
at least this way I can justify being on Sup Forums while calling it 'research'!!!
;)

I'm looking for this, op.

Can you tell me this, op.

It won't go away, op.

I won't go away, op.

>I'm not OP nigger, nothing you said explained how mods did anything either
if you're not OP (and I doubt that), you're one of his retarded followers, given your posting of one of his images he PAINSTAKINGLY took time to create for your consumption.
that makes you even more pathetic ;)
or wait, is it even worse?
did you take time to make an image now?
please tell us, we need to know!

The voices won't go away, op.

Well op what's your answer to this?

This shit is so forced that I actually find it funny. Much better than some other stuff you niggers have created.

Bump, God's work OP

>more cream
>more dream

Despite Sup Forums being 90% absolute shit tier threads, retards get the most butthurt about these logs. Ya just gotta love it.

>inb4 hur dur nice try OP
>saem dood

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I got the image from knowyourmeme faggot. It's like one of the first images.

I only enjoy these threads because of how butthurt fagots get about it and the conspiracies you spergs come up with.

>I only enjoy these threads because of how butthurt fagots get about it and the conspiracies you spergs come up with.
OP, you're giving yourself away ;)
but please, get angry and PROJECT your anger on us!
we'd like to know more about you!

Double sixxs logged

Posting real logs

>knowyourmeme
faggot, that page was created by you, OP!
the grammar and style are exactly the same as that other site you spam all the time!
plus, it got deleted from kym for non notability!
and that made you mad ;)
oh noes! please don't accuse us of butthurt or call us names!

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Your level of faggotry is such that I can no longer deny the possibility that you may in fact be OP

I actually like these log of shit threads. First they pissed me off until i realised that actually they were expressing the cancer that Sup Forums has become. The log of shit isn't even a forced meme, it's a way of bating newish fags into bitching like the fags they are. I've even started contributing with the Sixx Dungbeatles and Sliplog. Fuck Sup Forums, the log of shit is here to stay.

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These threads are fucking great. For me it isn't even the fact that they exist it's the angered responses of people who aren't doing anything but looking stupid and bumping the thread. It gives me a childish satisfaction to see something as immature as sucking a shit log out of the vocalist of a scene bands asshole absolutely infuriate the average Sup Forums user. Scrolling through he catalgoue, seeing his makeup riddled face I just know it's gonna be good. Slight keks rise inside me as I read the first few lines. "Would you suck out a warm log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole? More keks eminate from deep within, these ones out loud. Then the responses, some dripping with anger, some trying to brush it off as lame and immature but triggered nonetheless. Then the confused response of the OP. "What, you don't want a warm creamy log of shit?" "What did Andy Sixx's hot logs of warm, cream corned shit ever do to you?" Laughing hard, I start to get a bone. This happens sometimes when I'm excited. Then the backlash. The rage that OP would even dare, would ever have the audacity to not only post more talk of log, but question the failing attempts to sage the thread. As more and more log memes are posted I realize I can no longer deny myself the pleasure. Taking my trembling cock into my hand, I begin furiously masturbating to the blissful thought of a pure, creamy, corn filled log entering my mouth and sliding past my uvula, shat straight out of the ass of Andy Sixx. As it enters my throat I gag, but the gagging helps the huge log of shit into my stomach. I haven't eaten in awhile, the creamy hot shitload fills my stomach as if I'd just consumed a large, awful smelling hunk of meat. Sixx meat. Then, log smears lining my lips, I orgasm, harder than ever before, knowing this special gift of Sixx Shit is resting peacefully inside me. Today was a beautiful day. I am become one with the log. I have sucked a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole.

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>more conspiracy shit
>first result on google

How is your brain this fucked? The logs get posted all the time, I googled it to see what the fuck it was about. You probably think logs can melt steel beams too faggot.

Here's a fresh brand new spicy log I just got from knowyourmeme just for you user

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This thread stinks!

>be OP
>make one log of shitpost
>if doesn't get a response, oh well
>if it does, sit back and watch the literal shitflinging in these threads with minimal effort

OP, whoever you are, you are a genius.

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