Sup Forums halp what kind of spider is this? I live in southern california

Sup Forums halp what kind of spider is this? I live in southern california

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatoda_bipunctata
spiders.us/species/latrodectus-geometricus/
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Who gives a fuck, kill it and move on.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatoda_bipunctata

some kind of orb weaver.

painful bite, but not dangerous. feels like a bee sting.

Looks like a brown widow

spiders.us/species/latrodectus-geometricus/

OP here can confirm its not a brown widow, we have a good amount of those. This one does not have an hourglass on the underbelly

This seems like the right one. It's awfully big for that species, perhaps it's pregnant

it's a false widow buddy, look it up.

I like to be educated. You sound like a sand nigger

I'm doing yard work and would rather someone else take the time hence I asked my Sup Forumsros for halp

This is the most logical response to seeing one.

>I'm doing yard work and posting from a phone like a complete cock sucking faggot.

if you can post stupid shit while doing yard work you can look up 2 fucking words on google

FFS!

fellow Californian here, that's a false widow

Don't hurt spoder

>Socal fag here
Confirmed for radioactive spider.
If bitten you will change into a girl
and have the most intense orgasms ever.

shut your fucking mouth faggot. You're more retarded than even OP. FUCK YOU.

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that thing looks dope. I would never kill it.

Woah OP you found a rare breed of labradoodle

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It's a Basque Separatists

Doesn't look the same. Doesn't have the two dimples on the abdomen.

When you have a question about animals, go to /an/.

This. Also called false widow.

ITS BIGFOOT