Your favourite movie gets remade as a muslim movie

Your favourite movie gets remade as a muslim movie.
How does it change?

Well I guess we don't have to worry about over-sexualization of women in movies anymore.

It doesnt change because my favorite movie is Battle of Algiers

>Dune
nice, finally closer to the book

>Calvary

I think it would need a substantial rewrite

Ummm...

>taxi driver

Its much more realistic now

Who on here worries about that?

>Drive

Could legitimately still be good

Well I guess, for starters, no more white people in brownface?

Also el orens spends most of the movie swallowing arab cum.

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>T2

lol

>The Master

Dodd takes over most of the United States in brutal conquest. After his death the Cause splits into two seperate factions led by Freddie and Peggy. The land is soaked in blood and terror for centuries to come

They are literally all better.

Passion of Joan of Arc... I guess it would just be the same as normal France then.

>Avatar
Really neat getaround for not drawing mohammed

>"There she is. BMW X3. Most popular car in Riyadh"

>not London or Berlin
Still 8/10

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>allah ackbar

What about Drive featuring Ali Reza and his gang of Iranian diaspora BMW fanatics?

not much would change, the villains would still be jews

Not sure how that will work

ghostbusters 2016.

>there are female scientists in Islamic countries but they usually just end up getting married and settle down anyway.

>not sure if they have the same concept as supernatural investigator sin fiction, (like supernatural or buffy like we do) so maybe they would bust ghost through the power of Allah or something.


isnt he part of islam?
so same things happen except its about them foreshading the 'true' prophet.

Haram Potter and the Prisoner of Islamabad

>not Guantanamo