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>Obligatory English, but please post other languages and more interesting English texts as that's the only way these threads become interesting =)
"Lupus is a chronic inflammatory disease that occurs when your body's immune system attacks your own tissues and organs. Inflammation caused by lupus can affect many different body systems — including your joints, skin, kidneys, blood cells, brain, heart and lungs."
Agar az ashiq o juda shawi tu Khuda khod begam ke khub raswa shawi tu Alahi yak gap agar dorogh begoyee Greftar-e shab-e sarma shawi tu
Gavin Roberts
More clean than dutch if that makes sense, but it can vary greatly in how people pronounce depending on where you grew up. If you want actual Afrikaans, look at some poetry or listen to Riaan Cruywagen.
also >this is pronounced "Pyeongtaek" of course you know... :^)
Lucas Wood
it is what it is no
Eli Sanchez
Je préfère sans doute, au printemps, la guinguette Où des marronniers nains bourgeonne la baguette, Vers la prairie étroite et communale, au mois De mai.
I live just near the district hospital, so you're not wrong. Funny how internal signals in my pc disturb the recording tho, considering the last med-chopper was like, twelve hours ago.
really good accent. Feels like some regional accent
at least you tried...
Brandon Butler
9.5/10, absolutely flawless. i've chatted with several finnish people, and by far you have the best english of any of them.
Christian Taylor
t-thanks, France. :3 I should practice my french a lot more, but I don't have the opportunity. Sorry about the mistakes, french is a beautiful language, and I hope to learn enough to read poetry before I'm an old fart.
>what is "zef zone" supposed to mean? idk it's just something they say. i think zef is like dope. youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw&
Hudson Wright
>Funny, to me he sounds like a finn. >implying there's a difference between finns and russians
Logan Murphy
you don't have to pronounce all the letters it goes like this clyp.it/gnf31aun
Jackson Rodriguez
post feet
Jaxon Morales
>zef - ford zephyr
It's a sort of in-joke with s.africans, I guess. The "zef style" is meant to be "the style of those with little money but style" referring to the people who got old cars or something, i dunno. It's turned into "I'm not rich, but I own it", I think. The sad part is Ninja and Yolandi are definitely rich, living in nice neighbourhoods and shit, but fronting something else. It's all performance art in the end. youtube.com/watch?v=bG9ZtQ3phoE
I reckon you're wrong. Just don't expect it to come undamaged
Gabriel Gonzalez
>The sad part is Ninja and Yolandi are definitely rich, living in nice neighbourhoods and shit, but fronting something else. It's all performance art in the end.
i always took it as they were just memeing all that shit they do. it would be hard to imagine they seriously act that way irl.
James Roberts
let's hurt ourselves, post something
Justin Diaz
k, have some Krasicki
Wolno szaleć młodzieży, wolno starym zwodzić, Wolno się na czas żenić, wolno i rozwodzić, Godzi się kraść ojczyznę, łatwą i powolną; A mnie sarkać na takie bezprawia nie wolno?
Aiden Thomas
It was a pleasure to bang, thought Jerome of Brittany, the niggest playa on the West Coast, just as his brown baguette left the nether regions of a cheerful young lad from a village nearby, who preferred to go by the name of "Pierre". Gentle hand of the obsidian warrior swept through Pierre's matted hair, reeking of oh-so-manly sweat and cigarettes. An insult of endearment left his parched lips. They both knew what was going to happen next. The tantric ritual of pied noir. Just as Jerome put one of his masculine feet inside Pierre's wanting anus, somebody rapped on the door with insolence. Was it him already? Jerome was a little scared and his young lover felt that in his colon.
"Open up!" demanded a shrill voice from outside, trying to take down the door with some considerable success. "I'm going to shoot!"
Pierre crawled toward the door, behind him limped mighty Jerome, his feet stuck in the middle of something. Little Frenchman couldn't resist giving the doorknob a few licks and paid the ultimate price – a sudden attack at the door's wicked frame knocked Pierre's yellowing teeth out. Not that it bothered him, oh no. The man looking at them towered even above Jerome, who was a big guy already. "N-Nige", whispered the nigger. "Me", said Nige. "You two cocks thought you'll escape me in this shithole, eh? Well guess what, nobody offends a lad and gets away with it!"
Left hook knocked Jerome out. Suddenly he felt a moist sensation of penis forcing its way through his refined mouth. Well, thought the black monsieur, in every nigga's life comes the moment to be fucked. Nigel wasn't the cruelest of lovers, oh no. Pierre simply drowned in semen, it was perfectly understandable to both men still alive that accidents happen. They knew, the experienced men, that true love needs sacrifices.
"Bloody hell, I'm going to cum!" shouted Nigel in his exquisite Black Country accent, as black gobbies are the best gobbies in France.
If I can make some comments, your vowels should be shorter and less "dramatic", less emphasised. And you make too much sound with your "r", they are also too long and to loud, it should be softer. Sometimes they are pronounced like you're trying to make the "r" sound, but you stop before it's actually makes a sound, or before it "rolls", so the only sound that comes out is the sound of the air in your throat, like this for "regarder" : clyp.it/mra0tfz5 or sometimes it actually sounds like a "r", like this : clyp.it/npjyivel It's a bit random, sometimes the "r" is more silent, sometimes louder.
What was off, polanball?! :((( am sori to bork langig!
Michael Price
ć is just a softer version of cz same with ś being a softer version of sz dź - dz ź - ż
only rz is autistic because it's just ż with archaic spelling
Kevin Miller
dź - dż*
c is a softer version of dz
Isaiah Scott
...
Aiden Bell
am sori polan
Read this:
Jeg velger meg april I den det gamle faller, i den det ny får feste; det volder litt rabalder,- dog fred er ei det beste, men at man noe vil.
Jeg velger meg april, fordi den stormer, feier, fordi den smiler, smelter, fordi den evner eier, fordi den krefter velter,- i den blir somren til!
Oliver Taylor
lol yeah ik my r's are fucked up, oi only speek bri'ish I do actually get what you mean about the long and short r's nevertheless, i think, just can't replicate it xx
Yours was pretty close, polan. I think at least some of the Norwegian sounds are very easy to you poles. You are among the largest immigrant groups here after all. (and thank god for that, we hate muslims about equally much)
Very cute desudesu. I like hearing it with the french "r"
9 vowels mane, Æ Ö Å are tricky for a lot of people.
