Life lessons you had to learn the hard way

Life lessons you had to learn the hard way

a poor diet will really fuck you up.

i got type 2 diabetes in my mid-20s. i'm probably gonna die at 40 'cause i've done so much damage to my organs.

Niggers and jews are always bad news

don't shoot heroin

No one cares. They only care if there's something in it for them.

Bump

It doesn't get better

guys
i have a gf
what do now

Live Rich.... Laugh Trying.....

what the fuck wrong thread

in fact it was supposed to be its own thread.

still, what do?

stay with your gf or wife, instead of getting wasted with friends and give her some time instead of working in a computer taking your work home.

>always wear a condom
>don't over do most drugs
>don't let your emotions control you
>don't drink and drive

Listen to what women tell you. Especially your mother. They have something called intuition that can save you from making bad decisions.

The world doesn't give a shit about you. Though there are certain people in it that do.

The one about women not really being worth it.

Literally every single piece of advice I have ever got from a woman has been catastrophically wrong unless they are parroting something a dude said.

Sucks for you. I can't even count on one hand how many times I wish I would have listened to my woman or my mom. I'm 30 now.

Eat plenty of fibre and drink lots of water.. Constipation is a truly destructive condition.

>Accept yourself first before get a couple
>There are no friends, or quite few of them
>Always follow your instinct, you're not crazy
>If someone can hurt you, They'll will.

There is more to life than stuff, money, and work. Don't let those things take over; they have a place, just not first place.

>Hard work is the only guaranteed way to find financial stability
>just because you grew up best freinds dosen't mean you always will be
>weed is not a harmless drug
>save as much money as you can, for no reason

Closet fag detected

This, especially fucking work. It will invade every facet of your life.

you get nothing unless you ask, and you can get a whole lot just for asking.

everything is negotiable. everything.

never buy a brand new car. fuck.

Don't drink more than you can handle. It's a simple fact of life. If you get tipsy just fucking stop and drink a glass of water.

Don't put the pussy on a pedestal

Love doesn't exist
Women only want money/resources
Parents will never admit abuse
Money will never leave you unless you're careless
Get a job
Get a real education
Develop business/technical skills
Get and train a dog
Don't worry about women, they're a dime a dozen.
Money is important, don't waste it, but enjoy the fact you can't take it with you.
You're happiness above all others.
Don't be afraid to let go of family alive or dead.
Trust yourself because your body and mind at the end of the day are the only allies who will stick with you.

Sweet liquor = Death.

Drink and get high as much as you possibly can as fast as you can. Life is a bad joke and you can never be happy without chemicals. God made the world in seven days and honestly he did a shitty rushed job so he gave us alcohol and drugs so we can make a comfortable exit. Don't waste your time living.

Way to look like an embarrassment infront of your friends idiot.

some of us just aren't meant to go with the flow

Depression creeps in, isolating you from others. It doesn't strike you suddenly.

Set two alarms.

You only get one set of adult teeth. Take good care of them.

>people will try to take advantage of your kindness and this will fuck up your own work
>People are selfish and only care about themselves
>life is too hard to stress or get mad about every little thing
>Do not drive a car you are not in the insurance on
>Don't do drugs because of peer pressure get rid of those losers

post pics

If it flies, floats, or fucks, it's better to rent it.

dont tell anyone youre bisexual
whether it's you bf or gf they wont understand and everytime it omes up it will lead to an argument and just strain the relationship until it ends

>Hard work is the only guaranteed way to find financial stability

And even that certainly isn't guaranteed.
There are no guarantees, don't make looking for them a priority, or you're liable to see them where they don't exist.

Both of these, especially #2 if #1 already applies

Go to a state college and get the most basic business degree with at least a 3.0 average. DO NOT GET A DEGREE IN YOUR 'PASSION'. No one cares where you went to college. You can follow your passion after you have a normal job.

Tranny medicine will FUCK YOU UP
Took estrogen but the side effects dropped me to 70 pounds, my muscles atrophied, and I nearly died

UNBROKEN WOMEN ARE EVIL

Hurting and destroying relationships only leads to there being no more relationships.

went to a private university and got a stem degree (my passion).

Shits been working out well so far.

SO WHY POST HERE FUCKER? ARE YOU RETARDED?

You actually have to do stuff everyday.

Just fucking go for a walk or something.

Your driving is a great proxy for your emotions

>Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>Don't borrow money from close friends.
>Always earn your place.
>Take care of your body, it's the only one you get.
>Never try to be friends with your ex.
>Don't stick your dick in crazy. Seriously.

