Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight?

Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

why im so scared of tarot and fortune things_

A Reimu thread, what a nice surprise E>

Here to lend support. You should probably dust off your shrine. It misses you.

I would like a Fortune Cookie, please.

My Name is Steven.

Checking in as backup.

I don't know, Anonymous! There's nothing spooky about them. They're just for fun.

Yay!
Aww, I just got back and you're giving me WORK?

...why can't I afford a maid?

Welcome.

Heyyyy, great to see a thread from you again! Feels like it's been a while... You doing well?

Heh, yeah, it is! And how are you doing?

Hiya Bun. hugs

Hey Fenn, feeling better?

No. Feeling just the same, maybe worse.

I'm here for user, though.

Dishes

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Watch closely, as i shall demonstrate the magic of GETS!

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hi reimu reimu

Eh. Sakuya makes a ton more money than you, is the problem there.

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Dumb fucking bat

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Ooh, looks like your spell fizzled.

My last name isn't Reimu too. That'd just be silly.

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Chek'd!
Irsi damn good to see you, Reimu!!

You think I chose to be a shrine maiden?! I would've ran away if they told me how empty the donation box would always be...

Hi Reimu o/

no reimu it is! it is now. can chaz get a fortune cookie lol

drops $2 in the box. E>

You still could... But anonymous would miss you.

i kinda feel like some of you are grills and other are faggots
so i wanna ask.... this girl is dating a girl should i ask her if she into boys too?
i think like she gonna be offended but i must know what do what faking do?

I am incredibly tempted to say the way i misread the filename of this particular picture.

Oh but you see it's...It's actually not a spell that immediately takes effect, it works in a similar way as the move Wish works in Pokemon games!

Bats are pretty close to birds, don't mistreat your almost-kin!

fortune please

>Steven has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "36".

FUCK YOU

and give this fortune to this faggot please

hmm, if she is dating someone already, what's your end-game? Why ask if she is already with someone? Are you waiting around for this girl?

>Chaz has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "68".
better luck next time

Bored.

Love life

Are you okay, user?

Just ask her. If she's offended, she's offended, but that'll be alright. It'll pass. Something minor like that wouldn't last long. Better to know than to not know, buddy.

Want to talk?

haven't you outright said that you hate these threads and the people in them?

Will my product launch be successful and i get rich?

FUCK YOU

Hey Reimu after about 3 years of using my TPE sexdoll, the vagina is falling out. all the inserts little bumps and ribs are coming out A LOT and using it vaginally just isnt doing it anymore. Anal and oral is fine, but I have to repair the anus now and again because it keeps ripping

Should I get a new doll, with K-cup breasts and have a new adventure. Or should I get another doll around the same size to reuse the handful of outfits I have for it (tifa, chun-li, few touhous etc) since buying new outfits for a doll with gigantic breasts would be impossible cosplay wise.

Hello!

Depends! Do we have a junior shrine maiden around?

Oh, thank you! That cheers me right up

Nah, it's too late now. Shrine maiden for 10 years, shrine maiden forever. That's in the rules.

If she's already dating someone, it doesn't seem like you need to know.

Nah, I don't like spam.

No.
Can you prove it tho?

FUCK YOU

Hello Nep.

It almost looks like a candy.

Uhh, it sounds like you should go with a similar size one. But what would I know about s-something like that...

>the vagina is falling out.
My sides did not ask for this punishment.
Buy one that is similar but slightly bigger boobs, maybe a cup bigger?
Hello you.

I'm with sky on this one. Why ask unless you're trying to steal her away or something?
When aren't you?
He sure has.
I won't argue. Tell me it doesn't apply to honorary maidens, though...

Hm, damn that bites... Even worse too? Did something else happen?

W-What would you know :v

A touhou thread getting hijacked.

Oh the sweet revenge.

>he thinks it's a touhou thread

I love you

Oh no, they're much worse. Six month's will do it in that case.

Absolutely nothing!

*Toehoe

hello yall

Like you love the bottle, maybe. Excessively.
Oh thank god.

I am going to have to push my love for cumming between tits aside and think long term and reinvest in a same-ish size doll as before.

With a little help from this thread I probably wont be able to last long cumming in some random titty monster rather than having Sakuya or Tifa almost nightly.

I'm not really sure, Rock. I'm just... not happy anymore. This morning I felt okay. Yesterday I was happy. I'm feeling worse and worse.

This thread is an awful lot of avatars and painfully few anons.

Hey there.

I'm getting bored. First one to write me a verse or a limerick or something gets a reading!

Good evening best protag!

