Tell us your biggest fantasy Sup Forums

Tell us your biggest fantasy Sup Forums

Living in the 1950s as a family man

Seeing more of her

My biggest fantasy is traveling back into my 10 year old body with my current consiousness to correct my fuck ups

Being smartest man in the universe

Would that make you attractive and successful somehow? You'd still just be a useless NEET retard, except now you'd look slightly less autistic wearing a fedora.

Second. But I'd go back to kindergarten where I shoryuken'd a girl by accident.

>saddest man in the universe

can't have one without the other op

But you could beat you family and it would be ok.

Goddamn. Though I would hear about threesomes. Late night introspection much?

Never said it would make me attractive but it'd still be better than this

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Would you be a hard working man that smacks your wife and belts your kids after you come home from work and have a few drinks?

this

Wouldn't belt the kids

then what's the point.

Having a full on bdsm experience with a woman, or my gf

girl + trap at the same time

Dude a hand can do the job just as fine

Tell me more. You subbing or her?

Why not both at the same time?

this. or you know, stuffing her hand into her cunt to give me a handy while i fuck her ass.

Def me subbing. I've tied her up a few times, but switching it would be amazing. Sadly I don't think it's her style

Yooo, actually you probably didn't mean this. But I think I'd actually really like a pro Dom make us both slaves at the same time

Finding some chick from my highschool who was really annoying while she is out in a dense public area, pausing time and then nutting in her mouth but make sure it doesn't go down her throat. Then hide and unpause time. The desired effect from this is that she'll start profusely spitting out cum in front of everyone there. Embarrassing and confusing the hell out of her.

dude there's actually a clip from a porno where it's 2 girls and 1 guy, the girl and guy are fucking in standard cowgirl position, and the second girl puts her tiny hand in the girl's ass and starts jacking the guy off while he's inside her. Shit is straight up ridiculously hot and you can hear the guy going "Holy fuck that feels amazing what the fuck is that" Sadly I never save porn so I don't have the clip on hand.

That shit is %100 on my bucket list

I meant them both dominating you but whatever floats your goat

Fuck dude, you're even more of a genius now

Bring to light all the energy sources buried by interested parties for last 130yrs. Save humanity from needing to burn the death under their feet, mountains, and oceans to run things. Take humans back to the stars where we can continue to grow and evolve.

Being honest, there's quite a few people in my life I'd like to go back into the past and just straight up kill.

Not warn myself, cause I know dumbass past me wouldn't listen, just take them out of the equation entirely.

seeing her get pounded hard by someone else

Escafrisky on tumblr

Kek

I want to be a 1950's Mafioso

not having to go to counseling

Guess you'll be fapping tonight

I'm a chick and I get off a little bit when I think about my nude body being exposed to my friends... not sure why. But I would never want them to know I did it on purpose

I really always wanted to deepthroat and have sex with my younger cousin. She is so beautiful and slutty.

Having sex with a girl

Pic?

i want to be happy.
i want my family to be happy.
i want to sleep at night instead of thinking what could be if i know the answers in the moment.

Me on the left :)

My gf becoming a big fake titted bimbo and being fucked by another with a strapon

Pretty sure this can be arranged; what's your kik and Facebook?

My ultimate fantasy is having sex with a girl who bullies me. It starts with some chitchats, but it gets worse day by day and she tries to humiliate me as much a day as she can. Then when we are only by ourselves, she tries to do the impossible: completely break me. And it somewhat hurts, especially because I kind of liked her in the beginning, but all I feel now is hate. And I want my revenge. It doesn't matter how hard she tries to resist, I can't take it anymore, and I force myself on her. And not just that. I want her to enjoy it. And the thing is, in her own twisted way, she always wanted this. This is how she wanted my attention. And both of us are glad that we finally did it.

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

We're your friends.

You can show us.

Bullshit, hot af fantasy tho.

I want to live on my own land away from the city and have several teenage wives that I repeatedly have orgies with and constantly impregnate, start up a whole clan and propagate the genes of my grandparents.

I've got one teenage gf, so I'm working my way up I guess. Pic related

Chronokinesis. Control over time and how it's experienced.
Learn valuable information; rewind to when you can profit off of it.

Also I want a bitchin camaro and some jordans. Maybe a kitten and good weed too.

Becoming BunnyMan 2.0

It's really gay. You sure?