Freeze some tadpoles, get a vasectomy and then you can stick your dick in crazy with less risk (unless you are so stupid you think you love her).

>Alcohol is meant to be enjoyed, not abused.

>The harder you resist the inevitable, the worse the blowback.

>Take pride in work - when you don't, you often fuck up & it reflects on you badly.

>Relationships require occasional maintenance - leave it too long, there won't be one.

>Never trust anyone with your secrets. They will be used against you as leverage eventually.

>Any type of work is shit. Do work you can tolerate & live a cool life separate from work.

>Gods and clods. Accept it and life a full life.

>Write down ideas and thoughts that are good - Use them later to your benefit.

>Become familiar with death and suffering. Learn about being resilient. Always be prepared, then you won't be surprised.

>Refrain from giving advice to anyone. It will usually be ignored, or perceived as judgment. Even when specifically asked, deflect unless it's both serious and sincere (and a person you know well). Don't ever give advice to strangers.

>Your body is your temple. Take good care of it, and you won't be semi-crippled/obese as you approach 40.

Christ how bad is your diet?

It's not the children, it's the false rape accusations or clingy bitch issue.

The pussy just isn't worth the truckload of shit that comes attached.

Love is something really beautiful that takes time and effort, not some ridiculous wish for some fresh meat that just comes in a moment, thats just lust
Know how to administrate your time

True
But crazy pussy is best pussy, sadly.

Most hot girls look for a hot body first then personaility.
Dont try to hold a job and go to school if it means your grades will drop. (Ligit barely passed senior year. Only year I did good was junior and beginning of senior year when work wasnt on my mind) went from A's to D's or 95-100 to 65-70.
Fuck money if possible keep it out of your head.
You can sit there complaining about yours or someones mess up or go do something about it.
No structure/process in business then you will lose money.

>Don't stick your dick in crazy.


ALL women are crazy.

There's only one life lesson that need be learned

There is still a range from regular to maximum.

Except for redheads, not really.

Just depends on the circumstance. Either way, stick your dick in crazy every chance you get just don't put a ring on it

Do right by your friends

shouldn't have left my wife and kids for another woman

Any advice about revenge?

Don't get caught.

Life is too short to be boring, so don't be.

Fire has no loyalties

Some people are rich, some people are poor. Fucking get over it.

Better don't.

Doctors are right. The anus is fragile and really wasn't meant for penetration of any kind.

>save as much money as you can, for no reason
Yeah, you'll die before you can spend it all, presumably.

Being NEET is Terrible.

Get a job.

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don't lose her like I did

You're crazy, one woman is more than enough to make you go insane

Hmm, is this reverse psychology

Don't tell her you love her unless you mean it.

Never, ever let a woman do your laundry. They will make you regret it, one way or another.
Also, never touch a woman's laundry. You will fuck it up.

Don't be late for anything.

SAFE WORD? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR U SCREAMING OVER THE SOUND OF THE MOWER

That reminds me: There is no safe form of BDSM. They just say that to get you in the basement.

Context? WTF is this?

Allow me to reiterate:

DO NOT PUT PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL.

What do you fucking mean faggot?

It means that engineers are deviants. Imagine the time that took to design and obtain the materials alone.

don't underestimate edibles if you don't marijuana. That one piece of candy will fuck you up.

Brush your fucking teeth.

I guess you really had to be there. lol

floss

Let it go homie.

Forgive, but don't forget.

Don't do shrooms at night.

>Don't be a drunk like your potato nigger parents
>Modernity is a cancer, don't participate in it
>Women are not sentient in the same way men are, they are different folk entirely
>You can create your own meaning in life

I learned these in VERY hard ways.

Muslim detected

Women want to be fucked hard. Foreplay is fine and sometimes necessary but it should always lead to the point to where you are going balls deep, wide ass open, hard as you can, with your hand around her throat. Fuck her hard.

living a better life is the best form of revenge.
I became the person who I would imagine would make my ex jealous, and my life has dramatically improved.

Women are nowhere near the same as men, the small amount of cross over is the byproduct of cultural decay via the post modern zeitgeist which has attempted to change public perception in the west into a purely positivist and materialist worldview, which in a philosophical sense is just high cultured narcissism.

This has been predicted and observed for over a hundred years now m8, it's time to start reading some proper books.

The fuck with the aldous Huxley pic?

>Being a paranoid schitzophrenic

Do not give a single fuck, ever, you'll be fine

Shit.

This user has a good point...

Why not be friends with an ex?

Treat every gun like a loaded gun.

Sold that particular gun.