Waifu claiming thread
previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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rofl thats adorable
I would anyways!
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
i dont have enough gas money to drive that far
Well what have we here?
Lasagna
HOPEFULLY I will see one in A-kon~
I guess id have to get them first then.
Thats ok just drive as far as you can get more money then drive again.
you're adorable
nice, i had spaghetti today
im not sucking any dicks for money
I don't think I have tasted that cereal
delicious ears
boop
are you ok?
...
yum spaghet!
Claiming a cripple because you're a betamale that has no confidence.
Agiri-chan
I'm doing fine, you're the one upside down!
Youre listening to it, so post it. Nerds
m.youtube.com
WOAH OH OH OH OH
No, gross, ew.
cowtits claimed
Neato
Baap
Hello Juvia. How are you?
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Ara Ara~ A pink haired cutie spotted~
How are you?
Cripples need love too.
you're the one upside down silly
Why would you have to do that
Its really good I say get some at the store
Counter boops
Dont worry I just misunderstood I see you have taste
Eating food
you should eat some captain crunch tho, its good stuff
meat
neato burrito
hi taiga
hi hanako
how else would i make money while out on the road
Awww taking away my friendly gesture
I dont try heh
That would be cool but I dont think they have too many Rikka pillows at cons cuz she isnt as popular now
Cute gif
Hanako!
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I-iI-i'm not happy to see you or anything though...
I'm doing good how are you?
Kona-chan
You're cute
I'm gonna be heading to bed soon maybe, I hope you fall asleep ok
Sena a cute.
Noice
Damn straight Im a man of taste mystery and intrigue
King of Autism-kun
counter-counterboops
ok good night if i don't see you again
the best kind
yes
Beep
Ayreon got pretty fancy music/lyric videos
Hi Shinoboop
You can sell your body in other ways while on the road, you don't have to suck dick at all.
Also hug cause wrong pic
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I'll try to remember that this weekend
I have its ok
Silly Shinobu
>isn't as popular
Ohh hail naw
Who even buys random strangers to suck their dick on the road?
Its okay you can do something else for me
Whats that make me?
Calls in counter boop task force
Awesome. What else will you do for the night
Konata -kun?
No idea how about you ?
hamburgers are a better friendly gesture
i'd rather not sell my body at all
its best cereal
go eat your spaghetti cake
would you pay someone you know to suck your dick?
What kind of foods?
Hi Shinobu. How are you?
Well it certainly seems like you are~ And i'm happy to see you too~
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Good to hear. I'm pretty good, got out of the shower and now about to play some dark souls.
I already am ya silly twat
Lasagna
I dont know. Sit fap sleep game.
No of course not that would be very uncomfortable.
Its da truth tho
Oh like??
Are they really? how about shakes?
what is the counter boop taskforce?
do they boop boopers?
N-No... it can't be...
hanako a best girl, almost had a waifu crisis because of her
I am not!
Hmph w-whatever
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As i would expect from you
>pink panties
>wew
Im sure you can think of something
Yeah expect boop team 6 to come into your house and boop you good
for you
how do you game after sleeping ?
...
meh, im alright i guess, you?
good
thats why you pay a random stranger
sure, shakes are good too
you dont game in your sleep?
filthy casual
...
i don't wanna get booped
shouldnt have started a boop war then
It was a list not really any order to it
No that would be weird too.
Then dont boop me silly
truce?
i had no idea what i was getting into
Nope I will happily negotiate the terms of your surrender though.
no I do not
well you got quite some stuff going on
-wanders around, carrying a tray of pamcakes-
what are the terms? please do not boop
It is look into your sould you know it to be true!
Thanks~
Hmmmm true I shall think harder
Would you like me to bring you one
Yummy.
Lewd pantyshot~
Waifu crisis?
Also thanks, you reminded me i still need to watch that anime.
Cmon, you can say it~ Please~?
Cutie pants~
Haha i have been playing it a lot lately huh. And what about you, up to anything?
That;s good. I'm pretty good, getting ready for some DS3.
Not yet
Can I have some flapjacks?
Im not sure. What resources can you offer me? Of course no boops for now
Im sure it will come to you.
NOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! NNNNAAAOOOOOOOOOO!!
Not as yummy as u~
nothing weird about paying someone to get you off, just slightly illegal
why is she holding a knife and not wearing pants
yes please
where are you at in DS3?
Of course!
I can never ignore such cute panties
N-no! And there's nothing you can do to change that!
S-shut up! I told you not to openly compliment me like that....
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Playing l4d2 right now. Might watch some high school of the dead later
soon enough
i am a highly skilled yandere
i can boop people for you
i can post lewds
she was embarrassed please do not stare
it's also a cute picture i like a lot
Bup
They dont really do them.
Ayreon a good.
i cried when i finished katawa shōjo and i almost dumped sena for hanako
also haganai was brety gud i liked it a lot
ayase a cutee
The weird part is them touching you and stuff...
Well maybe we will see.
Oooo so you are willing to give yourself to me?
I meant the food but nice show it was.
Sorry sir
Aw hell yeah you like banana flavor?Show me yours
No! I will find one!
Hello.
>trip dubs
Oh my how lewd~
Main story wise i made it to the kiln of the first flame, but i decided to do the DLC before i finish the game. Right now i'm in Ashes of Ariandel, already cleared everything except the area below the bridge.
Nothing at all? Even if i hug you from behind and give you squeezes as i gently kiss your neck~?
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But i don't have any other way to do it, yet~
Nice, having fun?
yesh
as long as i'm not being booped
>Fangs
What are you, a vampire?
Maybe just a peek
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Hello urabe
>dubs
No! Of course not! If anything that'd discourage me!
I don't care shut up shut up shut up!
Indeed. L4d2 with mods is best game
no you'll see
Well I guess I would have to keep you out of boop operations but as long as your body is mine then it should be fine.
What do you mean?
dont think about that, just sit back and enjoy it
no banana is gross, i like chocolate shakes
i still need to finish the dlc, but meh
what are you going to do with my body?
I have one but I had to buy it online
Ohhh nice~
Oh but this banana one from bakers is realllllllly good
Thats not how it works :(
Use it for my own pleasure obviously.
I thought you got it from AX
Hi Juvia. How is your night going?
lewd
i dont like banana anything
I bought my Megumin one from AX I got my Rikka one online.
My heart is broken
nothing
Explain....
what would you have me do
w-what?
What site?
Im not too sure yet but skimpy outfits would be a start.
i thought mods banned circlejerk threads