We're getting sidetracked. Let's give more advice and tone down the conversation

I got bored of drinking a week or so after we cut ties. I don't like drinking alone a lot.
Hooray for sex toys!

please

Is that your doll? Just a quick question since i've always wondered what a sexdoll lover would reply to it, does it bother you at all the way the doll is staring at you with these dead eyes?

oi, this guy got dubs and you aren't giving him a reading on his question. >telling people to knock conversation off and focus on the thread's point
who fucked you so hard into submission, robot cunt?

how's it going?

Come to me love nest ill tell you all limericks you want

Greetings

Have you ever heard the tale of Dushloorm Veibloxag III, Queen of Fruit Loops?

no its a doll I was thinking of buying before this thread.

Also I dont look the doll in the eyes. between constant pleasure and grabbing the tits or trying to balance it and wigs always being too big no matter what I do. Like Sakuya's wig always covers the eyes, same with Tifa, etc. also many times the doll is on its side or front

>Robin Goodfellow - Reversed
In the Past position
A card in the left position indicates what has happened to affect your question in the past.

Meaning: Robin Goodfellow reversed indicates delays, postponements, minor irritations, and perhaps legal problems.

>Fire Drake
In the Present position
A card in the middle position indicates what is affecting your question at this time.

Meaning: The Fire Drake appearing in a spread indicates a time of restless energy and desire for change. He may herald new opportunities, new ventures, and a cycle of great creative energy, innovation, invention, inspiration, dynamism, and passion.

>Tryamour
In the Future position
A card in the right position indicates your questions future.

Meaning: When Tryamour appears in your cards, she implies a choice of some kind. In this case, you are deciding with your heart, rather than your head. However, you should consider carefully, as all options have far-reaching consequences. If the card is well aspected (surrounded by helpful cards), it can point to harmony and true love. If it is badly aspected, it shows that a relationship will be tested to the breaking point.


It looks like a mixed bag for you. There are going to be some setbacks and delays, but also some real opportunities. How you approach them and react to them will decide a lot-- the future is very fluid for you right now.

Nobody, it's just we've been doing it like this for a while and it hasn't given us a good reputation

W-Well I did at the very beginning :v

O-Okay then, I believe you *wink*

Hey, evenin' How's that bruise doin'?

Hmm...Any particular reason why...? I know that feeling very well...

And yeah, lot's of avatars...Even me :v

Hey, doing ehh, but could be worse. You?

Hiya! How are you doing this evening?

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oh, you guys are utter trash, yeah. I just find it funny that you're the one pointing it out when you try to turn threads into rolling for porn and roleplaying. you're the worst poster here, and I'm fucking including EMT and Mantis in that.

is god dead ?

Stop talking in plural. It's embarrassing.
Trips checkum.

I'm doing well

I have a good feeling my sleep schedule will return to normal in just a little while

Not much else to say, I think

-Sweet Roll

there'd have to be one in the first place... which I couldn't prove either way!

thanks

do girls feel when a guy cum inside?
yea it's a 4 cereal question

Yeah I've learned that shit doesn't work. Except the game giveaway though, which I'll be doing again once the sale kicks in.

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you say it like that's the only embarrassing thing about the autist.
maybe you should've noticed no one else was doing it, and realized they aren't doing it because they already knew. thank fuck it only took you a month to stop being a moron.

Yes, they do

The cum may tickle and the dick definitely has a pumping motion

It's neither a good nor bad feeling

reimu i wanna tickle your bellybutton from the inside :((

Heck \/ \/ \/
-Sweet Roll

BAD

Tou can't make everybody happy, no matter how hard you try, if anons come for advices they'll get what they want.

How much would the one you posted here cost? Like, the body's obviously great and all, but the whole face is just a whole turn-off, the lips also seem to be shut close, would you be able to use her mouth to begin with if you really wanted?

mmm,... umm yes.
and yes your giveaways have been awesome and kind E>

Only one user has rolled for a game so far tho.
Thinking about this made me shiver.

Nobody?

Well, I haven't heard it either.

Rock, I... I'm just confused about a lot of things, I guess. I can't quite place the source of the feeling. I'll probably figure it out. Thanks.

That's great, Roll! What has helped you the most? My sleep schedule's been having some issues too, and I could use a little advice.

Be nice, please.

But why are you being mean about it? That's a little unnecessary.

is avatar faggin bad ?

>Thinking about this made me shiver.

Interesting, the Galactic Conquest of 7038 made me shiver.

Before I hopped aboard, I gave games away

Bruise is getting better.

Sorry going to be a little slow tonight. Laundry day, dishes piled up, might as well clean my home while Im at it

yes, it is

I am sim