OFFICIAL CAROLINA HURRICANES @ CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS GAMETHREAD

>2nd meeting between both teams in a week
>Darling start
>Campbell's back
>Friday night alone
Let the mass consumption of alcohol resume. Coverage starts 7:30PM CST.

It's fucking cold

YAY FOR ALCOHOL

>warm multi blanket setup
>wild turkey because fuck tastebuds
>elliott smith tunes on repeat

who comfy

I have to go out. It's too cold to go out and the beer is too expensive. Fuck this shit

Oh boy time to get drunk, yell obscenities at the tv and try to forget my life is nothing more than work and broken dreams.

>tfw you discovered someone from work now lives in the same building as you

Why not suffer together?

>being near other humans

You of all people should know this is a impossibility.

It's not impossible, just incredibly annoying.

Don't kill Independent George

He's essentially a normalfaggot, so I don't see it as a complete impossibility for him.

Oh hey, teuvos still around..How bout that

don't do it

christ

Surprisingly good 1st period for the hawks.

until the inevitable defensive mistake

TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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TAZER

WHAT A PLAY

sexy passes I'm a bit wet now

>tfw you have a foot fetish and Toews scores

>he calls him toes
f-ffffaaaag

HOLY FUCK! DARLING!

wew

Crawford's outta here after this season methinks

And thats the first

>6pm game next week
THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

...what?

Teuvo looks and talks like a Dota 2 player.

>bar rewards program
Go on.....

but he isn't a chink

OOOHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOO WHHHHOOOOOOOO ITS BELOW 10 DAH-GWEES IT IS TOOO COLD.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM JUST GOING TO HAVE TO STAY IN AND PRETEND A TRIPFAG AND I ARE FWIENDS

How have you faggots not jumped in lake MICHIGAN yet?

>How have you faggots not jumped in lake MICHIGAN yet?

um......................because there's ice blocking us from the water, duh?!

Does that faggot lake actually freeze over completely?
I bet if you keep walking you will find water eventually

Jesus, who fucked you in the ass?

Your dad and now I have AIDs.

>TFW no soft serve

>has hasn't bought an in-home soft serve machine by now

FUCK

woah

Darling for starter?

>soft serve world record
kek

>doesn't include 2015
Shit image

BREADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scar

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BREADMAN

SHUTOUT??

DARLING SHUTOUT????

Holy fuck

no chance

SHUT UP! GOD DAMN IT YOU'LL FUCK IT UP!

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no, what'll fuck it up is a dumb turnover from tvr or rasmussen

Nice one you fucking idiot

FUCK YOU YOU COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH

>TVR LITERALLY PUTS THE PUCK ON DARLING'S PAD AND CREATES THE CHANCE FOR CAROL:INA

Calling it now: Darling shutout.

bit one sided up itt, ya kno?

>it's another TVR and Rasmussen create goals for the wrong team episode

Really dont see how

Good call

i love you

>that black chick's huge fucking head

>have northwestern coach as the guest for shoot the puck
>bring on some other guy in a michigan jersey

Miss Illinois looking good in those pants :^)

Looked like a slant to me.

why you gotta be like that

When will d4rling emerge

quiet you

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>mfw I keep reading this image right to left and I think of Superman in an NTR doujin for almost 10 years now
Thanks Sup Forums for ruining me.

>Superman in an NTR doujin

I also have started doing this recently

couldn't get on his Hoss

Ward can be fookin clutch at times, what a save

>mild out of fucking nowhere
the hell

you ever get such a relaxing buzz going that you forget to drink more to keep it going and now you're sober and sad

drink more

That's every day.

there's an easy solution to that

Have you tried drinking more?

>Strikeout streams aren't working
>Forced to watch a stream where someone is streaming the CNBC broadcast and announcing in Russian.
Well, better than nothing.

Fuckin poorfag

>empty net
oh no, pls no

>guy is a mile offside
>"i don't know if that was offside"

whoa eddie drink more

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>Hawks get btfo statistically
>still win

I wonder when the regression comes?

I got cable, I'm just to lazy to move from my bed to watch it.

Suck faggot.

gg Carolina

>views having cable as a sign of wealth
>implying it isn't anything more than an unnecessary annoyance

What kind of teams does hoc like? Maybe it's just the couple people I've met so far, but the Blackhawks seem pretty hated.

regression was last week

Any general hates a team that consistently wins. They hate them more when they win and don't need to cheat or pay2win to do it.

That's because the Hawks are successful and a lot of the fans on here are reddit tier

the lead for an eastern wildcard slips further away, as I drown in booze

gg hawks I will enjoy snow 4 u tomorrow

imagine being that disgustingly sober

>Avatar fag doesn't show up
>Hawks win a game with no drama
Well we know what works.

IN A LITTLE WHILE I'LL BE GONE

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