Tfw we live in a time where Jackie is too old to do anything cool anymore

>tfw we live in a time where Jackie is too old to do anything cool anymore

Communist fucking shit

thats not him

Watched the new police story. The whole theme is that he's old and get's beat up a lot.

I challenge everyone ITT to name 5 things that aren't Jackie Chan.

>tfw jackie will become that one old wise chinese master in your lifetime

Watch The Karate Kid and tell me he wouldn't be absolutely amazing as more wise old kung fu master roles.

yes it is, on set of The Foreigner

Looks like Low Blow.

Good fuck that maoist shithead.

Huh... dog... Jackie Ch- fuck!

maybe then his demons will come out.

Good. Fuck him.

NO NO NONONONONO LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU .... EVERYTHING IS FINE

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

1. coffe cup
2. Archer & Pancoast Manufacturing Company
3. Taj Mahal
4. Jackie Chan

FUCK

1. Bane
2. Moot
3. The Hash Slinging Slasher
4. Jackie Chan
5.

Ahh.. for fuck sake

1. Larry Wilmore
2. The Olympics
3. The Colossus of Rhodes
4. Jackie Chan

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

1. Reddit
2. Quickmeme
3. Hot Pockets
4. Diarrhea
5. Jackie Chan
Fuck!

Carrots
Tanks
Jackie Chan
Forks
Elephants

SON OF A FAGGOT!

How has he managed to keep his looks for so long? He literally fucked his own shit up during his "fall 100ft through multiple panels of glass" phase

Jackie Chan
Coleslaw
Punch Drunk Love
Shoe polish
King cobra

What do I win?

Teapots
Enriched uranium
coins between sofa cushions
lou gherrigs disease
Jackie Chan


JUST

banana
jackie chan
ferret
lighter
candlejack

oh for fu

1.Jackie ChaOH FOR FUCS SAKE

1. Flight plans
2. Planes
3. Big guys
4. Masks
5. Fire

...

Lana Rhoades
Blacked
Jackie Chan
Big Guy
CIA

I thought you were trying to make a joke about Pat Morita looking like Jackie Chan but then I realized that remake happened.

One of the better remakes, really.
As someone who was never nostalgic about The Karate Kid, the Kung Fu Kid was actually better.

Summer Olympics
Donald Trump
Hillary Clinton
Jackie Chan

god damn it

Jackie Onassis
Sup Forums
Flapjack
Chandler Bing
Trouble.

Chuck Norris
Slowpoke
Millhouse
Candlejack
Jacki

Jumping
Ass kicking
Comedy
Kung-fu
It's not that fucking hard guys, everyone can do it.

Skiptrace looks fun.

Phone
Love
Boy
Girl
Jackie Chan... FUCK