Tfw denied life's most basic and enjoyable pleasure my entire existence

>tfw denied life's most basic and enjoyable pleasure my entire existence
>something literally every single one of my ancestors experienced, obviously

someone threatened to kill me on kik, i hope they do. i'm so ready to die but can't kill myself.

why did the threat you

Cheer up OP. Every dog has his day. Something will come around, I know it will. Until then good luck!

Where are you? I'll cut your Internet and take all your sim cards and install a WiFi jammer just so you stop fucking shitposting. Fuck you.
sage

Go back to Tumblr you emotional faggot just do more drugs and it'll be fine. who needs sex when you have meth

>why did the threat you
looks like you need some ROSETTA STONE

because he's a faggot

too bad he's german and can't bring his guns to america. i almost offered to let him use one
not ever dog has his day. only the dogs people care about. obviously no one cares about me or will ever care about me
idaho
never been to Tumblr.

boo mutha fuckin hoo

hold on, gonna get some stones to throw at you

So do something productive to change your fucking sad pathetic life. The only one who can change your situation is yourself. Wallowing in self-pity constantly doesn't solve your problems.

To do that you need to actually go outside and live your life, which I highly doubt you'll ever do, but you really should.

be a hero OP and kill yourself.

>implying that constant interneterinos and porn isn't part of a healthy and wholesome breakfast

Self loathing isn't going to make your life better.

Neither will killing yourself or allowing someone else to kill you. All that will do is make those closest to you suffer.

Life has its ups and downs, but there is a lot of joy that can be found in life, you just have to pursue it--and don't give up if you fail.

Find something that makes you happy. And if you believe that nothing makes you happy, then get out there and keep looking, keep trying.

Don't waste all of the potential joy that your life can have. You can get through this.

Stop focusing on it. It is only nature influencing you. When you get it regularly, you're going to get bored with it. Then what? Will you base your existence around money? Popularity?

You probably never had a strong father figure.
It's a problem for many robots and modern men in general.
You're following female thought patterns and you're used to a feminized environment.
Overemotional pussyshit is just an illusion. You are capable of far more than this.
You can make it.

it's unavoidable, it'll happen.
it's not worth it to think about what i'd do if it'd ever happen because it fucking won't. don't waste time thinking about impossible shit
my dad is still alive and was always a very very strong masculine presence growing up.

Not this fucking guy again

yup i'm a real fucking worthless piece of shit

go ahead say whatever you want dude.

Pretty sure this is the "I paid 40 dollars for this" guy as well.

This is what Trump supporters do while they're waiting for their dear leader to tweet some new pearl of wisdom.

I remember meeting u at star cinema in columbus ohio. U were a waste of space there and you were a waste of space now. And.... Youve gotten fat.

lmao ur mom fat

Love is like lightning. You can't force it. It just strikes where it may. What you can do is clean yourself up - dress well, carry yourself with confidence. Also, stop shitting all over yourself - you may be on Sup Forums, but you aren't necessarily a bad person. Bad people never bother to ask if they're bad people, they just delude themselves that they are good people, and post on Sup Forums.

I have crippling insecurities about pretty much everything about myself. What the fuck do I do guys

Real Talk, user:

I've been through what you're going through. It sucks...the first thing I would suggest to you....just start walking....walk a block for a week. Then two....then three....then a half mile...then a mile....work up to 5 miles. Do that once a day for 5 days out of the week...

Just in the time it takes you to work up to that 5th mile, you will already start to see results. It's a long road, and it's a lot of work, but you can get back to a place physically, that women will find attractive again. May not be what you want, but you'll be more appealing and sadly, that's what drives most people. Looks.

other, you'll die a virgin.

Problem is this nonsense food pyramid that the government has been pushing (which was fine when everyone worked on farms and in factories) but in 2017, it's bullshit. Plus we have all these other distractions that make us lazy.

Get out.....start walking. Trust me, it works.

You. You had some other thread going.
I have questions for you.

who is this guy and why do i always see him

kek

Goddammit, OP. This has got to be bait, right? I offered you a room in my home. I offered you drugs. I offered you prostitutes. I offered you friendship.

DO IT FAGGOT

Joke's on you OP. I feel like you do and I've apparently been way more successful too. Truth is nothing feels good enough to escape yourself, bud.

Eat a healthy diet, exercise, meditate, and socialize.
It may sound like bullshit, and you will have to force yourself to do it, but it will become a habit and I promise you will feel better.

