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Smoking is literally the best thing that has ever happened in the history of the universe. Not only did smoking invent happiness, but it also is the reason why kittens are cute, beds are soft, and why houses keep you safe from rain and giraffe rape. Every cigarette you smoke makes you stronger and your dick bigger. Hitler was a non-smoker and look at how that turned out, he was only able to kill about ten thousand Jews. His non-smoking made him weak and foolish. The guy who invented shoes learned how to make them from a cigarette. Every time you do something cool it's because someone in the world just smoked a cigarette. Simo Hayha killed 700 Russians with seven cigarettes tied together with scotch tape, historians claim it was a Nagant but that is incorrect. He also survived an anti-tank round to the face because the cigarette he was smoking deflected it. Fist of the North Star was created when the writer saw the artist smoking a cigarette and said "Hey, awesome cigarette. That gives me an idea, let's invent Fist of the North Star." Demonbane was originally intended to be a cigarette but the author felt it would be too mary-sueish so he downgraded it to a significantly weaker omnipotent god-machine. Cigarretes are made of air, water, bread and joy all put together. The reason we go to heaven when we die is because it is a cigarette. Studies conducted by people better than you prove that there is a direct correlation between not smoking and being a gay nigger. Don't be a gay nigger, smoke. Smoke everything.

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This pic cracks me up every time

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>remember when I was 18 on Sup Forums
>every day I'd browse Sup Forums and /x/
>pretty lit
>later, about five years
>yuk yuk it's another reply to post or mother die in sleep post
>Tfw skipped it because sick of that shit
>ok moving on
>three days later off to work, getting promoted at my bank
>hell yes nigga
>I get a call from my brother let's call him Sam
>"shit man what do you want?"
>pretty rattled right now because in traffic and needed to be focused for promotion
>on the phone with brother, seems shaken and cant understand his words
>"Sam calm down wtf is going on?"
>then I hear the words that would change the rest of my life
>out of my brother's mouth
>"REEE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL"
>yank on the steering wheel to veer out of traffic to hospital
>out of nowhere some hulking nigger wanders in front of my car
>uwotm8.jpg
>run him over because natural instinct and natural selection
>mfw pic related
>on my way to hospital thinking to myself
>tf, I might have just killed an innocent man
>hell with it, keep on driving to hospital because worried about mother
>eventually hear sirens and some cop cars trail me
>REEEEE.webm
>whale tail it out of there
>i finally make it to the hospital, at least 3 cops chasing after me as I run into the doors
>"LEAVE ME ALONE" I cried out
>"LEAVE ME BE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER"
>doctors rush to intercept me
>I dodge and keep running
>every attempt to stop me was brutally shut down from rage
>I frantically search for her room for a good 20+ minutes
>Not giving up, tears flying out of my face from rage wondering wtf happened to my mother
>Heaving in misery as more doctors come to stop me
>Every attempt was again failed
>roiling pain in the back of my leg, an officer shot me
>shitshitshit
>limp to last room as officer fucking stumbles and falls
>eventually find her room
>every moment has lead up to this
>pussy out and pass out in front of door

...It turns out my mother died that night and she left me a note saying this:
"Read every first letter."

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lost. holy shit how do people come up with these things

Nice try faggot!

..............................I hate you so much right now

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I'VE BEEN BROWSING B FOR 1 YEAR AND IM TIRED OF YOU NEWFAGS POSTING YOUR SHITTY TWITTER MEMES HERE

GET OFF ME BOARD

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Welcome newfriend.

Hello trigger Nigger

1 year eh? Shouldn't you still be lurking?

Abandoning thread

I had a horrible god damn day. I lost custody of my fucking son and I have nothing else to live for. Was hoping to laugh at some good pictures for once.

I asked nicely for no spamming with fucking orange and that accounts for all spam.

To all who spammed, just sit there and read this.

You, yes you, are a fucking tumor. You will forever be a fucking virgin. You will never succeed. You are worthless garbage, and should kill yourself.

Abandoning thread, because you have fucking ruined Sup Forums

Fucking losing my shit.

i can see why people get drunk/high before viewing these things

Please kill yourself

I didn't notice the sideburn before

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>You

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>op is a faggot
>inb4 crusty old memes

Me too

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You know what? i usually don't reply to these, but this was funny enough to. Not sure if this is copypasta or not, but god damn i keked hard.

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>make shitty bait saying Sup Forums is ass and that you've been here for 1 year
>(You)

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>Not sure if this is copypasta or not

A carefully constructed acrostic and you aren't sure if it's copypasta or not? I'm mildly impressed, my man.

(You(

Damn it...I lost so hard I almost pissed myself

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Made this myself actually. :)

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He's adorable, but he's not a serial killer.

Lost
>autism intensifies

Thank you for not walking the dinosaur.

But he did eat cereal while his followers did the killin.

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Lost at "try for a 5th?", holy shit.

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My God...he looks like Carson Daly now.

Good work my dude.

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Hehehe old school lulz

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>my only reason to live is scrolling past funny pictures


You went off the rails way before coming here and being disappointed by a shitty YLYL, boyo.

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this kills the man

wow thank you

Seriously?

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>he raises his hand for a high five
>I can't leave him hanging
>spaz out and only score a high two

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would rather fuck the chubby
more padding

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lost so hard

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I think "You get too many noodles slut now you're gonna dick that isn't a noodle".

HAHAHA

That's waa sweet, tell another one!

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