Well Sup Forums it's time for a story

Well Sup Forums it's time for a story.
Take a fucking seat
>Be me
>24, Skinny, Decent looking
>Decent luck with the ladies over the years
>Be three days ago
>Decide to download a dating app thing
>Swipe
>Swipe
>Swipe
>ITS A FUCKING MATCH
>24 miles away wtf? Ohwell
>Red head and pretty thick in pictures
>Oh well Fuck it, going i'ma chat her the fuck up
>"Hey user, i'm slam piggy blah blah blah i'm down to slam"
>"Hey slam piggy my name is user, blah blah blah, i'm also interested in a good time."
>Don't exchange phone numbers but start messaging on kik
>"Hey user, by the way im married and in an open relationship with a marine."
>Continue???
Pic related It's slam piggy

>Uhh okay little miss slampiggy whom we shall now call red
>but don't worry user my marine husband doesnt care who I giggity gigggity with
>Keep talking and find out she likes being abused
>Down for being throat fucked
>HNNNNGGGGGGG
>HNNNGGGGG
>Should also know I'm really only attracted to skinny girls
>Set up to meet the next day
>Falls through, oh well, tomorrow is fine
>Suppose to come over in the morning
>Kik message in the morning "sorry user, my husband says he doesn't get morning sex, so noone else does.
>Fuck you marine husband i'm horny
>No luck convincing, whatever, no problem
>One last try
>"Red, come over tonight at"

Wew lad she has no figure

Inb4 OP gets marine raped

>Be 3 hours ago
>Taco fucking tuesday
>All my amigos are going to eat tacos
>Fuck I want tacos too
>Also want to get leid
>Get tacos with the amigos
>Carne Asada, Chicken, Carnitas
>So damn yummy
>buzz buzz buzz
>"Red here, i'm on my way"
>Fucking inhale my delicious tacos while 6 vatos are playing spanish shit behind me
>High tale it home
>Remember I still have a quarter of a viagra
>fuck it
>eat the shit up
>Dick is hard as diamonds and the girl just messaged me saying she is here
>Walk out
>MAN THE HARPOONS
>Bigger than expected
>This bitch is going to kill me
>Diamonds in my pants is ready to fucking murder something
>Get her to my room and getting right down to sexy time


God, this is so hard to type, i'm so ashamed.

Alright quit this dumb shit. Cant wait for school to get back in you fucking faggot

Seriously though post the rest so I can pass out it's just us 2 m8

Lol

She's gross

>Slopping my knob real nice
>All the way down her throat
>(Not actually that hard since i'm 6" but still)
>Try not to pay attention to how big she is
>She ends up getting on top
>Feels good man
>Switch positions and start hitting it from behind
>Finger in pooper
>feel urge to cum
>Take dick out and start licking her booty hole
>Getting tongue all the way in there
>Try to put my diamond studded baby maker in but it doesn't work
>Back into that black hole which is her vagoo
>by the way i'm not wrapping it up
>Fuck rubber they feel like shit
>Go balls deep and squirt away
>Feels bad man
>Make her start blowing me again
>Once again I could slay Nefarian with my dick
>She proceeds to put her head on the side of the bed
>"user come throat fuck me"
>Just like that
>fucking hnggggg
>Viagra is pretty cool
>Going to town
>Bitch is definetely going to have bruised tonsils tomorrow
>I'm thrusting into this girls throat with the power of jesus himself
>All I can think about is how terrible I feel right now
>all my dick can thinkinking is "Pussy is Pussy"

>Burst into her a second time
>That feeling of shame creeps over me
>Wash dick off
>Put clothes on
>Walk her to car
>Drive to store and buy cigarettes
>Chain smoke while typing this shitty green text
>I just want to throw up Sup Forums

Enjoy herpes, syphilis, and a . You realize he can't have kids so she was setting you up to impregnate her and get a free check right? You're fuckin done kiddo

You are probably right

Hope a fat ginger was worth the payments. Thanks man gonna pass out

do it one more time but get video of the face fucking

I would luv 2 pull those yoga pants to the side

user does her first name start with a N?

good job user, your mistakes have reminded me why I don't do what you did
get tested asap

>>Don't exchange phone numbers but start messaging on kik

Obviously you delete the dating app and delete Kik. Hopefully you didn't invite her to your place you fucking idiot. Disappear before she figures it out and tries to screenshot everything.

No
I have to wait three weeks but I will

I brought her to my place but i'm deleting kik and the app

user, why is everyone saying you have an STD?

Be sure to delete your profiles within the app. Your conversations and pics will still be viewable even if you uninstall the app.

I'm not sure, she actually had her paperwork showing she was STD free. (Weird I know)

I guess they are annoyed cause you got a free fuck, more pics please?

I'm guessing you're not the only guy she fucked who DIDN'T have matching STD-free papers. That's what's key. That last test may have been taken 5 guys ago.

Because she's a whore. Usually only women who fuck tons of men get checked regularly.

any more pics op?

Deleted them all already, sorry Sup Forumsros
Yeah i'm sure you two are right. I fucked a fat whore and may catch something.

Also worth nothing that she's matching herself with men over 24 miles away from her. Imagine how many men she's matched within 5 miles distance.

At least he's gotten laid 10 times more than you have. Fuck off, beta.

TRIGGERED

TRIGGLED

awesome.

giggled

Update:
I messaged her on Kik pretty much saying I'm not comfortable hooking up with a married woman, even though she is in an open marriage. She responded by saying "Okay, take care"

DELET YOUR FUCKING PROFILE FAGGOT. You only have 1 chance to fucking disappear after your dumbass cummed in her twice.

Face it, you cucked an Alpha and he's coming for you bro

You think it would of been better to just block and move on?

Thats too obvious and likely it would not delete any profile/sent pics or conversations on either platform.

I had a similar, less poetic experience. Sometimes it's better to let your balls go a little blue than do something you regret kids.

bro u throat fucked a whore dont feel so bad.

anyway so u would do the whole viagra thing again? did u stay hard after u came?

You probably should feel bad.

You're a fucking Jodie faggot.

Yeah, but after a few rounds with the old Fleshlight and some gay porn it came back down again.