Ask a bored and unable to sleep medic anything

Ask a bored and unable to sleep medic anything.

When should I pop Uber?

What is your fucking problem?

how do I get a bigger dick?

Why won't she call back

Actually thats not the symbol of medicine...

Never
I'm a douchebag
Not possible
You're a faggot and she doesn't like you

List too long
Magic
Because you browse Sup Forums

I'm an army medic, it's the EFMB. I'm aware.

That's taken from ancient Sumerian art.
Sitchen says it's the symbol for genetic modification

Liar

How so?

Really I'm a piece of shit

>Not an army medic
What time is it?

23:45

...

Fort Leonard Wood

What rank are you?

Any sad/feelsy stories from medicking?

Pics or it didn't happen

Can I get a rez over here?

Timestamp

That's not the medic logo.
Also, how common Is it that the females get fucked by the coworkers?

I'm on Ft Campbell
SPC
To lazy to take a picture, guess it didn't happen.

No

its an image of the expert field medic badge

So you're a Battlefield 1 medic.

A medic who is a specialist at fort Campbell
What else?

why do you use the wrong symbol?

like a corpsmen? I'm an NREMT-P and closing on in my FP-C/CCP-C.

run any good shit lately or is it the same bullshit medicaid runs we get 99% of the time.

Dummy

Underrated comment

Bullshit

Dubs don't lie nigger shit

I don't have the means to go see a physician/doctor and i've sprained my ankle on the 8th of April and am afraid i fucked something up so i'll greentext what happened
>was skateboarding flatground
>as i landed a trick, my ankle twisted inwards and outwards and i felt a snap
i say felt because i had music in my ears
>i fell to the ground and laid there 15 seconds
>stood up, tried to walk it off, it felt quite normal
>walked all the way to my place which was atleast 1h and 30 minutes of distance
>put some analgesic cream for the 3 first days as much as i could
>i noticed that both my insoles and shoes' heel part were quite damaged, which i didn't see at first
I'm pretty sure it didn't help at all but whatever
>since then i've walked a shit ton
>still can't fully bend both knees 2 months later
>when i bend my knees, i feel stiffness at both balls of my ankle and some tension at the superior extensor retinaculum

forgot to mention that i did elevate my foot alot when i was laying down, tried doing stretches

I'm afraid that i might have fucked something up

What would you suggest?

What is the quickest way to kill yourself?
Also, what's a good way to get a cheap high?

well at least it's good to know that im not missing much.