Hello, Sup Forums! CYOA time!

Hello, Sup Forums! CYOA time!

RULES:
1. Dubs chooses what action takes place
2. Only simple actions may take place. Eg: Throw a rock at the starving child. Not actions like: Run to Zimbabwe, kill thirty three virgin women, bath in their blood, and skull fuck a ten year old.
3. I may change, add, and remove rules at any time. (Will do this as minimally as possible to keep freedom)
4. Greater posts can over ride previous posts. If someone get dubs, and then someone gets trips before I post a response to the dubs, the trips gets to choose the action.
5. Once dubs has been gotten, no other posts count until my next update.
6. Remember that I am only human, and can not make pictures in half a second.

So, Sup Forums.

You wake up in a field. Wat do?

Start furiously masturbating.

Find animal and strangle it

reroll

Witnessed, I'm right on it!

Winrar

Give cunnilingus to an umbrella

Dubs but someone got trips

You find a squirrel and strangle it do death.

fuck Jazmine DuBois now

Forgot to colour in head.

Penetrate said squirrel, and use it as dick armor

skull fuck a ten year old

Find a person, and feed them the squirrel to make them join you

Skin, eat and wear the squirrel

Buttfuck the corpse

winrar

Rape a nation

Where is the umbrella

double winrar

jerk it to the dead body

>inb4 OP is a faggit

You throw the squirrel to the ground and proceed to skull fuck the nearest ten year old.

(She is not a nigger, she has nice, long, light brown hair.)
Refer to rule 5

feed the dead squirrel to the ten yr old

I don't fucking know how to draw a small child getting skull fucked.

That red is blood, by the way.

Fashion a corpse sword from the squirrel and ten year old. She's clearly dead, because her brain was penetrated by the two foot cock.

eat one of andy sixx's logs

rerollllllllllllllll

pathetic

Winrar

relol

Put the squirrel in your ass

No

Reroll

Put on KKK clothes

have man give up skull fucking 10 year olds and settle down with a nice wife and have baby while man gets sales position with a dirt and gravel distributor

Re:Re:Roll

You look at the now dead small child and squirrel, and a thought comes into mind.

What if you were to fashion a weapon from these resources?

Shove the squirrel up the girls ass

8bit man opens a restaraunt

Shove the weapon into dickhole

You create a sword out of the corpse of the squirrel and child.

Being made of flesh, however, it quickly droops and becomes almost useless.

Reroll

Thus.

roll

Throw it into a road, so that someone must stop. When they stop, snap their neck. With your dick.

New rule!

NO ANDY SIXX! I fucking hate that shit, so no.
Just fucking no.

Man fights a white night for his armour

reroll

Eat the sword

become a furfag and fuck a dog

come the fuck on reroll

Rape a nation, preferably some niggers

yes. reroll

rollol

rel

That seems like a very complicated rule, which breaks rule 2.

Besides, niggers? Really? Do I want to get aids?

Call your mother. Bait her there. Beat her unconscious with the weapon, then penetrate her skull.

Complicated action*

roll

Reroll plos

kek

socloseyetsofar
rerolll nigger jew

rolling

Now you dance to What So Not.

Nigger Jew? How would that work?
Would they confront you in an alley, hold up a loan contract, and say "Oy vey, cracka, gimme yo cash."?

Eat the weapon

rolllll

this

87
post above has "in '87 Huey released this".
Is kek trying to say something?

Also was 1 off from trips

roll goddamnit

this on

have man give up skull fucking 10 year olds and settle down with a nice wife and have baby while man gets sales position with a dirt and gravel distributor

Get in a penis fight with your five husbands

Make a noose out of child and squirrel

rollin

gayest reroll i've ever done.
reroll

rolling for this

Yes.
Reroll get for dance party with disco ball.

lol this

pls gay dicks
reroll

Winrarrrrrrrrrr. Gimmie dat disco.

check em

dub dubs

I pull up Sup Forums on my phone and complain about normies.

REEEEEEEEE

Damn son i got dubs checkin my dubs.

wat

Almost got dubs check'n dubs check'n dubs

You throw the fleshy sword away and a disco ball comes out of the sky, flashing.

You hear disco music blaring from the ground, but oddly enough, not muffled at all. You feel the sudden urge to dance, and you do!

...

>blood still on the ground

Nice attention to detail.

roll

Yes. I am pleased.
Begin to do furious masturbation while papa shrek watches.

rolll for ghey dix

NEW RULE

I want to promote creativity, so I will allow for a maximum of four rerolls.

Be more creative and think of some funny shit!

I want my sides to be in orbit while making these.

rollrollroll

Begin combat with GIGA nigga as you soon relies that is his groovy tunes your listening to

have an orgy with gay old men

Reroll

post memes on Sup Forums