Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Emma Watson standing there in her bikini

How do you react?

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>check for hidden cameras
>call the cops
>call OP a faggot

Turn 360 degrees and walk out.

Kill myself

I'd walk in and tell her to square up because she a crusty ass, queer ass, faggot who just broke into my house. And she'd be all like "Screamed the stable boy." And I'd be all like "What the fucking fuck did you just fucking say to me you little faggot?" And then I'd tell her she's fuucking dead kiddo in the most autistic way I could. Then I run to a neighbor's house and call the police. This exact scenario already happened to me once with OP's mom.

Command her to wingardium Leviotate my taint.

*ahem* Fuck 'er right in the pussy.

Ask her for some money

Dis

id prolly kill her with 1 punch and im not even exagerating , im super jacked

You've just walked IN. You can't spin a full circle and walk out.

Knock her the fuck out.
The headline the next day would be amazing.
Or she could pay me in sexual favors to a gag order.

I bet i would have to compulsion to ask her which rights that she, as a feminazi, didn't have.

>Not strangling her with 2 fingers

it's le-vi-o-SAAAAAAAAA

My dick explodes and I die

Grab her by the pussy

Henlo newfag

nigger nigger her nigger nigger with a nigger

She for real have a man face.

Ask if she prefers coffee or tea.

give her one of those sand niggers that she defends and then see how she reacts when she is raped in the name of allah

get out before she starts screaming about feminism.

i would probably rape her, because that's what I usually do when I realize I'm dreaming. Not saying I've ever dreamed about Emma, just that finding her in my apartment in a bikini would be surreal enough that I might assume I was dreaming and make with the rape time.

Say: "Milk, Milk, Lemonade, in the back fudge is made!"

I'd fuck her silly, of course.

Throw her shapeless ugly ass out into the street

moonwalk you retard

Emma, seriously.. get back in the kitchen.

1. Ask her if she's going swimming.
2. See if I can go swimming too.
3. Ask if she has sunblock or if I need to bring my own.

>Excuse myself to bathroom
>steal panties and bra from her bag because I assume she changed in bathroom
>put under my pillow for later fapping
>call police tell her to leave

In North Carolina I can legally shoot her.

make her experience misogyny for the very first time in her entire life.

Cast alo cumora inside her vagoo and read her all the poems I wrote about her

bump for jokes

Tell the feminist cunt to get out before I 'expelinaros exictus' her out of my house.

Also call the police for her breaking into my house.

Get your ugly mangirl ass out of my house!