How old is she?

no, I get the idea

she's 18 now, had her birthday earlier this spring, we've been going out for around a year now

To rail my mom

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>cuddling qt innocent girl
>hearing her say "I love you user"
>"I love you just the way you are"
>"I know you're leaving soon but I'll wait for you"
>getting to tell her how fucked up I am over her
>getting to tell her that no matter what happens, i'm fucking crazy for her
>and that even though I'll be far away and in a different environment I'll still love her
>and that for the first time in my life I want to be completely monogamous
>to get to tell her that she makes me feel like everything is okay
>that even just seeing her makes me happy
>that I know her deep down, and I want her to know me deep down
>feeling like I can cry in front of her and not drive her away
>for once in my life, even if just for a little while, feel like it's okay to be me in front of another person

Late at night this one gets me. I've gotten to know a lot of people but I've never felt comfortable enough around other people to really introduce them to the real me. It creates an unrivaled sense of loneliness; to have people who like the person they see, but not having anyone actually know you.

Being a 100% passable boyslut for EVERY cock. Unfortunately, I'm a chubby virgin in my late 20s. :(

Eh, too old then.

nudes faggot lets see the goods

Having a trillion dollars and experiencing billionaires kissing my ass

Yeah

Don't have kik do have FBNot bullshit asked what my fantasy was

ok I'll post a couple, but I gotta hit the hay soon I gots work in de morning

Its a crappy pic but the only one I like my body in. Plus I was REALLY tan that summer so it covered my moles

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this but only with the goal winning in lottery several times to earn much more money to invest in paypal, ebay, google and apple.

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big tits

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Pic please and why is it your fantasy?

Bait, but what the hell.

See if you neet introverts ever played sports and/or used a public shower, you'd find out everyone is pretty much the same give or take an inch, king dongs happen in every race.

Tl;dr hope you get skinned and showered with bleach, this shit is old.

it was even allowed by law, man good old times

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What do u mean?

ok sleepy times for me, happy fapping Sup Forumsros

Honestly, just getting to experience love even once in my life.

yeah, past me's are assholes, you cant trust that cunts

I'm gonna make it simple cause currently sexually frustrated

>3 bitches
>One is riding me and playing with my nipples
>Second is sitting on my face with a slurpy sweet juicy pussy
>Third is licking my balls and prostate part properly
>This goes on and on for several orgasms, they just switch, I even eat out the pussies I jizzed in
>Lifes good

Unfortunately, no....

God fucking dammit

To live in poliamory. A vers/pas white guy with a big veiny cock and a smart nymphomaniac girl who loves anal. We'd have a leather necklace in the entrance and whoever wears it is automatically telling he/she wants to be buttfucked

move to utah, its legal there

Felt this way a lot when I was 12-118.

Now I feel kinda the opposite. Like I make myself very vulnerable around strangers and am often underestimated because of it. Nice guys come off as chumps, but I'd rather be honest and disregarded for it than put up a front and get respect for playing someone else. But that's jsut me.

Pic from 2 summers ago when I lived in Cali for a few months no moles!

this slut needs a proper cock to stretch her tight cunt out

i know I could go someplace where that's legal, but what young hot girls would willingly participate in polygamy? (and no chance of them being mormons, those fuckers hold on to their women tight)

you're not a very creative person are you?

forgot picture. like this

Very well served. Thanks

way ahead of you bud

Can I be your friend then? ecks dee. snapchat: samrhewitt
if you want I can help "leak" your nudes to your friends if thats actually a fantasy of yours, with your permission of course.
also kik: sam.hewittshe7883
You look cool so imma have some hope lmoana

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jew propaganda all day every day. Proof

tell me the secret to eternal life faggot

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what a coincidence! I also get off a little bit thinking about your exposed nude body. wow! so much in common. again my kik and sc ^^^^

I don't do kik never understood it

would you watch her get fucked?

Not sure if it is really that sexual but it is really big and it turns me on
>meet 5/10 girl
>get to know each other a bit
>apocalypse of some sort happens
>after a couple days find girl holding melee weapon, covered in blood and surrounded by the corpses of everyone close to her
>comfort her and look after her
>make her completly emotionally dependant on me
>live life in apocalypse
>come home every day to care for her and gently fuck her before going to sleep
Am I weird by Sup Forums stanards?