>take a shower
>bone a fat chick
>profit

Get your doc to prescibe you prozac and stop posting motherfucker

>that filename
nice bait faggit, that dude an hero'd months ago

ok some of the advice thats been given to you is sound but there is something those retards just cant seem to grasp,
you can go out all you want and "live your life" but everyone is still going to reject you its human nature (why be friends with a loser when you have better people around) the world is filled with abysmaly selfish assholes who care only about themselves. and with those people all you can do is do the same LITTERALY write down all the douchy stuff they do and copy it, and never EVER apologize, you will become one of them in 3 days.
for actual kind and loving people, wow uh... you are going to have some trouble there thats like finding a needle in a haystack 1 in 200000 people, the world is a shitty place my friend but if you are willing to do the effort you will find great friends (people who you can "be yourself" with).
in my case my friends are relatively mediocre not too douchy nor kind i could do better but i dont i feel commfortable and dont want to go through the extra effort, but once i made that choice i never bitched and whined about it i manned up and accepted my choice.

if you want more advice ask-

>falling for bait

in the off chance its real i might help someone hey maby im just naive

Good look Boy

Fag kys

why does it seem like bait to you?

I thought this guy an hero'd?

Honest advice from someone in your shoes, do hard drugs it helps.

i need some context on this gif. Cleverly crafted? Real? If real, why? I NEED ANSWERS

also i like your post and you could have continued the lightning analogy by implying that improving yourself is like hold a lightning rod, it makes it more lightning that you get struck

Get a hooker bro

Same boat, except I get cash to do fuck around and distract myself

> "Hi can I go out with you?"
> "No"
> Repeat until someone says yes.

kek that filename means he saved this image off Sup Forums
the original dude titles his pics like
>worthlessshit.jpg
>uglyassmf.jpg
etc

>You probably never had a strong father figure.
This is more of a factor than most people think. Growing up in a single mother home fucks with people.

Omg you fucking loser your STILL on Sup Forums trying to get people to feel sorry for you.... i feel sorry for you in the fact that your too gutless to kill yourself

sachi pls

weren't you the guy who said he was gonna kill him self like a year ago? can you fuck off already

Dude eat a wiener.
Basement OP is legit in the SAME position as you, but im not being a lil bitch about it.

>pic related, me
>life is ridiculous, enjoy the slow train crash you call life.

How about you get off your fat ass?

Do something productive. Start exercising.

Just stop whining like a cucky butch. And do something.

you have the self esteem of a frozen squid... no wonder you can't get laid you have no pride and no self respect... i hope you never EVER get laid because I can't bear the thought of a woman ever wasting her virginity on a loser like you

more like 2 years ago... this guy has been coming on Sup Forums for at least 2 years now... he's a no hoper.

/thread

he wont though.... whining about how miserable his life is Sup Forums is all he knows best

>tfw denied life's most basic and enjoyable pleasure my entire existence

This isn't true, I'm sure there have been a shit load of humans (animals too) who have died virgins. There are no rules to nature.

I like you bro, you have positivity radiating from you.

Cool guy

if he wanted to get laid that badly he'd just go bang a prostitute but he wont. he'd rather sit and drown in sadness. I bet he goes through a bottle of jack daniels every single day because he's too useless to even make eye contact with another female apart from his mom when he emerges from the basement once a week

Fucking loser. I wish he'd kill himself.

same and sooner rather than later so we dont have to deal with his shitposting anymore

Thanks my dude

Like i said in IM still a virgin, but i realize thats a thing thats on me. Where the fuck does OP get off thinking that being super sad and shitty about it will make anyone feel better for him.

Accept that life is going to repeatedly kick your testies and fuck your mother infront of you. You gotta come up with ways to make it worth dealing with.

Dude stop trying to pep talk him.... the only way he's ever going to score pussy is to drag his fat ass out of the basement and go talk to some chicks

Yeah, just think about all those dead kids.

Try 10 dried grams of mushroom before die. Maybe then no need for die.

its a back handed advice, i pretty much said to stop being a bitch

im just saying, im in an almost similar situation and im not a gigantic bitch about it.

You're welcome homie!
Get on meetme.com

Find a chick that will give you a smile like that instead of us. But please, don't evar ferget

These threads are always good fun

Holy fuck hah, ive actually got a meetme account, that shit is pretty garbage and i prefer face to face talking

>While i AM a virgin
>Have had a serious gf
>got my dick touched a bunch
>Just never got it IN

Sup Forums is always my homie. been here since i was 15
>am now 20 (10 days til 21)

Gtfo Jew

Idk man I've pulled 7 chicks within the 2 years I've had account. Made a few bro friends as cool as you.

My local area is pretty small, needless to say that bitches are turning me down because

"I know I saw you on femanons page a couple weeks ago flirting and posting pics together)

Fucking whores.

But keep up the positive attitude like you got. You will eventually be better than all of us.

bless you user you are a good pierson