Worst Metal Band of All Time

Which is the worst metal band of all time?

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Unironically Six Feet Under

all metal is shit

the shit that came out of the hair metal scene, all of it

Skilled bassist though
This

>metal past the age of 12

funnily enough, these are the same people that voted for trump and think that kanye and grimes are garbage

>Skilled bassist though
Grasping at straws

t. triggered numale

t. defensive long-haired bitchboi

Metalcore sucks, metal where they growl or scream without singing sucks, metal that's only about the image sucks

Stuck Mojo
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actually i don't hate 'em but anyone inspired by them certainly would suck

Black Sabbath is just dad rock

Metalheads are some of the most anti-Trump people there are. You are right about the second part though.

Get out underage. Dad Rock is a term for underage faggots.

Thrash Queen by a mile.

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After they disbanded, a German label decided to cash in on the gimmick of an all-female thrash band; and started selling records under the Thrash Queen name: this reincarnation was probably even worse than the original.

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mastodon

> Metalheads are some of the most anti-Trump people there are.
no

This.

You're confusing metalheads on Sup Forums and metalheads in real life.

you're confusing redneck metalheads and hardcore beta faggots

beta faggots don't vote.

>no subtlety
>over the top everything, trying too hard to impress boring 15 year olds
>lyrics are the most simplified summaries of random historical events, written with no effort
>you will find the "hurr durr, my history teachers never thought me about that!" comment under each and every one of their music videos
>basically the porn of metal music

I always see people post these boring cunts on other boards. The band has to be paying these people to advertise, because I refuse to believe people actually listen to this generic bullshit.

no. no. no. you did not just post this

so Black Sabbath, Metallica, Megadeath, Burzum,etc. are safe then?

>metal that's only about the image sucks
black metal must really get on your nerves then

Basically any form of heavy metal where the singer thinks he sounds like Satan but really sounds like The Cookie Monster sucks!

That and openly racist/National Socialist Black Metal.

Blind Guardian. So Eurotrash they probably wear two pairs of leather pants one on top of the other.

Enjoy raising your wife's son

i'm sorry he hurt your feelings by daring to insult your precious metal

Slayer

This thread is my first impression of Sup Forums

Sabaton are brainless fun, they put on an excellent live show

I know this is b8, but Kanye and Grimes are garbage

Probably one nobody has heard of

deafheaven

>TRiPS Of TRUTH

Nelson

Torsofuck has got to be up there