I think you're gonna need a bigger throat

I think you're gonna need a bigger throat

Hey everyone! Get in here. The log boy's back!

I've seen this shit all over Sup Forums lately, what the fuck is it all about. And who the fuck is that ugly ass motherfucker? Looks like some tokyo hotel shit.

I will haunt you for all of time.

so you're back? time for yummy pasta ;)
here's the background on this so-called 'meme'
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It's the same MENTALLY ILL person spamming it all day long.
He's been on Sup Forums for a bit now, so he's not a newfag, but he's not an oldfag either.
He fell in love with this guy Dahvie from some no-name band,
but since he's in his 40s, cant go to concerts without looking like a dirty old man,
so he dreams.
He grew obsessed with this guy, but it wasn't till the musician changed his name that,
he lost it completely. Like a crazy stalker, he thinks this guy talks to him telepathically.
At first, his fantasies of this guy involved plain gay sex (sitting on a fat dick),
but then his fantasy metastasized into smelling his dick,
then licking his ass,
and finally, it deranged into eating his shit.
He shared his degenerate fantasy online and reveled in the HATE EVERYONE GAVE HIM.
He's like those small-dicked guys: he gets off on humiliation.
...
He was posting nonstop for 12 hours a day, eventually losing his job.
But crazy doesn't see the problem, crazy sees this as MORE TIME TO POST.
Now he spends 18 hours a day spamming and opening multiple threads.
He believes he can create an army of like-minded degenerates to help perpetuate his 'meme'
Sadly, there are a few newfags who've actually fallen for his 'meme'
Some are COPROPHLIES like him, others are 8-year-olds who think this is a new edgy 'meme'
...
But make no mistake, this guy is MENTALLY ILL,
and nothing you can say will dissuade him.
It's like if you tried to tell a schizophrenic that his delusions are fantasy,
and even if you had cameras, devices,
and all kinds of proof, the crazy person would look at you,
and accuse YOU of having a mental illness.
So with this HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE:
You can point out his mental illness, but it won't dissuade him.
He will keep doing it till he either gets hauled off to the funny farm,
Or he kills himself.
Kinda sad, really.
Just wave at the crazy man and move on...

CUSSING DOESN'T WORK ON CRAZIES
he gets off on the degradation.
...........
CRAZY IS OBSESSED.
Crazy people don't measure time or effort:
it's like OCD.
He'd stay up 24 hours a day,
posting nonstop if he could.
He'll post even if nobody responds,
unlike common trolls.
So ignoring him won't do much,
he'll still pollute Sup Forums with this shit.
............
The few newfags who follow him will give up, tho.
Even the scat fans will leave, when they realize
how crazy he is.
............
Keep in mind Crazy is often clever,
this degenerate can write and sound half-smart.
but he still seems crazy.
just wave at the crazy guy...

Been waiting all day for the creamy, steamy and oh so dreamy.

These threads seriously crack me up

...

just for you, op.

Guess who just got back today
That wide-open ass that had been away
Haven't changed that much to say
But man, I still think them logs are great

They were askin' if you were around
How you was, where logs could be found
Told 'em you were livin' downtown
Fillin' all the old mouths crazy

The logs are back in town
(The logs are back in town)

sounds pretty logical

(the logs are back)
(the logs are back)
you can do better

>And who the fuck is that ugly ass motherfucker
It's Andy Biersack, a lead singer from a shitty screamo band a few years back.

right totally not a smear campaign perpetuated by gov. shills trying to suppress the truth i discovered.
perhaps i should reveal it since my days are numbered because of these lies against me

Kek

>right totally not a smear campaign perpetuated by gov. shills trying to suppress the truth i discovered.

is this better?
keep in mind I'm not op. I'm just fucking around. the last line needs work. typing these on the spot.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of a fresh log, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My dick grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.

There he stood in the doorway;
I saw the source of the smell
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
Then he pulled down his pants and he showed me the way
There were stains in his leather jeans,
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Calogfornia

I meant it like, LOG-ical, get it?

For the record..these threads get posted anytime I LOG on to Sup Forums
ie someone monitoring my ip
monitoring me
why so curious?
worried about something getting out?
as you can see i have nothing to hide
It seems you are the one most scared of revealing yourself.

I don't care. I still think it's funny. If the guy who created and perpetuated this meme is really mentally ill, and I feel bad for him and hope he gets the help he needs. But if Picasso were crazy...I'd still admire his work.

Nobody needs help with anything.

Not bad!

this is one of my favs from you..
interesting context i might add

Op's mind is quite twisted, and you could say he's sick
He's got a lot of pretty, pretty shops, of his pal Sixx

You have out-done yourself! Bravo!

>mfw waiting for one of Andy's logs

>smear campaign
smear with what?

...shit?

Glad we had this talk.

Logs in Paris.

Log so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
first niggas gotta find me
What’s 2-ply to a muhfucka like me
Can you please remind me?
Log so hard, this shit crazy
Y’all don’t know that don’t shit phase me

Toilets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy
Log so hard, this shit weird
We ain’t even supposed to be here,
Log so hard, since we here
It’s only right that we be fair

I applaud your shillery,

You belong here.


That's not a compliment.

brothers...let this be a lesson to you.

there are forces at work that seek to destroy us..
they have turned you against me but I forgive you all.

kek-speed.

My threads timed out, I'm wondering why.. I got online at all
My last nights cum clogs up my penis.. and I can't pee at all
And even if I could it'll all be red, but my Andy wallpaper..
It reminds me.. that it's not so bad, it's not so bad..