Would Jessica Chastain make a good Poison Ivy in the DCEU?

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Her face is curved like a banana. What's up with that?

No.

yes

They could do some real kino where Ivy is a realistic eco-terrorist who uses real world poisons, viruses, chemical weapons and hypnotic drugs, but they won't, and will fuck it up like they do everything.

Mommy no!!!!

ARE YOU READY FOR CGI PLANT MONSTERS?

wtf is this from?

literally perfect nipples
milky when

b-but that's not? oh.

the DC universe still has a grounded edge to it, I could easily see them do the eco-terrorist route - at least for her origin.

AMY ADAMS

No I want Kristen Stewart

>not based Eva

Catwoman/Talia. Imagine the wankfest

>character known as a seducer
>only people she can seduce are blind people
really makes you think

eww fuck no

>Implying DCEU will survive long enough for that.

KeK'd

So homo?

Titcow

Moonman syndrome

too cute

Is that a recent photo?

It should be rihanna and you know it

I'd prefer someone curvier like Alice Eve

No it shouldn't and no I don't.

Racist

No.

Pic related for Catwoman/Talia.

>we need an actress with exact 0 presense on screen to deliver lines in the most neutral way possible
>I gotchu senpai

Poison ivy is white. Stupid faggot

It never says she has to be white in the comics. MJ is a black girl now, don't see the big deal 2bh

Of course she is a better choice, but if you want Eva in the film that's what you cast her as.

Eva should be that chick from mask of the phantasm

WEEEEEEW LAD. you need to go sit down for a while.

Andrea Beaumont. I would definitely be about that life.

miss alice desu

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> presense

Yeah, but you and I both know that'll never happen. I'd take a literal dump in my shorts if it did, but it won't.

Wew

Too old. She's 40 (probably more like 45 since they all shave years off.)

>tfw Uma Thurman in Batman & Robin was one of your first boners

They should just make a live action mask of the phantasm, they'd find a way of ruining it though.

this literally is the lowest form of life right here ladies and gentlemen, they actually think they are smart people like you and me, yeah cast away you vox populi, cast em good you common denominator, cast the fuck up you third grader. let me guess: she would make a good poison ivy because of her great virtue: being a redhead, right? ding, ding, ding! we have a dinner! and you are served you motherfucker. jesus sandnigger christ, the last brain cell in your head just kicked it with this original opinion of yours. thank god hollywood don't work like this fan amoebas

she cant keep get away with it

Not OP but who would you go for instead?

hnng mommy

I want Chastain's asstain on my face.

Himself.

An unknown prettyface

what movie is this

This would be my perfect poison ivy.

Seconding this

Chastain is too old

Just like my anime!

I keep thinking Batwoman

Is she batman's wife?

she can't really do confident and intimidating sexy, she can only do shy and coy sexy

shes a lesbian jej

This is true.

I know that feel

No Tits or ass.
This. bryce dallas howard for Ivy.

Chastain has a manlier chin than most of the men in the DCCU. It's an instant boner killer even if she does have perfect nips.

i dunno about poison ivy but BDH should definitely star as a comic book supervillain
there's potential for some interesting new ideas

Dear lord, dem curves...

if only

think she'll ever work with Antje?

>Murphy has to strip and whore her body out so she has enough corn.

What was Nolan trying to say with this?

No. Harley Quinn exists. Ivy needs to be around her age.

>Antje
>work

If DCEU Faora and Batman had a baby it would become the crimson chin.

Emily Beecham as Ivy!

Who gives a fuck? She's still fine as fuck.

Your mommy is a whore

good call

when the fuck is this back on?

Already got goat Ivy in Gotham

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>curved banana

Goddamn how has no one has mentioned Christina Hendricks?

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she's his lesbian cousin

>she will never choke batman to death with her enormous poisonous cleavage

No, his Jewish lesbian cousin.

They just started filming season 2 in Ireland this week

*braffooooooo*

This is basically what I was going to say.
Either go full camp or go full pulp. Camp allows for outlandish superpowers and whimsical things, pulp should be a bit more grounded so we can suspend disbelief more easily in order for it to have impact.
Later scenario, I like my Killer Crock a crook with harlequin-type ichthyosis instead of being a man eating crockodile monster, I like my Ivy a bit more grounded than plant-hybrid wank material, hell, I even prefer Catwooman to just be Selina Kyle: Catburglar. In the more down to earth street level stuff, Batman himself should, I think, be one of the most extraordinary elements.

i just want a new villian
i just hope its not the joker for the millionth time

poison ivy sounds like a great idea and we are in a age of strong women taking action roles so why not take advantage of it.

maybe for you because you're a testoronelet, for me it just makes me think how our sons would have chiseled as fuck facial features

come on, i want the plants destroying the city
youtube.com/watch?v=wEUwtFg7PeI

and that just sounds like viper from wolverine

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She's literally the best actress of the generation.

she's 5'10 btw

talk about disappointing bodies...

sauce

your mum down the local pub

Into The Badlands, good swordfight scenes

One of the blandest and boringest faces in any media imo

good body tho

That's fine by me, I'm 2 inches taller.

The ONLY right choice for Poison Ivy

Yeah, because she'll make you dick itchier than a mangy mutt with fleas.