Why did he pay a surrogate mother to have his child?

Why did he pay a surrogate mother to have his child?

Because he is a fucking genius.

women are nasty

Because he really really likes women

Tfw too intelligent to understand rolando

wasn't it some chick he banged who got stay away money?

olha a orelhada desse muleque, deve ser filho de nordestina

it was, but that's not dramatic enough for the shut-ins

Because women are vile and are only after his money. He knows this.

t. His confidant

Because he has seen beyond the lies of the vaginal jew, and has experienced the true nirvana that is boipussy.

>>/fit/

because he wanted only the best genes for his son, in order to create the ultimate football player

Is Ronaldo a closet homo?

>closet

Ronaldo is bottom.

he can't have a wife/mother in the family because he's in love with himself


/thread

You are bottom, bottom of civilization. Shut up.

Because he don't need some slut to take half of his money

Because he wanted a clone, not a family

>there was no surrogate
>it was a test tube baby from both him and lionel

Explains why he's so dark

>rolando

he at least is the closest to closet

He wanted to have a child but not to get married so he could continue banging models

He wanted to protect his shekels from the scam that is marriage, divorce and ALYMONY

>Brazil talking about being civilized

allahu akbar mon amic

The dude is worth billions. When you're a man that rich, it's impossible to trust women. You are literally better off being gay.

because all women nowadays are cheaters, spoiled and insufferable. He has no need to lose half of his assets 10 years into the future, and his kid to boot it up. Alpha men breed more alpha men, no need to fall into the marriage trap in a time of complete degeneracy and decadence.

The real question is why did he pick a monkey to be the surrogate mother.

>ITT: Truthbombs

caption this

>Giving half of your shit to a woman so you can propagate your genes

He by-passed the marriage problem and save himself from economic suicide.

He's and example to follow, and a hero for us men living in these feminist times.

Because he wanted a son without having to deal with a wife, a divorce and infinite alimony.

>not going with the classic 'Dr Pavel, it's TSUU'

Doesn't his sister look after the kids too?

Smart move desu, your sister can't take all your money in a divorce.

>tfw didn't get to watch CR7 at Man U

The kid is half US, right? He could play for us. I hope the kids mom is athletic too.

What if he marries his sister?

Dr. Fuentes, I'm Real Madrid.